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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
"This site is hard work!
We all want pretty much the same thing right? "
Wrong..
We all want different things from Fab.
"one size doesn't fit all is probably a good analogy to use" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*sits patiently for shag to pop up*
Can i say it...?! Can i, can i pweeeease?! 
Patience, you will have your turn.... awww shit "
Awwww man!!! Give my thunder back you thief!! |
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Too right it's hard work. ...
Wednesday. ...a social coffee with a Fab lady friend in the morning followed by meeting a Fab guy with said lady friend in the afternoon for a coffee at his which nicely resulted in him losing his mmf cherry 
Thursday. ....a lunchtime meet at mine with said lady friend, a Couple and a regular single male friend for a rather nice mmmff
Today....a morning meet at another Fab lady friend's for a MF play session which included a very damp first for her
Yes its hard work at times but so much worth it when patience and perseverance and a dash of good luck all combine... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This site is hard work!
We all want pretty much the same thing right? "
But if ur face don't fit or ur body ain't up to much then kiss goodbye to meeting anyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This site is hard work!
We all want pretty much the same thing right?
Wrong..
We all want different things from Fab.
"one size doesn't fit all is probably a good analogy to use" "
It does if its made of Lycra.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He needs to apply more effort..... these women won't just throw themselves at him for logging on."
Speak for yourself, I am now coated in Teflon to stop just that situation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He needs to apply more effort..... these women won't just throw themselves at him for logging on.
Speak for yourself, I am now coated in Teflon to stop just that situation"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just wanted to be part of something
You could be here with cock instead of for cock? That would work "
Oh I never show my cock, that would be sending out completely the wrong message, no no, thats not my style at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just wanted to be part of something
You could be here with cock instead of for cock? That would work
Oh I never show my cock, that would be sending out completely the wrong message, no no, thats not my style at all"
That would be criminal, your cock is lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just wanted to be part of something
You could be here with cock instead of for cock? That would work
Oh I never show my cock, that would be sending out completely the wrong message, no no, thats not my style at all
That would be criminal, your cock is lovely "
((think Teflon Pauly, be the Teflon Pauly, You are made of Teflon Pauly, become Teflon Pauly))... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not a bad site if you're squiffy 
I'd high five you for that but the half bottle of wine ive sunk means I'd probably miss!  "
Ha that made me snort is a completwly understanding way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All good things come to those who wait
This is false
I wanted for things for a very long time and when I got them... it wasn't good"
then you waited for the wrong things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chill your boots OP. Patience is the key
Kinky 
KINKY!!!! We were waiting for Shag!!
Think he might be busy pumping iron, or eating 6 tins of tuna "
Or Haribos! Never forget the haribos! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All good things come to those who wait
This is false
I wanted for things for a very long time and when I got them... it wasn't good"
Aww that's a wee sin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another glorious day on Fab! A day on Fab is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I *love* Fab! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Site is boring at times. Women control the roost
Aw does that upset you?"
I feel it necessary to point out that you have boobies...... ((runs off giggling)) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All good things come to those who wait
This is false
I wanted for things for a very long time and when I got them... it wasn't good
Aww that's a wee sin "
I hated living at home.. I grew up with very hard working religious parents. When I was a teenager I always said " I can't wait to grow up and be on my own "
I left for college at 16 and haven't been home since.... I regretted that decision every since..
Living on my own wasn't as great as I thought.... the first lesson I learned was groceries and cable aren't free.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Site is boring at times. Women control the roost
Aw does that upset you?
I feel it necessary to point out that you have boobies...... ((runs off giggling))"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Site is boring at times. Women control the roost
Aw does that upset you?
I feel it necessary to point out that you have boobies...... ((runs off giggling))"
Really? I hadn't noticed |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"He needs to apply more effort..... these women won't just throw themselves at him for logging on.
I might. If i reach three pear ciders."
Adds private note to profile..
"If we ever get to meet take a crate of Pear Cider"..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He needs to apply more effort..... these women won't just throw themselves at him for logging on.
I might. If i reach three pear ciders.
Adds private note to profile..
"If we ever get to meet take a crate of Pear Cider"..
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or Navy Rum and a bit of Bryan Ferry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Site is boring at times. Women control the roost
Aw does that upset you?
I feel it necessary to point out that you have boobies...... ((runs off giggling))
Really? I hadn't noticed"
Well in that case, I am pleased to assist |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"He needs to apply more effort..... these women won't just throw themselves at him for logging on.
I might. If i reach three pear ciders.
Adds private note to profile..
"If we ever get to meet take a crate of Pear Cider"..
S
or Navy Rum and a bit of Bryan Ferry "
Well that's easy both of those readily available from household stock
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I think the OP makes it hard work for himself. I once went to a club to meet him. I waited, wandered round looking for him. Asked at reception. Nothing. Found out after an hour he'd been watching a couple in a very dark room in the dungeon all that time despite knowing I was going just to meet him. Needless to say it didn't progress any further
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have boobies and I know how to use them...
Thought I would just throw that out there...
Another glorious evening in Fabville... "
You're name will also go on the list |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Site is boring at times. Women control the roost
Aw does that upset you?
whats that song ?
Who rule the world...
Girls!!! Well they wear the trousers on this site
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He needs to apply more effort..... these women won't just throw themselves at him for logging on.
I might. If i reach three pear ciders.
Adds private note to profile..
"If we ever get to meet take a crate of Pear Cider"..
S
or Navy Rum and a bit of Bryan Ferry
Well that's easy both of those readily available from household stock
x
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Great taste in music AND booze
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the OP makes it hard work for himself. I once went to a club to meet him. I waited, wandered round looking for him. Asked at reception. Nothing. Found out after an hour he'd been watching a couple in a very dark room in the dungeon all that time despite knowing I was going just to meet him. Needless to say it didn't progress any further
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Thank you for sharing that.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm looking for gorgeous women to share my husband with.
Couples to explore sexual scenarios with and have laughs with.
Gorgeous Tgirl to play with myself and my hubby.
Bi guys to have got steamy fun with.
Which one of those do you want?
Eve. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True.. women like pressing the delete button to every message sent to them. Fun
Not every message, only the ones that don't interest me"
and what wouldn't interest you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think this thread needs more
Hark the chorus of the unrewarded entitled
They've made their profile and sent message recycled
They've buffed up their bodies and said "look at me"
And their getting no action, hearts out to sea
Woe are their cries of symphony unrequited
Fab causes such angst and their feelings so slighted
Relax, take your time, why rush to maudlin complacent
Be yourself, just have fun and most of all, learn to be patient |
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"I think the OP makes it hard work for himself. I once went to a club to meet him. I waited, wandered round looking for him. Asked at reception. Nothing. Found out after an hour he'd been watching a couple in a very dark room in the dungeon all that time despite knowing I was going just to meet him. Needless to say it didn't progress any further
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Are you are a softie going to just meet him. Puts note timewaster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the OP makes it hard work for himself. I once went to a club to meet him. I waited, wandered round looking for him. Asked at reception. Nothing. Found out after an hour he'd been watching a couple in a very dark room in the dungeon all that time despite knowing I was going just to meet him. Needless to say it didn't progress any further
Are you are a softie going to just meet him. Puts note timewaster"
probably trying to hide |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Site is boring at times. Women control the roost
Aw does that upset you?
I feel it necessary to point out that you have boobies...... ((runs off giggling))
Really? I hadn't noticed
Well in that case, I am pleased to assist"
And you have a cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Site is boring at times. Women control the roost
Aw does that upset you?
I feel it necessary to point out that you have boobies...... ((runs off giggling))
Really? I hadn't noticed
Well in that case, I am pleased to assist
And you have a cock. "
I demand to know how you know that... who is telling tales? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personally I just want a back rub and some cheese and crisps.
I just want cake...yep just cake...no filthy hot horny naughty stuff required here....  "
what cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think this thread needs more
Hark the chorus of the unrewarded entitled
They've made their profile and sent message recycled
They've buffed up their bodies and said "look at me"
And their getting no action, hearts out to sea
Woe are their cries of symphony unrequited
Fab causes such angst and their feelings so slighted
Relax, take your time, why rush to maudlin complacent
Be yourself, just have fun and most of all, learn to be patient"
Where's the round of applause emoji when you need it?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personally I just want a back rub and some cheese and crisps.
I just want cake...yep just cake...no filthy hot horny naughty stuff required here.... "
Yup, I'll have cake too please |
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"I think the OP makes it hard work for himself. I once went to a club to meet him. I waited, wandered round looking for him. Asked at reception. Nothing. Found out after an hour he'd been watching a couple in a very dark room in the dungeon all that time despite knowing I was going just to meet him. Needless to say it didn't progress any further
Are you are a softie going to just meet him. Puts note timewaster"
That's the great thing about clubs with great members and facilities. Even if I go only to meet one person and they're a no show or timewaster my time is never wasted |
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"I think the OP makes it hard work for himself. I once went to a club to meet him. I waited, wandered round looking for him. Asked at reception. Nothing. Found out after an hour he'd been watching a couple in a very dark room in the dungeon all that time despite knowing I was going just to meet him. Needless to say it didn't progress any further
Are you are a softie going to just meet him. Puts note timewaster
That's the great thing about clubs with great members and facilities. Even if I go only to meet one person and they're a no show or timewaster my time is never wasted "
I wouldn't expect any less of you I should have said a note on him. |
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"I lost track of time softie, and I did apologise to when I finally caught up with you.
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You did indeed apologise and it was accepted. It's just ironic you coming on the forums saying how hard it is |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"I lost track of time softie, and I did apologise to when I finally caught up with you.
You did indeed apologise and it was accepted. It's just ironic you coming on the forums saying how hard it is "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I lost track of time softie, and I did apologise to when I finally caught up with you.
You did indeed apologise and it was accepted. It's just ironic you coming on the forums saying how hard it is "
Just sharing my thoughts, and interested in others opinions. Hope that losing track of time on one occasion hasn't blacklisted or labelled me a timewaster. |
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"I lost track of time softie, and I did apologise to when I finally caught up with you.
You did indeed apologise and it was accepted. It's just ironic you coming on the forums saying how hard it is
Just sharing my thoughts, and interested in others opinions. Hope that losing track of time on one occasion hasn't blacklisted or labelled me a timewaster. "
Don't worry only a tiny percentage of users use the forum.
Those of us who do use the forum are all better than everyone else. That's how forums work. |
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"I lost track of time softie, and I did apologise to when I finally caught up with you.
You did indeed apologise and it was accepted. It's just ironic you coming on the forums saying how hard it is
Just sharing my thoughts, and interested in others opinions. Hope that losing track of time on one occasion hasn't blacklisted or labelled me a timewaster. "
Yarp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought I was here for tea and biscuits 
That's not you, that's Hatter
Oh yeah! What am I here for then? 
To look pretty! "
I'm not sure I can rock that look, give me a sec for the snap chat filters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Site is boring at times. Women control the roost
Aw does that upset you?
whats that song ?
Who rule the world...
Girls!!! Well they wear the trousers on this site
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hey lay off the with the woman hating!
this site gives them something to do while their in the kitchen
''ducks'' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't be bothered to read all 127 posts, but I'm guessing it's another lamb to the slaughter..?
Feeding time at the zoo. "
You'd think the op would see the warning signs and stay out of the enclosure. I can still see the remains of yesterday's offering. |
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"I can't be bothered to read all 127 posts, but I'm guessing it's another lamb to the slaughter..?
Feeding time at the zoo.
You'd think the op would see the warning signs and stay out of the enclosure. I can still see the remains of yesterday's offering. "
Not quite but he has been in the past. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't be bothered to read all 127 posts, but I'm guessing it's another lamb to the slaughter..?
Feeding time at the zoo.
You'd think the op would see the warning signs and stay out of the enclosure. I can still see the remains of yesterday's offering. "
I just stayed out of it and made pop culture references nobody picked up on  |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
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"I can't be bothered to read all 127 posts, but I'm guessing it's another lamb to the slaughter..?
Feeding time at the zoo.
You'd think the op would see the warning signs and stay out of the enclosure. I can still see the remains of yesterday's offering.
I just stayed out of it and made pop culture references nobody picked up on "
Game over man, game over! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't be bothered to read all 127 posts, but I'm guessing it's another lamb to the slaughter..?
Feeding time at the zoo.
You'd think the op would see the warning signs and stay out of the enclosure. I can still see the remains of yesterday's offering.
I just stayed out of it and made pop culture references nobody picked up on
Game over man, game over!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't be bothered to read all 127 posts, but I'm guessing it's another lamb to the slaughter..?
Feeding time at the zoo.
You'd think the op would see the warning signs and stay out of the enclosure. I can still see the remains of yesterday's offering.
I just stayed out of it and made pop culture references nobody picked up on
Game over man, game over!
+1"
Haha!
I am rather resilient, take more than that to scare me off I'm afraid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't be bothered to read all 127 posts, but I'm guessing it's another lamb to the slaughter..?
Feeding time at the zoo.
You'd think the op would see the warning signs and stay out of the enclosure. I can still see the remains of yesterday's offering.
I just stayed out of it and made pop culture references nobody picked up on
Game over man, game over!
+1
Haha!
I am rather resilient, take more than that to scare me off I'm afraid."
That's good to hear.
Give as good as you get is my motto on here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't be bothered to read all 127 posts, but I'm guessing it's another lamb to the slaughter..?
Feeding time at the zoo.
You'd think the op would see the warning signs and stay out of the enclosure. I can still see the remains of yesterday's offering.
I just stayed out of it and made pop culture references nobody picked up on
Game over man, game over!
+1
Haha!
I am rather resilient, take more than that to scare me off I'm afraid.
That's good to hear.
Give as good as you get is my motto on here "
Thank you.
Still bloody hard work here though!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't be bothered to read all 127 posts, but I'm guessing it's another lamb to the slaughter..?
Feeding time at the zoo.
You'd think the op would see the warning signs and stay out of the enclosure. I can still see the remains of yesterday's offering.
I just stayed out of it and made pop culture references nobody picked up on
Game over man, game over!
+1
Haha!
I am rather resilient, take more than that to scare me off I'm afraid.
That's good to hear.
Give as good as you get is my motto on here
Thank you.
Still bloody hard work here though!!"
Like someone said at the start 'it's as hard as you make it'.
If you take it too seriously, it stops being fun and becomes hard work. Most people aren't on here for sex with absolutely anyone. They're looking for people they connect/can relax with.
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