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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Holy mother of Jesus! 
Been using Deep Heat to treat a muscular pain and obviously didn't wash my hands properly before having a little sort out of the boys who were getting a little tangled up in my boxers.
Deep Heat and testicles DO NOT mix!!! That's a special type of pain and not one I'd recommend unless you're a big fan of punishment games..
Anyone else done the same or got any other special type of pain stories? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"treading on Lego in bare feet in the middle of the night in the dark has to be up there.
Accidentally sticking a needle under your finger nail while sewing makes the eyes water a little too. "
Is it enough to make you go UNLOS?
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"treading on Lego in bare feet in the middle of the night in the dark has to be up there.
Accidentally sticking a needle under your finger nail while sewing makes the eyes water a little too.
Is it enough to make you go UNLOS?
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no but its enough to make me go "FUUUUUUCK" and I don't swear  |
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"Deep Heat induced UNLOS, it's dangerous stuff for sure
That has got to be a first for the site."
I'll second that one Lickety, and I've been on here for 10 yrs
Maybe he thought we were too hot to handle
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"I've inadvertently peeled off both my corneas after a mishap involving chemicals and contact lenses
S'all good now though, they grow back quick!"
that made me screw my eyes up. It must have been HORRIBLE  |
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"I've inadvertently peeled off both my corneas after a mishap involving chemicals and contact lenses
S'all good now though, they grow back quick!"
An ex gf's mother asked me to look for a contact lens as she thought she had dropped one somewhere, after I had been scrambling around on the kitchen floor for about 15 minutes I'd had enough and looked her straight in the face and noticed that she had put both in the same eye 
Dozy cow, but a good cook    |
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