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over a year ago
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"Awww arn't you lovely...its a pretty long film to sit through x"
but it all love and that sloppy stuff..and like i say you women put up with all the man crap films  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love this film, always makes me cry. I was relegated to the bedroom to watch it though as my son was watching the footie downstairs, wearing Barca shirt and cheering like a mad thing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bad acting
Really crap film "
Yeah too right. Like you play a violin and a ship is sinking beneath you and you say, "Ok chaps, one for the road?"... like fook, you think, Violin v lifejacket? Fuck off Mozart! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A 'not the Titanic' joke.
A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, It's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the Captain's parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... with the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day... And then 2 days. And then 3 days.
Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could hold back no longer and said...
"OK, I give up. Where's the fuckin' ship?"?
Copy and pasted from elsewhere so apologies for typos and poor punctuation etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bad acting
Really crap film
Yeah too right. Like you play a violin and a ship is sinking beneath you and you say, "Ok chaps, one for the road?"... like fook, you think, Violin v lifejacket? Fuck off Mozart! "
Now I like mozart but if anyone thinks leonardo can act!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i dont see how they can turn a tragedy into a love storyput a young attractive couple show her boobs an start snogging
easy as that lol  "
There must have been loads of people in steerage as the Titanic went down who got down to some serious cock sucking. I mean, if you're gonna blow you might as well do it in style!! |
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