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Why am i not getting meets?!
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over a year ago
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I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!   |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?! "
Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic |
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over a year ago
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"Perhaps it's your first message? "Hi" is all you really need.
Us women don't have time to read a whole sentence "
Exactly! Straight to the point is the way forward, right? |
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over a year ago
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?! "
Sigh....
Okay Pauly's Tip No 1
First Message; always (and without fail) open with the following...
"Hello
My name is ((insert name here)), I noticed your lovely pictures and your witty status message bemoaning the amount of time wasters on this site. After reading your profile, I notice that you like capital letters and multiple punctuation marks and so I have decided to send you a message. I, like you, am not fond of cock pics, and I like you, cannot just meet at the drop of a hat. After reading through your profile, however, there is one question that remains unanswered, namely, "Do you like Spunk Sandwiches?"
I look forward to hearing from you in due course
((Insert Name Here))" |
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You're on the right path. However, I'd suggest adding a few more pictures of your cock in different angles. Why not throw in a picture of your asshole, the ladies love that. As for your messaging, technique, I would go for something along the lines of "i would like to insert my phallus into your fingerhut". Also don't forget to give them a friend invite before you message them. They'll really feel loved when you do that. Works Everytime, my friend. |
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over a year ago
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic"
Because everyone loves a dick pic |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic
Because everyone loves a dick pic"
Not when you get sent 50 a day |
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"Perhaps it's your first message? "Hi" is all you really need.
Us women don't have time to read a whole sentence
Exactly! Straight to the point is the way forward, right?"
Yes it is. And I don't mean to be rude but you are a bit hot to be sending random messages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic
Because everyone loves a dick pic"
yeah I never get any ?? |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic
Because everyone loves a dick pic
Not when you get sent 50 a day"
Someone missed the joke  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic
Because everyone loves a dick pic
Not when you get sent 50 a day"
Mine is different. Its next to a sky remote |
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"Try changing the "ewe" to "u"... they might think you want to bum their sheep? 
That's why they always reply with 'well you're a bit sheepish today!' "
You're from Wales, careful with the sheep references |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic
Because everyone loves a dick pic
Not when you get sent 50 a day
Someone missed the joke "
What joke? |
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"Don't forget to add lots of pics of you taking lots of random women up the chuff, just to show your studliness "
Good point. And at least one sucking your cock.
But she needs to be being hit in the face with a black rectangle at the same time. |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
Why send dick pic ,you don't think woman get sent 100,s of those ,start of with a face pic
Because everyone loves a dick pic
Not when you get sent 50 a day
Someone missed the joke
What joke? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try changing the "ewe" to "u"... they might think you want to bum their sheep?
That's why they always reply with 'well you're a bit sheepish today!'
You're from Wales, careful with the sheep references"
I live roscommon and we known as sheep shagging county in ireland  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As wise man once said patience is the key
I prefer Ron Jeremy's most famous quote. 'suck my dick'. Biblical. Just awe inspiring"
I thought Sigourney Weaver said that in Aliens? |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
Sigh....
Okay Pauly's Tip No 1
First Message; always (and without fail) open with the following...
"Hello
My name is ((insert name here)), I noticed your lovely pictures and your witty status message bemoaning the amount of time wasters on this site. After reading your profile, I notice that you like capital letters and multiple punctuation marks and so I have decided to send you a message. I, like you, am not fond of cock pics, and I like you, cannot just meet at the drop of a hat. After reading through your profile, however, there is one question that remains unanswered, namely, "Do you like Spunk Sandwiches?"
I look forward to hearing from you in due course
((Insert Name Here))""
Another option is "Oh wow I love your profile, so stunnin babze, could sure tell ya what I wanna do to ya"
This requires the attachment of at least 5 cock pics and, if sending a face pic, it must have you wearing shades. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As wise man once said patience is the key
I prefer Ron Jeremy's most famous quote. 'suck my dick'. Biblical. Just awe inspiring
I thought Sigourney Weaver said that in Aliens?"
I'm watching Aliens right now and will keep an eye out for that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As wise man once said patience is the key
I prefer Ron Jeremy's most famous quote. 'suck my dick'. Biblical. Just awe inspiring
I thought Sigourney Weaver said that in Aliens?"
No that was Justin bieber |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
Sigh....
Okay Pauly's Tip No 1
First Message; always (and without fail) open with the following...
"Hello
My name is ((insert name here)), I noticed your lovely pictures and your witty status message bemoaning the amount of time wasters on this site. After reading your profile, I notice that you like capital letters and multiple punctuation marks and so I have decided to send you a message. I, like you, am not fond of cock pics, and I like you, cannot just meet at the drop of a hat. After reading through your profile, however, there is one question that remains unanswered, namely, "Do you like Spunk Sandwiches?"
I look forward to hearing from you in due course
((Insert Name Here))"
Another option is "Oh wow I love your profile, so stunnin babze, could sure tell ya what I wanna do to ya"
This requires the attachment of at least 5 cock pics and, if sending a face pic, it must have you wearing shades."
To be honest, I just send a cock pic, works for me.... don't know what the OP is doing wrong, apart from claiming he is from Wales, which as everyone knows is a fictional land that English people tell their children to get them to behave..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've not read the thread but i just wanted to say
That i love dick pics
Even if they get sent every day
*hic* typical another one from Wales "
You say that like it's a bad thing ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perhaps it's your first message? "Hi" is all you really need.
Us women don't have time to read a whole sentence
Exactly! Straight to the point is the way forward, right?
Yes it is. And I don't mean to be rude but you are a bit hot to be sending random messages."
Guy's gotta try the good ol' copy and paste, right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
Sigh....
Okay Pauly's Tip No 1
First Message; always (and without fail) open with the following...
"Hello
My name is ((insert name here)), I noticed your lovely pictures and your witty status message bemoaning the amount of time wasters on this site. After reading your profile, I notice that you like capital letters and multiple punctuation marks and so I have decided to send you a message. I, like you, am not fond of cock pics, and I like you, cannot just meet at the drop of a hat. After reading through your profile, however, there is one question that remains unanswered, namely, "Do you like Spunk Sandwiches?"
I look forward to hearing from you in due course
((Insert Name Here))"
Another option is "Oh wow I love your profile, so stunnin babze, could sure tell ya what I wanna do to ya"
This requires the attachment of at least 5 cock pics and, if sending a face pic, it must have you wearing shades.
To be honest, I just send a cock pic, works for me.... don't know what the OP is doing wrong, apart from claiming he is from Wales, which as everyone knows is a fictional land that English people tell their children to get them to behave....."
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"Perhaps it's your first message? "Hi" is all you really need.
Us women don't have time to read a whole sentence
Exactly! Straight to the point is the way forward, right?
Yes it is. And I don't mean to be rude but you are a bit hot to be sending random messages.
Guy's gotta try the good ol' copy and paste, right? "
Definitely. It seems silly to waste time writing 200 individual messages when just C&P each one works better. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely
Probably if not what is plan B?"
Pull out the big guns. Exchange the sky remote for a now tv one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely
Probably
IF (I wish I could underline) he plays his cards right and stops with the location lies, he may just get that  "
I thought women love the welsh? Damn it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely
Probably if not what is plan B?
Pull out the big guns. Exchange the sky remote for a now tv one "
that could work.. maybe just ditch the remote |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely
Probably if not what is plan B?
Pull out the big guns. Exchange the sky remote for a now tv one "
Tsk if it aint a Lynx can it ain't gonna work sausage!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely
Probably
IF (I wish I could underline) he plays his cards right and stops with the location lies, he may just get that
I thought women love the welsh? Damn it "
LOOK lets both stop with the "Fab Straight" bullshit alright? I will come and meet you, do I have to go through a wardrobe to get there?
Now that really would be coming out of the closet! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely
Probably if not what is plan B?
Pull out the big guns. Exchange the sky remote for a now tv one
Tsk if it aint a Lynx can it ain't gonna work sausage! "
Don't fancy an aerosol can that close to the fella  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely
Probably if not what is plan B?
Pull out the big guns. Exchange the sky remote for a now tv one
Tsk if it aint a Lynx can it ain't gonna work sausage!
Don't fancy an aerosol can that close to the fella "
he has feelings too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely
Probably
IF (I wish I could underline) he plays his cards right and stops with the location lies, he may just get that
I thought women love the welsh? Damn it
LOOK lets both stop with the "Fab Straight" bullshit alright? I will come and meet you, do I have to go through a wardrobe to get there?
Now that really would be coming out of the closet!"
Didn't you know? All straight men love dick. We just don't push back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
Sigh....
Okay Pauly's Tip No 1
First Message; always (and without fail) open with the following...
"Hello
My name is ((insert name here)), I noticed your lovely pictures and your witty status message bemoaning the amount of time wasters on this site. After reading your profile, I notice that you like capital letters and multiple punctuation marks and so I have decided to send you a message. I, like you, am not fond of cock pics, and I like you, cannot just meet at the drop of a hat. After reading through your profile, however, there is one question that remains unanswered, namely, "Do you like Spunk Sandwiches?"
I look forward to hearing from you in due course
((Insert Name Here))"
Another option is "Oh wow I love your profile, so stunnin babze, could sure tell ya what I wanna do to ya"
This requires the attachment of at least 5 cock pics and, if sending a face pic, it must have you wearing shades."
Yep, wearing shades on a beach, and from a long way away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely
Probably
IF (I wish I could underline) he plays his cards right and stops with the location lies, he may just get that
I thought women love the welsh? Damn it
LOOK lets both stop with the "Fab Straight" bullshit alright? I will come and meet you, do I have to go through a wardrobe to get there?
Now that really would be coming out of the closet!
Didn't you know? All straight men love dick. We just don't push back "
Turn left at the talking beaver, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely
Probably
IF (I wish I could underline) he plays his cards right and stops with the location lies, he may just get that
I thought women love the welsh? Damn it
LOOK lets both stop with the "Fab Straight" bullshit alright? I will come and meet you, do I have to go through a wardrobe to get there?
Now that really would be coming out of the closet!
Didn't you know? All straight men love dick. We just don't push back "
yeah standard |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car "
Sent her countless dick pics. Think she's playing hard to get tbh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you doing the decent thing when rejected and telling them you wouldn't have shagged them anyway?
Need to get the basics right here "
Coz he isnt desperate and shes an ugly moose anyway?! Gotta be specific with those rejection details! |
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"You're on the right path. However, I'd suggest adding a few more pictures of your cock in different angles. Why not throw in a picture of your asshole, the ladies love that. As for your messaging, technique, I would go for something along the lines of "i would like to insert my phallus into your fingerhut". Also don't forget to give them a friend invite before you message them. They'll really feel loved when you do that. Works Everytime, my friend. "
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car
Sent her countless dick pics. Think she's playing hard to get tbh "
I would send her a picture of just the remote. You never know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you doing the decent thing when rejected and telling them you wouldn't have shagged them anyway?
Need to get the basics right here
Coz he isnt desperate and shes an ugly moose anyway?! Gotta be specific with those rejection details!"
Are you sure you aren't Yoda? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car
hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!
Too young for me!  "
She always sends me filth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car
hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!
Too young for me!
She always sends me filth. "
I let her chase u now.. I planted the seed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He is bound to get laid from this thread now surely
Probably
IF (I wish I could underline) he plays his cards right and stops with the location lies, he may just get that
I thought women love the welsh? Damn it
LOOK lets both stop with the "Fab Straight" bullshit alright? I will come and meet you, do I have to go through a wardrobe to get there?
Now that really would be coming out of the closet!
Didn't you know? All straight men love dick. We just don't push back
Turn left at the talking beaver, right?"
No right, right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car
hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!
Too young for me!
She always sends me filth. I let her chase u now.. I planted the seed"
She just winked me. I'm so in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car
hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!
Too young for me!
She always sends me filth. "
Shhhhh don't tell them that. Everyone will want some |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?! "
How many times do I have to tell you? The opening message should always be a three paragraph long copy and paste job describing in detail how you're going to make her your little cum slut |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you doing the decent thing when rejected and telling them you wouldn't have shagged them anyway?
Need to get the basics right here
Coz he isnt desperate and shes an ugly moose anyway?! Gotta be specific with those rejection details!"
I am a bit. Hence the post, remember? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car
hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!
Too young for me!
She always sends me filth. I let her chase u now.. I planted the seed
She just winked me. I'm so in"
would you consider that a wink? I think I had fluff in my eye |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car
hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!
Too young for me!
She always sends me filth. Shhhhh don't tell them that. Everyone will want some "
Oh shit! My bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car
hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!
Too young for me!
She always sends me filth. Shhhhh don't tell them that. Everyone will want some "
See now I want some filth too!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
How many times do I have to tell you? The opening message should always be a three paragraph long copy and paste job describing in detail how you're going to make her your little cum slut "
I thought that was a hint to go down the stairs on a snow sledge? Who would have known! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car
hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!
Too young for me!
She always sends me filth. I let her chase u now.. I planted the seed
She just winked me. I'm so in would you consider that a wink? I think I had fluff in my eye "
Maybe a double wink. Or a blink. Whatever they call it these days |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Personally I think maverick should meet him. Both in Wales. I already be in the car
hahaha I'm not taking one for the team!
Too young for me!
She always sends me filth. Shhhhh don't tell them that. Everyone will want some
See now I want some filth too!!"
Send her one of my dick pics!! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
The more experienced and I might say successful gents know... Can I shoot my cock snot up your fart pipe ..is the best opening message, you can thank me later... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perhaps it's your first message? "Hi" is all you really need.
Us women don't have time to read a whole sentence
Exactly! Straight to the point is the way forward, right?
Yes it is. And I don't mean to be rude but you are a bit hot to be sending random messages.
Guy's gotta try the good ol' copy and paste, right?
Definitely. It seems silly to waste time writing 200 individual messages when just C&P each one works better."
Too right! All about the odds, right? One is bound to gush like niagra |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?! "
You need to offer to fingerbang them... |
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over a year ago
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
You need to offer to fingerbang them..."
Its blast. Finger'blast' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
You need to offer to fingerbang them..."
Hate to correct you, but it's fingerblasting here on fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell me about it!
You'd think 'I want to smash your back doors in' would bring them running.
Timewasters!
Oh sweet baby Jesus...
Your new picture! "
Pretty sure he's not in there |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
You need to offer to fingerbang them...
Its blast. Finger'blast' "
Brilliant.
A pic of your finger next to your cock, to show how big your finger is.  |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
You need to offer to fingerbang them...
Its blast. Finger'blast' "
Remember, short controlled bursts. |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
You need to offer to fingerbang them...
Its blast. Finger'blast'
Remember, short controlled bursts."
How many fingers are we talking 4 or 5? And spit on them first yes? |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
You need to offer to fingerbang them...
Its blast. Finger'blast'
Remember, short controlled bursts.
How many fingers are we talking 4 or 5? And spit on them first yes?"
8 1/2. And obviously |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
You need to offer to fingerbang them...
Its blast. Finger'blast'
Remember, short controlled bursts."
Swish and flick! |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
You need to offer to fingerbang them...
Its blast. Finger'blast'
Remember, short controlled bursts."
And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!? |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
You need to offer to fingerbang them...
Its blast. Finger'blast'
Remember, short controlled bursts.
And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?"
How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately? |
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OP have you tired reading a woman's profile and then sending her a barrage of abuse about why she wouldn't meet you?
Once we're called out for only liking certain types of guys we drop our preferences and standards you know. |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
You need to offer to fingerbang them...
Its blast. Finger'blast'
Remember, short controlled bursts.
And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?
How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately? "
Yeah, but stormtroopers always miss.
How about light sabre noises while waving your cock around? |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
You need to offer to fingerbang them...
Its blast. Finger'blast'
Remember, short controlled bursts.
And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?
How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately?
Yeah, but stormtroopers always miss.
How about light sabre noises while waving your cock around?"
Standard |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
You need to offer to fingerbang them...
Its blast. Finger'blast'
Remember, short controlled bursts.
And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?
How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately?
Yeah, but stormtroopers always miss.
How about light sabre noises while waving your cock around?"
Yes! I like this idea!
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
You need to offer to fingerbang them...
Its blast. Finger'blast'
Remember, short controlled bursts.
And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?
How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately?
Yeah, but stormtroopers always miss.
How about light sabre noises while waving your cock around?
Yes! I like this idea!
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I thought everyone did that anyway? |
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"You need to offer to fingerbang them...
Its blast. Finger'blast'
Remember, short controlled bursts.
And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?
How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately?
Yeah, but stormtroopers always miss.
How about light sabre noises while waving your cock around?
Yes! I like this idea!
I thought everyone did that anyway?"
Only in Wales |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
You need to offer to fingerbang them...
Its blast. Finger'blast'
Remember, short controlled bursts.
And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?
How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately?
Yeah, but stormtroopers always miss.
How about light sabre noises while waving your cock around?
Yes! I like this idea!
I thought everyone did that anyway?"
That explains it |
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"I mean, I follow all protocols, send dick picks with my first message and always keep it short like 'lemme bum ewe en?' But I always get them deleted! You call yourselves swingers?!
You need to offer to fingerbang them...
Its blast. Finger'blast'
Remember, short controlled bursts.
And gun noises at the same time. Too much? Am I thinking about fingerbanging again!?
How about storm trooper gun noises? That fits 'fingerblasting' more appropriately?
Yeah, but stormtroopers always miss.
How about light sabre noises while waving your cock around?
Yes! I like this idea!
I thought everyone did that anyway?
That explains it "
Hahaha!!!! That's our secret! |
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