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"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .
me a dog person ..so giving with no
pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol  "
But cats are also lithe and sensuous all the rubbing against you - me a cat |
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"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .
me a dog person ..so giving with no
pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol
But cats are also lithe and sensuous all the rubbing against you - me a cat"
only when they want something ...pmsl  |
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"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .
me a dog person ..so giving with no
pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol
But cats are also lithe and sensuous all the rubbing against you - me a cat
only when they want something ...pmsl "
and all that purrrrrrrrrrrrrring |
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"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .
me a dog person ..so giving with no
pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol
But cats are also lithe and sensuous all the rubbing against you - me a cat
only when they want something ...pmsl
and all that purrrrrrrrrrrrrring"
yeah comes over as all bitchy tho ...they are so sneaky and hide when you want to put em out ...lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Dog person here.
Cats are so fickle!!!
Only want you when THEY want you.
Feed me.
Stroke me.
DOnt stroke me.
Let me out...let me in...let me out.
Dogs just happy to be walked and sit and cuddle....ahhhhhh. |
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"Dog person here.
Cats are so fickle!!!
Only want you when THEY want you.
Feed me.
Stroke me.
DOnt stroke me.
Let me out...let me in...let me out.
Dogs just happy to be walked and sit and cuddle....ahhhhhh."
yeah i know awwwwwwww love the dogs
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"and they all love to e stroked!!!!
yeah including there egos meeeeowwwwww lol
or have i misunderstood them !!! pmsl
pmsl indeed....you know damn well that you never misunderstand them! "
well you never know ,,i tell you what when you think you lost a cat ...they disapear then nam suddenly scratch your door cus they want to use you or be fed or just want something in general ..so mercenary in my view ....i used to think they were cool but not sure now .,. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well am pussy by name....but not mean or nasty by nature....but some pussys are orrible sly creatures....so changeable and always have their claws out to jump out on you when you least expect it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well this pussy purrrrrs....but as i said some pussies just extend their nails and scratch
give me a dog anyday....at least you know where you are with a dependable loveable honest dog |
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"well am pussy by name....but not mean or nasty by nature....but some pussys are orrible sly creatures....so changeable and always have their claws out to jump out on you when you least expect it"
you know what hun i have noticed that ..where dogs sort of just wanna play and be mischievous and then whats next ....the cat just wont let go and hangs on in mid air trying to scratch nothing with its back legs ...weird really |
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"well am pussy by name....but not mean or nasty by nature....but some pussys are orrible sly creatures....so changeable and always have their claws out to jump out on you when you least expect it
you know what hun i have noticed that ..where dogs sort of just wanna play and be mischievous and then whats next ....the cat just wont let go and hangs on in mid air trying to scratch nothing with its back legs ...weird really "
would change me name to dog in boots but it doesnt have the same ring
cats have fleas as well, dirty orrible things, you just dont know who they have been with, will go with just any tom, dick or harry |
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"well am pussy by name....but not mean or nasty by nature....but some pussys are orrible sly creatures....so changeable and always have their claws out to jump out on you when you least expect it
you know what hun i have noticed that ..where dogs sort of just wanna play and be mischievous and then whats next ....the cat just wont let go and hangs on in mid air trying to scratch nothing with its back legs ...weird really
would change me name to dog in boots but it doesnt have the same ring
cats have fleas as well, dirty orrible things, you just dont know who they have been with, will go with just any tom, dick or harry"
i love the way dogs look at you with big shinny noses and eyes that say ...come on lets play .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol....some people always remind me of bitchy cats ....tina turner always did with that mass of black hair and the way she walked ...
dont know why "
i like tina turners music....but cant fecking stand her....she is a man midget with big hair....yuck how ugly can one woman be. would hate to resemble her |
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"But can I just add
Some felines are really nice
Just takes one bad queen to spoil it for all the others"
well yeah but first impressions count i mean if its just scratching all the while ..and a dog is happy and being fun ..you cant help but wonder if they like anyone can you ..? |
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"Mmmm well well mend diving upon tv .Ah yi just missed it boy dived in pool his wee sperdos fell down LOL cheeky boy  "
Roughly translated
Men diving on TV, boy dived in his pool and his small Speedos fell down |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have to be a dog....
Never thought about it but being as I seem to spend half my life chasing pussy what else can I be lol.... "
wot sort of dog would u be mr notts, just asking out of curiosity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"too much of everything ...they eat em both in china you know ..wonder why they are off limits over here with horses too ..?"
i prefer mine in a plastic bowl coz i aint posh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awwww Phoenix Hun your the 2nd one thats ill today LOL first Mae wee puss puss now you gosh did you have good night aswell then ? "
had a lovely night...just wish i could stop shitting thro the eye of a needle now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Definately doggy people,can't be doing with any animal that can climb on your work tops. 
Having said that we're not fond of all dogs,next doors have 4 of those Tea Cup Pomeranians.
Yap,Yap,Yap all the time and dress them up in little suits ffs.
XXXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Definately doggy people,can't be doing with any animal that can climb on your work tops.
Having said that we're not fond of all dogs,next doors have 4 of those Tea Cup Pomeranians.
Yap,Yap,Yap all the time and dress them up in little suits ffs.
XXXX"
ave got a westie who has a denim skirt and a full reindeer outfit for xmas |
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"ok what about dogs that look like cats?"
yeah i know of a few dogs that think its cool for cats ...to behave like one ...
but fail as most cats have bad manners really ...me me me me me me ...if it was a woman it would be a bunny boiler .
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ok what about dogs that look like cats?
yeah i know of a few dogs that think its cool for cats ...to behave like one ...
but fail as most cats have bad manners really ...me me me me me me ...if it was a woman it would be a bunny boiler .
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a pussy bunny boiler...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like to be a st bernard. be big and cuddly and rescue people out of deep shit"
plus i would have a barrel of rum on me so that would make me more appealing |
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I have had both but they are so different. You can make a dog beg, sit, roll over and obey your will where as a cat is an independent creature and does as it chooses.
End of the day both are domestic pets in the main to amuse old ladies . Ok maybe not all are
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would someone pass me my zimmer! 
Lol you hardly need that. Its more the fact i associate yapping dogs and zonked out cats with little old ladies not the likes of your self young lady "
Ooooh I say! freddie said young |
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"Would someone pass me my zimmer!
Lol you hardly need that. Its more the fact i associate yapping dogs and zonked out cats with little old ladies not the likes of your self young lady
Ooooh I say! freddie said young "
He he he peeped at your pics and your far far from the zimmer frame stage. Your young allright |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would someone pass me my zimmer!
Lol you hardly need that. Its more the fact i associate yapping dogs and zonked out cats with little old ladies not the likes of your self young lady
Ooooh I say! freddie said young
He he he peeped at your pics and your far far from the zimmer frame stage. Your young allright "
*puts on old ladies voice from harry enfield* young man!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cats all the way nowt like a warm pussy on your lap
in ya lap....ye big wuz...wouldnt ya rather have me pussy on yer face"
One on lap one on face mmmm yummy Was on about just up from lap lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It goes to say gals
If a man calls you a pussy ya don’t mind.
If he calls ya a dog you blow up.
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no hun if he calls me a dog he gets to blow up his doll coz ave naffed off then
but looking at your bod you could call me wot ya like
get ya arse to barnsley u've pulled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WTF do I wanna go to Barnsley for?
to get my fookin boot up yer arse now ya numpty"
subtle
you want to come to barnsley to see boots spread eagled on the pool table at our social lol
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"bump
cats make yer house stink of piss"
Yep
Stink o piss,
Stink
Cause allergies
Have fleas - even when dogs get fleas its cat fleas that they have!!!
Dog fleas are very very rare!!!
Claw and scratch
Meow non stop
Demand demand demand
Kick up the butt out thru the cat flap!!!
Prurrrrrrurrrurrrr indeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"bump
cats make yer house stink of piss
Yep
Stink o piss,
Stink
Cause allergies
Have fleas - even when dogs get fleas its cat fleas that they have!!!
Dog fleas are very very rare!!!
Claw and scratch
Meow non stop
Demand demand demand
Kick up the butt out thru the cat flap!!!
Prurrrrrrurrrurrrr indeed "
ya forgot fur balls |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"plus cats are malicious feckers. just when you think they are letting things smooth over, up they come and scratch the fook out of ya"
Yeah.
They hide, and wait, and the pow!!!
Think the gonna win the fight - but never fully understand they are just NOT big enough!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"plus cats are malicious feckers. just when you think they are letting things smooth over, up they come and scratch the fook out of ya
Yeah.
They hide, and wait, and the pow!!!
Think the gonna win the fight - but never fully understand they are just NOT big enough!!!"
wow debs me n u reading off the same song sheet. we both hate fecking cats i think |
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"plus cats are malicious feckers. just when you think they are letting things smooth over, up they come and scratch the fook out of ya
Yeah.
They hide, and wait, and the pow!!!
Think the gonna win the fight - but never fully understand they are just NOT big enough!!!"
LMFAO |
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"im a dog person myself and not into pussies.
bloody things keep shatting in me garden "
ohhhh god they do that everywhere babe go from garden to garden on the quiet and then try to make it look like its not them .....its all me me me me me .
lmfao |
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"lmao
noooo its only MY garden they do it in, and they could crap for england, i use an old thong and try and splat them up the ass with a wet tissue "
yeah but with dogs at least they never hide it do they and there owners ..sometimes clean it up ,,why dont cat owners ?? |
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Come to think of it ...you can sort of hear cats fucking late at night and then see the end result ...kittens ...but the dog you see them in the park or on any piece of land they dont give a fuck who sees em ,so i suppose the moggy is the introvert and the dog the exhibitionist . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol its like childish games lmao
To me kitty your the only cat who is cool !! "
thats it yer dead meat...wot about this pussy. aint talking to ya. was going to add the following:
you can sort of hear cats fucking late at night and then see the end result on their verifications lmfao
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have to be a dog....
Never thought about it but being as I seem to spend half my life chasing pussy what else can I be lol....
wot sort of dog would u be mr notts, just asking out of curiosity"
What sort... Ohh God? Errr....
If honest..... probably an English Bull Dog. Or a Boxer maybe.... Playful, cute... Robust.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have to be a dog....
Never thought about it but being as I seem to spend half my life chasing pussy what else can I be lol....
wot sort of dog would u be mr notts, just asking out of curiosity
What sort... Ohh God? Errr....
If honest..... probably an English Bull Dog. Or a Boxer maybe.... Playful, cute... Robust...."
yeah your a english bull dog when your a gent, and a pitbull when you got your trollies in a twist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have always fancied a "cocker" myself
ooooooooooooooooh yeah!!!! "
i still just hate fecking cats
ova and out
lmfao
whats that saying
every dog has its day, but every bitch has two |
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"lol its like childish games lmao
To me kitty your the only cat who is cool !!
thats it yer dead meat...wot about this pussy. aint talking to ya. was going to add the following:
you can sort of hear cats fucking late at night and then see the end result on their verifications lmfao
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yeah but at least they normally keep themselves to themselves puss ...lol |
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"lol its like childish games lmao
To me kitty your the only cat who is cool !!
thats it yer dead meat...wot about this pussy. aint talking to ya. was going to add the following:
you can sort of hear cats fucking late at night and then see the end result on their verifications lmfao
yeah but at least they normally keep themselves to themselves puss ...lol"
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"bump
cats make yer house stink of piss
Yep
Stink o piss,
Stink
Cause allergies
Have fleas - even when dogs get fleas its cat fleas that they have!!!
Dog fleas are very very rare!!!
Claw and scratch
Meow non stop
Demand demand demand
Kick up the butt out thru the cat flap!!!
Prurrrrrrurrrurrrr indeed "
your not a cat lover are you debz lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"bump
cats make yer house stink of piss
Yep
Stink o piss,
Stink
Cause allergies
Have fleas - even when dogs get fleas its cat fleas that they have!!!
Dog fleas are very very rare!!!
Claw and scratch
Meow non stop
Demand demand demand
Kick up the butt out thru the cat flap!!!
Prurrrrrrurrrurrrr indeed
your not a cat lover are you debz lol "
ME and our ginger puss have a mutual understanding.
He stays away from me and i wont kick him up the japsie!!! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .
me a dog person ..so giving with no
pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol "
i actually adore cats,i never trust anyone who dont like em to be honest.........dogs are simple creatures who require simple instruction to be obedient...you can never ever train a cat they do their own thing i sooooooooooo like that |
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"i actually adore cats,i never trust anyone who dont like em to be honest.........dogs are simple creatures who require simple instruction to be obedient...you can never ever train a cat they do their own thing i sooooooooooo like that "
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Same here!
However, I love my dog as he is sooooooo sweet, loving and affectionate.
My cat is affectionate too, however, she is very aloof to those she does not like, just like me! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"i actually adore cats,i never trust anyone who dont like em to be honest.........dogs are simple creatures who require simple instruction to be obedient...you can never ever train a cat they do their own thing i sooooooooooo like that
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Same here!
However, I love my dog as he is sooooooo sweet, loving and affectionate.
My cat is affectionate too, however, she is very aloof to those she does not like, just like me! "
and thats why adore cats |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .
me a dog person ..so giving with no
pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol i can think of one pussy cat on here that should be taken for a one way visit to the vet "
Care to elaborate? |
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"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .
me a dog person ..so giving with no
pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol i can think of one pussy cat on here that should be taken for a one way visit to the vet
Care to elaborate?"
Probably not! |
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"so what are you ..A Cat person or a Dog person and why .
me a dog person ..so giving with no
pre-conditions,cats are crafty me me me types lol i can think of one pussy cat on here that should be taken for a one way visit to the vet
Care to elaborate?
Probably not! elaborate??? meeee owwwww? "
What on earth are you trying to say?! |
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