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over a year ago
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No not the dodgy sort without a helmet on.. When we have all tried sex in a risky places but has anyone ever been caught and if so what happened lol..
We got caught out once we know of but nothing but smirks and giggles....
Mike and Ju x |
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made me think of a funny story, get a cuppa and i'll tell you lol
At work a couple of years ago we have a xmas party and they decided to do a mr and mrs type theme, remember the tv show? crap i know but when we'd all have a few drinks it seemed funny, anyway it was our managers and his wifes turn and they asked the question to our manager "wheres the riskiest places you've ever had sex?" to wish he replys "ohhh i dont know i think it would have to be in a pub toilet" i was suibaly impressed cause he always came over as a bit boring lol anyway it was her turn so out she comes a little pissed and they asked her the same question "wheres the riskiest place you've ever had sex?" so which she hicuped and replied "up my bum" lol |
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We,ve done the usual places like cars,secluded parks and fields but the thing I find quite amusing is when someone phones and I carry on a phone conversation and fuck at the same time lol especially when they ask what are you doing right now? xx |
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I know they may seem like a rather strange story.....but, I was young and foolish!!!
When I was in the RAF, I was caught wanking into one of Prince Charles flying gloves (I did it for a bet) but one of his bodygaurds caught me!!!
I can say no more at present, but may tell the full story if coaxed lol |
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OK then.....
I was the see in crew on a helicopter HRH was flying in Hong Kong many many years ago. When he had got out, he left his helmet (careful) and his fling gloves in the back. Some of the lads bet me I would not do something stupid with it, so I said look at this then...I put his flying hemet on, then took my cock out and started to wank into his flying gloves....just then one of his Police body gaurds looked into the back of the aircraft....I thought fuck me I'm dead!!!....he just laughed and pissed off....did I finish??? well what with the official secrets act and all that??? |
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hey
met a girl once and we went to a remote industrial estate on a farm one sunny sunday
as we were shagging on the back of the pick up and i was balls deep a guy walked past about a metre from where we were
the girl burried her head in my neck i just couldnt stop laughing
it al adds to the fun
cya
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a bit of risky fun does no harm lol, we have done it in a lift in a deparment store, a park, twice in cimemas 1 in amsterdam, side of canal in the back of a black cab, and we christened every room in a friends of ours new house (we baddd) lol n probably a few places i cant remember at the moment |
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Got caught in a park shelter one night many years ago in my teens - had stayed in with a girl after the gates were locked and was doggying her on the bench when a park-keeper walked in and shone his torch on us. She nearly died of embarrassment as he kept the beam on her while she put her knickers and jeans back on. We were given a lecture about our disgusting behaviour as he escorted us to the gate and told us not to come back, and how lucky we were he wasn't telling our parents.
Was amused about the phonecall mentioned above - I was in a motel bed with a woman one afternoon a few years back when her husband rang her mobile, and she had an unflustered conversation with him while being quietly fucked. Must be a skill women have!
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wasnt really where it was as who ....when i was younger ...i shagged the girlfriend of a middle order london gangster .She was always teasing and i fell for the bait ..despite my mate saying ...your mad ....anyway she told her bloke the next day ....and he was good about it ...they dropped me off on the village green in stamford lincolnshire in the snow wearing only a sheepskin coat at 5am in the morning pissed out my head ...evidently he knew what she was like .... |
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You cld have been made into a coat lol....
My contribution is fucking this girl on a packed dancefloor, she had a mini on and tiny thongs.... kept the rhythm nice and slow and no one was the wiser. Very hot even tho we had to go to the back to finish off properly! |
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Pleasuredome is VERY lucky - when I was in Northern Ireland one of the morning situation reports contained a bit about an army patrol finding a severed cock in a gutter.
It turned out later that one of the local IRA chiefs had objected to his daughter seeing a lad who he considered unsuitable (not on political or religiuous grounds, he just thought the lad not good enough for his girl) so the order went out, the guy was pulled off the street, his cock was cut off in the car and thrown out of the window before the lad was dumped outside his own house.
All part of the joys of living in NI in the 70s! |
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