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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whilst with a group of male friends today the subject turned to lap dancing clubs.
I was on my own with my opinion of them much to their amusement...
I can't stand them!! I've only been a couple of times but each time I've hated it, I just felt really awkward sat there whilst a girl pretended she was enjoying herself whilst girating 2 inches from my face to a bad remix of a Whitney Houston number!
Please tell me that I'm not the only one who finds these places horrific? And every time someone suggests going to them I politely refuse as quite frankly I'd rather watch Theresa May hula hooping whilst singing "I'm a little teapot" than watch a girl dry humping a long shiny pole.
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We went as a couple once before we'd swung and enjoyed it. They certainly made a lot of contact.
But looking back, I think we would see it as very tame and expensive now. Much more real erotic fun to be had now...  |
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"We went as a couple once before we'd swung and enjoyed it. They certainly made a lot of contact.
But looking back, I think we would see it as very tame and expensive now. Much more real erotic fun to be had now... "
Did you not find that you just wanted to constantly laugh???  |
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"We went as a couple once before we'd swung and enjoyed it. They certainly made a lot of contact.
But looking back, I think we would see it as very tame and expensive now. Much more real erotic fun to be had now...
Did you not find that you just wanted to constantly laugh??? "
No, we'd chatted to them for a while beforehand and they were quite into it (ok, being paid I know), they moved us a bit out of sight because they were doing a bit more than they should.
It was pretty horny, at that time in our pre-swinging life. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know exactly how you feel, I hate them, completely false places"
Just everything about them is false, some guys get so roped in thinking the girl actually "likes" them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whilst with a group of male friends today the subject turned to lap dancing clubs.
I was on my own with my opinion of them much to their amusement...
I can't stand them!! I've only been a couple of times but each time I've hated it, I just felt really awkward sat there whilst a girl pretended she was enjoying herself whilst girating 2 inches from my face to a bad remix of a Whitney Houston number!
Please tell me that I'm not the only one who finds these places horrific? And every time someone suggests going to them I politely refuse as quite frankly I'd rather watch Theresa May hula hooping whilst singing "I'm a little teapot" than watch a girl dry humping a long shiny pole.
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This 
I am a pole dancing student and in the clubs we have attended the girls are dead behind the eyes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my Mrs wants me to take her to one. As has said above, its exciting for vanilla people, but for swingers its a bit too tame. "
This 'vanilla' person wouldn't find it exciting in the least |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We went once a few years back before we started swinging, it gave us the push to go into swinging but talking to the dancers most of them needed to be under the influence to do their job, we wouldn't go back based on this, I'm sure some of the girls love their job, but it's not for us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once upon a time, I enjoyed stag do's and the like that took in a strip club.
Now? Not so much.
I don't look back on it with shame though."
Note to self...no lap dancing for Mr G!!  |
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Jayne wanted me to take her to one, but after she got an impromptu "hands on" lapdance off a lady (who may have done it for a job at some point) at a swingers party, she's decided a "normal" lapdance would be boring.
And yes, we did end up playing with the lady in question! |
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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago
Barbados |
We are off to one this evening Mrs has a VIP card so we get in for free. Love the look of the male punters' faces when she goes behind the curtain for a private dance.
They are quite tame here in the U.K. As not allowed to touch. We were in Prague and whoaaaa. That was a fun night
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I had spend a day in a couple for work many years ago (shooting a video)- was a very surreal experience, particularly when having spent the best part of 5-6 hours filming gyrating ladies from every possible angle, one of the girls came up and asked if i wanted to buy a dance, as i was packing up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my training partner/mate was telling me, that one of the dancers offered him a private dance for 150£...needless to say he passed on the offer "
£150  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had spend a day in a couple for work many years ago (shooting a video)- was a very surreal experience, particularly when having spent the best part of 5-6 hours filming gyrating ladies from every possible angle, one of the girls came up and asked if i wanted to buy a dance, as i was packing up "
Always the opportunist |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my training partner/mate was telling me, that one of the dancers offered him a private dance for 150£...needless to say he passed on the offer
£150 "
yeah and there was no extras if you know what I mean.....to be honest if it was 20£ he'd of passed, he's tight as fuck lol |
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It's baffling to pay to be teased but that's what folk want. Striping is honest. T&A for ££s
Burlesque (or the nonsense it's now become) is less so. It slither s under a veil of middle class respectability and empowerment but you're still giving them T&A (and make a fraction of what strippers earn).
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I'm not a fan of the UK ones, dead expensive and you get fleeced. One of the better ones was fantasy palace in Edinburgh where there is an Italian restaurant next door.
But yes eastern Europe, Bulgaria full works for £5! Prague slightly bit more but all the way.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"my training partner/mate was telling me, that one of the dancers offered him a private dance for 150£...needless to say he passed on the offer
£150
yeah and there was no extras if you know what I mean.....to be honest if it was 20£ he'd of passed, he's tight as fuck lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one I've been to was pretty much the least seductive place I've ever been. It was seriously grim. Only went because my friend was a hostess there at the time and got us free champagne, which as hard up students was appealing. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
Can't stand them.
I find it weird, with the girls standing round and coming up to chat to you in their pants, basically. It feels like I've walked into the wrong changing room.
Its basically about the fetishisation of money, and I find that an actual turn off... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I (mrs) have never been to one but it is something i have always wanted to experience but since joining thos lifestyle it has started to become less appealing |
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Just having a drink in west brom with the lads... the sexiest lady in west brom just approached me with a big grin on her face.. i thought I had pulled.... she was giving flyers for a local strip club in west brom which I wont mention 
Straight in the bin it went.. strip clubs do nothing for me |
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