Ricky...... night owls are okay ...... it's the fucking half four in the morning ones I want dead and I don't have enough life span left to learn the difference. So I will kill em all ..... I will.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I like hearing owls at night. Comforting."

You're a bloody pagan ....course you love owls ! Whit Wooooooooo ...... this one doesn't whit wooo ...... it goes.....

oooooo like someone standing on a dying bagpipe

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I miss hearing the owls n wood piegens. I'll swap ya for a flock of seagulls.

xxx"

No. The seagulls in Llandudno are the size of Shermans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you tried asking it to keep the noise down a little?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Gwanny what would be your chosen method of dispatch ?

Run a clockwork mouse down the M6.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Put a couple of loaves of bread out on a roof to encourage crows, the owls will then move on as they won't roost with crows about.. "

I think I could climb on the roof. Not so sure I could get down without the gran fan blinding everyone below for miles.......

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I like hearing owls at night. Comforting.

You're a bloody pagan ....course you love owls ! Whit Wooooooooo ...... this one doesn't whit wooo ...... it goes.....

oooooo like someone standing on a dying bagpipe"

That's a barn owl then. You're not allowed to kill them I'm afraid.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Scare the owls off tho ........

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Sounds like a case of irritable owl syndrome to me!

Were you saving that line for someone to make a post about owls?

Been sat here for the last three years, poised...

Now it's happened I'm not sure how I feel. Certainly not as euphoric as I thought I'd be...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I like hearing owls at night. Comforting.

You're a bloody pagan ....course you love owls ! Whit Wooooooooo ...... this one doesn't whit wooo ...... it goes.....

oooooo like someone standing on a dying bagpipe

That's a barn owl then. You're not allowed to kill them I'm afraid."

I don't have a barn.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sounds like a case of irritable owl syndrome to me!

Were you saving that line for someone to make a post about owls?

Been sat here for the last three years, poised...

Now it's happened I'm not sure how I feel. Certainly not as euphoric as I thought I'd be..."

N I thought you were just witty.

Whose line is it anyway ?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

Touch them at your peril Granny, fore you know it you'll be over run with mice..

karma is sometimes sharp toothed and nibbling..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a pussy cat and a pea green boat, and see if they fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gwanny what would be your chosen method of dispatch ?

Run a clockwork mouse down the M6."

Ah ok ..... because its a bugger trying to twist their heads off ,,,,

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kill 'em Granny. Kill 'em all.

Ricky...... night owls are okay ...... it's the fucking half four in the morning ones I want dead and I don't have enough life span left to learn the difference. So I will kill em all ..... I will."

Nothing worse than a night owl working the day shift. They have this "I'm awake so everyone else is going to be" kiss me arse attitude. A bit like the refuse collectors round our way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gwanny what would be your chosen method of dispatch ?

Run a clockwork mouse down the M6.

Ah ok ..... because its a bugger trying to twist their heads off ,,,,

'Applause. Applause'

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Get a pussy cat and a pea green boat, and see if they fuck off

It's all gone quiet........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get a pussy cat and a pea green boat, and see if they fuck off

Doffs cap.

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I miss hearing the owls n wood piegens. I'll swap ya for a flock of seagulls.

xxx"

Wow, are they still going and does he still have that hair thing going on?

#crap80'smusic

#checkspellingb4posting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I miss hearing the owls n wood piegens. I'll swap ya for a flock of seagulls.

xxx

No. The seagulls in Llandudno are the size of Shermans "

Tell me about it! Got mugged by one a few years ago ended up havin a tetnus jab.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get a pussy cat and a pea green boat, and see if they fuck off

It's all gone quiet........

They're probably eating someones cat.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Touch them at your peril Granny, fore you know it you'll be over run with mice..

karma is sometimes sharp toothed and nibbling.."

Hmmmmmmm surely we must already have mice in abundance for them to hoot here every night.

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Buy Cat-woman suit with cape..

Joke sunglasses with orange lenses..

Stick chocolate buttons on lenses..

Run around garden at 2am, screeching Twit Twoo yer twats!

If you can spin your head around exorcist style, all the better...

Problem solved!

Afterwards relax with cup of tea and the chocolate buttons

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Put a couple of loaves of bread out on a roof to encourage crows, the owls will then move on as they won't roost with crows about..

I think I could climb on the roof. Not so sure I could get down without the gran fan blinding everyone below for miles......."

Well if you need me to come and hold the ladder.. I promise I won't look up..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I miss hearing the owls n wood piegens. I'll swap ya for a flock of seagulls.

xxx

Wow, are they still going and does he still have that hair thing going on?

#crap80'smusic

#checkspellingb4posting"

You thinkin of the byrds?

Xxx

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"to even consider killing the hootie little bastard fucking owls outside ?"

As long as you eat them afterwards

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I miss hearing the owls n wood piegens. I'll swap ya for a flock of seagulls.

xxx

Wow, are they still going and does he still have that hair thing going on?

#crap80'smusic

#checkspellingb4posting

You thinkin of the byrds?

Xxx"

Stop showing your youth

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"to even consider killing the hootie little bastard fucking owls outside ?"

Who ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Put a couple of loaves of bread out on a roof to encourage crows, the owls will then move on as they won't roost with crows about..

I think I could climb on the roof. Not so sure I could get down without the gran fan blinding everyone below for miles.......

Well if you need me to come and hold the ladder.. I promise I won't look up..

You wouldn't look up twice.......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"to even consider killing the hootie little bastard fucking owls outside ?

Who ?

I actually fell for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to listen to foxes having it away outside my bedroom window everynight.

Not a nice noise!

At least someone is getting some

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

only for a nano second mind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like a case of irritable owl syndrome to me! "

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahah

Love it

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have to listen to foxes having it away outside my bedroom window everynight.

Not a nice noise!

At least someone is getting some "

I'd lend you me ear plugs but ive got an owl problem

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Right. Im supposed to be at a friends house........

Spose id best go then .......

Should've said no ...... still ...... it's better than trapping your boobs in a steam press ...... just.

Tra xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"to even consider killing the hootie little bastard fucking owls outside ?"

Could try Owl for Christmas dinner! I'm sure will taste just like chicken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is the funniest thread for ages, well done GrannyCrumpet XXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I miss hearing the owls n wood piegens. I'll swap ya for a flock of seagulls.

xxx

Wow, are they still going and does he still have that hair thing going on?

#crap80'smusic

#checkspellingb4posting

You thinkin of the byrds?

Xxx

Stop showing your youth"

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awwww I love hearing my owls of an evening! Embrace the hooting!

Ruby

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Which owl species are they? I've lived surrounded by them for years and put up with them, even sitting on the washing - sitting, not defecation.

Marvel at them, we need them, they'll even stop pest numbers plaguing you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love hearing owls hoot hoot hooting

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"I like hearing owls at night. Comforting.

You're a bloody pagan ....course you love owls ! Whit Wooooooooo ...... this one doesn't whit wooo ...... it goes.....

oooooo like someone standing on a dying bagpipe"

sounds more like you've got a dodgy motor on your chairlift.

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I thought if there was only the single whoot it was a single bird, the whoo was the other bird answering ..

Nature's a wonderful thing... I was playing golf the other day my ball landed in the rough near some buttercup flowers, I was about to swing the club when I heard a ladies voice say "please don't damage my flowers" as I looked up I saw an old lady ..she said I'm mother nature and if you damage these buttercups you'll never taste butter again.... A couple of holes later I was in the trees near the lake.. I was bloody careful near those pussy willows I'll tell you.!!

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