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"Corporation pop please....
What is that??"
Come out the tap marked C....
But I'd like it jazzed up with a slice of lemon and one of those little funky cocktail umbrellas and a monogramed ice cube in the shape of a cock ,,,,
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"Corporation pop please....
What is that??
Come out the tap marked C....
But I'd like it jazzed up with a slice of lemon and one of those little funky cocktail umbrellas and a monogramed ice cube in the shape of a cock ,,,,
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Aaah this might be a bit difficult. How about a glass of champers? |
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"Feel the need for a Long Island Iced Tea or four please!!
And whatever you're having yourself..."
Why thank you kind sir. 6 long islands for yourself and a vodka with mixed berries for me. Trying to get my 5 a day in |
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"Double Honey JD on the rocks please sir!
In fact, fuck it, leave the bottle! Oh and a pack of salted peanuts please
Wow that kinda day eh?
Drink and nuts coming up"
Christmas shopping! Need we say more |
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"Corporation pop please....
What is that??
Come out the tap marked C....
But I'd like it jazzed up with a slice of lemon and one of those little funky cocktail umbrellas and a monogramed ice cube in the shape of a cock ,,,,
Aaah this might be a bit difficult. How about a glass of champers? "
Thanks for the offer, but after 7 yeas off the drink I'd probably get pissed sniffing a damp beer mat |
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"Can I be awkward and have a cuppa? I'll even make it myself!
There's always one that comes over and asks for a cuppa!
I like to be different "
It's only allowed if it's a starter to alcohol! |
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"Can I be awkward and have a cuppa? I'll even make it myself!
There's always one that comes over and asks for a cuppa!
I like to be different
It's only allowed if it's a starter to alcohol! "
I'm not really much of a drinker, but will hold your hair back later if you're sick |
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"One very large t v r ... .. hard day for nymph .. .. t= tequila .. v= vodka .... r = red bull ......
An extra large one. Enjoy!!" ... always the best ... ... very very tasty indeed .. big thanks .. and a big tip .. |
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"One very large t v r ... .. hard day for nymph .. .. t= tequila .. v= vodka .... r = red bull ......
An extra large one. Enjoy!!... always the best ... ... very very tasty indeed .. big thanks .. and a big tip .. "
You're too kind! |
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"One very large t v r ... .. hard day for nymph .. .. t= tequila .. v= vodka .... r = red bull ......
An extra large one. Enjoy!!... always the best ... ... very very tasty indeed .. big thanks .. and a big tip ..
You're too kind!" ...oh at times ... ... but not alllll the time .. but do try .. always and alllllllll ways .. |
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"One very large t v r ... .. hard day for nymph .. .. t= tequila .. v= vodka .... r = red bull ......
An extra large one. Enjoy!!... always the best ... ... very very tasty indeed .. big thanks .. and a big tip ..
You're too kind!...oh at times ... ... but not alllll the time .. but do try .. always and alllllllll ways .. "
That deserves another tvr |
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