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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay... Now I am not prone to paranoia....
But new user joins 5 minutes ago.... A "single female" lives 200 miles away and has already looked at my profile; how does that happen? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe she found you and thought phwoar he is fit as fuck .. I'm going to peruse his profile  "
Yeah because that would happen?
Do women get access to a special search feature?
Skinny - Check
Bald - Check
At least 200 miles away - Check...
Name begins with P - Check |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Okay... Now I am not prone to paranoia....
But new user joins 5 minutes ago.... A "single female" lives 200 miles away and has already looked at my profile; how does that happen?"
It's probably a stalker with multiple profiles, keep your curtains closed, don't go too far from a phone and disable your internet before they find you,chop you up and make you into sausages XXX
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yep it's a pauly special search ..she must of heard how great your pics are  "
Well in that case; "Thank you Fab"
.....you're lying aren't you?
...such a short lived dream |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Okay... Now I am not prone to paranoia....
But new user joins 5 minutes ago.... A "single female" lives 200 miles away and has already looked at my profile; how does that happen?
It's probably a stalker with multiple profiles, keep your curtains closed, don't go too far from a phone and disable your internet before they find you,chop you up and make you into sausages XXX
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I wouldn't make a very good sausage |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"You're probably showing on the new pics.
However, it's not a woman. Sorry.
Nope and..... I kinda guessed that  "
If I didn't perve in stealth mode you'd think I was a stalker too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe she lives 200 miles away but is staying in a local hotel on business for the night and looking for someone to pop round...
...wait..it's only men that do that?!"
Some of my best shagging in London has been done that way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mwahahaha and now they have blocked me! I never done nuffink governor!! honest I never!"
That's a shame.I had visions of her getting a national express coach ticket and it all ending happily ever after.  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"They have now gone UNLOS, is that a record? I am so good at this seduction thing... woohoo yeah... look at me and my seductive bad arse"
Poor woman. She was so startled by your wang she had to leave! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mwahahaha and now they have blocked me! I never done nuffink governor!! honest I never!
That's a shame.I had visions of her getting a national express coach ticket and it all ending happily ever after. "
I had picked out the ring..... oh no, I don't think I really want to say that.... |
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I rejoined the site under a new profile and was searching for a guy straight away. Poor bloke thought it was a wind up...single woman, big tits, middle of nowhere in Spain and gagging my for it? Yep there really are some genuine single women who go after what they want. But not that many |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Maybe she lives 200 miles away but is staying in a local hotel on business for the night and looking for someone to pop round...
...wait..it's only men that do that?!
Some of my best shagging in London has been done that way "
Damn proved wrong again!!
Knew I should have gone with the other option which was they're a truck driver on a long haul with a nice warm cab!! Which, thinking about it, is probably closer to the actual truth!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I rejoined the site under a new profile and was searching for a guy straight away. Poor bloke thought it was a wind up...single woman, big tits, middle of nowhere in Spain and gagging my for it? Yep there really are some genuine single women who go after what they want. But not that many "
And I just fucked it up.....
...check please! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe she lives 200 miles away but is staying in a local hotel on business for the night and looking for someone to pop round...
...wait..it's only men that do that?!
Some of my best shagging in London has been done that way
Damn proved wrong again!!
Knew I should have gone with the other option which was they're a truck driver on a long haul with a nice warm cab!! Which, thinking about it, is probably closer to the actual truth!! "
Yeah, that one never works |
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"Mwahahaha and now they have blocked me! I never done nuffink governor!! honest I never!"
I get that too.
Perhaps its the smoker bit. Always thought that should be one of those blockable feature things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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maybe she signed up looking for specific person - maybe paul was the name she was looking for - maybe she reads forums and looked you up that way - who knows |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"maybe she signed up looking for specific person - maybe paul was the name she was looking for - maybe she reads forums and looked you up that way - who knows "
Please make this about ME, I don't think I want it to be about every Paul.... please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"maybe she signed up looking for specific person - maybe paul was the name she was looking for - maybe she reads forums and looked you up that way - who knows
Please make this about ME, I don't think I want it to be about every Paul.... please?"
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