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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why don't polar bears eat penguins
Cant get the wrapper
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I once knew a man with a wooden leg, name smith.
Really? What was his other leg called
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Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm going blind
You are.
How do you know?
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Ah! At the office Xmas lunchy thing last week as a gesture of their generosity, the crappy restaurant gave us crappy Xmas pressies, the cheap ones with a crappy crown, crappy bit of plastic that you have to work out what it's for and a crappy joke.
I quickly asked for all the jokes so I could have a look and then said,
OMG!! These are terrible!
And people were like, "What? What? What do they say?"
So I 'read' out a few jokes so utterly vile I can't repeat them on the forum and there were intakes of breath, two stiffled giggles and my boss saying we should complain to the restaurant.
Then she asked to see one that actually reads:
"Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!"
"[JOE!!!]"
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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Wots black and white and red all over.....
A penguin with sunburn 
Wear do snow men and women go to dance.......
At a snow ball
A snow man wos set on fire and melded .......
Police never found the body but did find a a rosted carrout. |
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