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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A lighter thread for once 
Not sex, not the person above, just in general, who from here would you like to kiss underneath the mistletoe? It's just a kiss, it can be anyone you want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One person from here? I'm still a bit wet behind the ears in terms of the forums but is this one of those 'forum popularity' threads that only benefits a few popular people to the exclusion of everyone else?
I'm nominating whoever posts below me next. I hope it's a foxy lady. But it's probably going to be a big hairy man isn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't kissed someone under the mistletoe in years! "
I've only been kissed under the mistletoe once, just by my friend, it wasn't even mistletoe, he'd just written mistletoe on a piece of paper and walked around kissing people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't kissed someone under the mistletoe in years!
I've only been kissed under the mistletoe once, just by my friend, it wasn't even mistletoe, he'd just written mistletoe on a piece of paper and walked around kissing people. "
Haha I might try this at chams on sunday (kat) xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lighter thread for once
Not sex, not the person above, just in general, who from here would you like to kiss underneath the mistletoe? It's just a kiss, it can be anyone you want."
Can it be a 3-way kiss under the misltoe? I'm a greedy bugger u see  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't kissed someone under the mistletoe in years!
I've only been kissed under the mistletoe once, just by my friend, it wasn't even mistletoe, he'd just written mistletoe on a piece of paper and walked around kissing people. "
Ace.
**Holds up paper with 'Mistletoe' written on it**   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone fancy a kiss?
After seeing you earlier I Wudnt be able stop at kiss 
So i got your approval then?
Absolutely."
I think I would have to go for you Englishlass, pucker up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lighter thread for once
Not sex, not the person above, just in general, who from here would you like to kiss underneath the mistletoe? It's just a kiss, it can be anyone you want."
Everyone! Mmmmwaaaa! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I'm a traditionalist. So even if I am willing to forego the mistletoe having been gathered by means of a golden sickle I am a firm believer that you only get one kiss per berry. So I would have to ask for kisses from those I have already kissed so as not to waste one experimenting with new lips. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I brought my own.
Please all form an orderly queue and I shall come and give you all a smooch. Yes. Even you. I'm a randy mare tonight so I can't promise no hands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have some mistletoe nicely placed....
Would it be rude to slurp under the mistletoe?!
Ooh I'd love to snog minxy under the mistletoe  x"
Pucker up you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have mistletoe kisses with everyone on my friend & hot lists please...
I require more information .
Well you might be on one of those lists... "
You most definitely are on one of those lists, just need to persuade you to join the other |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""It's oh so quit. ..shhhhhh shhhh .....it's oh so still ...shhh shhh
You're all alone ...shhh shhh
And so peaceful untill....
Mwah mwah!! "
Mwah xx
It's a Bjork-snog-fest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have mistletoe kisses with everyone on my friend & hot lists please...
I require more information .
Well you might be on one of those lists...
You most definitely are on one of those lists, just need to persuade you to join the other "
an invitation might help! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like the idea of mistletoe.
There's honestly, a lot of people on here worthy of a good kiss.
I say,FluffyAlpaca. Very sensual looking lips, look like they might set you on fire.
Fag & slippers looks kissable for hours, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take ThingTwo and the woman I met earlier this week. Two counts, right?
I'll give yer a cheese and crisps peck!! "
Oh sounds inviting from you sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take ThingTwo and the woman I met earlier this week. Two counts, right?
I'll give yer a cheese and crisps peck!!
Ooh
I like cheese and crisps "
I'm going to pretend you said me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take ThingTwo and the woman I met earlier this week. Two counts, right?
I'll give yer a cheese and crisps peck!!
Oh sounds inviting from you sexy "
A little pongy but I like the *good* cheese, y'know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take ThingTwo and the woman I met earlier this week. Two counts, right?
I'll give yer a cheese and crisps peck!!
Ooh
I like cheese and crisps
I'm going to pretend you said me."
And you! But I'm very greedy. It's difficult to compete with cheese and crisps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cleaned my teeth and scrubbed my tongue for this thread, and not a sniff of a kiss 
Pucker up Nanna can't have you left out "
And another one. I'm feeling the love people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take ThingTwo and the woman I met earlier this week. Two counts, right?
I'll give yer a cheese and crisps peck!!
Ooh
I like cheese and crisps
I'm going to pretend you said me.
And you! But I'm very greedy. It's difficult to compete with cheese and crisps. "
One day I'm going to organise an 'eat-off', and you're going down Ruby!*
*In the I sound 'tough' and 'street' way, not the fabswingers way.  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"I'll take ThingTwo and the woman I met earlier this week. Two counts, right?
I'll give yer a cheese and crisps peck!!
Oh sounds inviting from you sexy
A little pongy but I like the *good* cheese, y'know!"
You can have all the cheese you want...I have an aversion to it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take ThingTwo and the woman I met earlier this week. Two counts, right?
I'll give yer a cheese and crisps peck!!
Oh sounds inviting from you sexy
A little pongy but I like the *good* cheese, y'know!
You can have all the cheese you want...I have an aversion to it "
Aversion?!!!
Oh my gawd I'm feeling so much sadness for you right now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take ThingTwo and the woman I met earlier this week. Two counts, right?
I'll give yer a cheese and crisps peck!!
Ooh
I like cheese and crisps
I'm going to pretend you said me.
And you! But I'm very greedy. It's difficult to compete with cheese and crisps.
One day I'm going to organise an 'eat-off', and you're going down Ruby!*
*In the I sound 'tough' and 'street' way, not the fabswingers way. "
Well that's disappointing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take ThingTwo and the woman I met earlier this week. Two counts, right?
I'll give yer a cheese and crisps peck!!
Oh sounds inviting from you sexy
A little pongy but I like the *good* cheese, y'know!
You can have all the cheese you want...I have an aversion to it
Aversion?!!!
Oh my gawd I'm feeling so much sadness for you right now!"
I have just discovered cheese ans I have dived in the baked camembert with both feet , crusty bread ans chorizo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take ThingTwo and the woman I met earlier this week. Two counts, right?
I'll give yer a cheese and crisps peck!!
Ooh
I like cheese and crisps
I'm going to pretend you said me.
And you! But I'm very greedy. It's difficult to compete with cheese and crisps.
One day I'm going to organise an 'eat-off', and you're going down Ruby!*
*In the I sound 'tough' and 'street' way, not the fabswingers way. "
Can i watch? In a non pervy way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take ThingTwo and the woman I met earlier this week. Two counts, right?
I'll give yer a cheese and crisps peck!!
Ooh
I like cheese and crisps
I'm going to pretend you said me.
And you! But I'm very greedy. It's difficult to compete with cheese and crisps.
One day I'm going to organise an 'eat-off', and you're going down Ruby!*
*In the I sound 'tough' and 'street' way, not the fabswingers way. "
Bring it. My stomach capacity is immense |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"I'll take ThingTwo and the woman I met earlier this week. Two counts, right?
I'll give yer a cheese and crisps peck!!
Oh sounds inviting from you sexy
A little pongy but I like the *good* cheese, y'know!
You can have all the cheese you want...I have an aversion to it
Aversion?!!!
Oh my gawd I'm feeling so much sadness for you right now!"
You can blame the mouldy old lump the dinner ladies way back when made me eat that promptly made me sick!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take ThingTwo and the woman I met earlier this week. Two counts, right?
I'll give yer a cheese and crisps peck!!
Ooh
I like cheese and crisps
I'm going to pretend you said me.
And you! But I'm very greedy. It's difficult to compete with cheese and crisps.
One day I'm going to organise an 'eat-off', and you're going down Ruby!*
*In the I sound 'tough' and 'street' way, not the fabswingers way.
Bring it. My stomach capacity is immense "
Excellent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm very fussy who I kiss.
Even when I'm absolutely blotto...I'm still very fussy who I kiss.
I have misletoe in my hallway but god knows why...it will probably wither and die before I kiss underneath it!
Misletoe is a parasitic plant and highly toxic to humans. It will not make me live forever and certainly never made me fertile.
Another tradition for what? God I'm in a Bah Humbug mood!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I cleaned my teeth and scrubbed my tongue for this thread, and not a sniff of a kiss
Gis a smooch pet
The sympathy card, gets 'em every time "
I don't do sympathy |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"I'm very fussy who I kiss.
Even when I'm absolutely blotto...I'm still very fussy who I kiss.
I have misletoe in my hallway but god knows why...it will probably wither and die before I kiss underneath it!
Misletoe is a parasitic plant and highly toxic to humans. It will not make me live forever and certainly never made me fertile.
Another tradition for what? God I'm in a Bah Humbug mood!!!"
Shush up & give us a hug & smooch then
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm very fussy who I kiss.
Even when I'm absolutely blotto...I'm still very fussy who I kiss.
I have misletoe in my hallway but god knows why...it will probably wither and die before I kiss underneath it!
Misletoe is a parasitic plant and highly toxic to humans. It will not make me live forever and certainly never made me fertile.
Another tradition for what? God I'm in a Bah Humbug mood!!!
Shush up & give us a hug & smooch then
S"
Oh go on then...seeing as it's you two hunnies x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm very fussy who I kiss.
Even when I'm absolutely blotto...I'm still very fussy who I kiss.
I have misletoe in my hallway but god knows why...it will probably wither and die before I kiss underneath it!
Misletoe is a parasitic plant and highly toxic to humans. It will not make me live forever and certainly never made me fertile.
Another tradition for what? God I'm in a Bah Humbug mood!!!
Shush up & give us a hug & smooch then
S
Oh go on then...seeing as it's you two hunnies x"
Get here and get kissed xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm very fussy who I kiss.
Even when I'm absolutely blotto...I'm still very fussy who I kiss.
I have misletoe in my hallway but god knows why...it will probably wither and die before I kiss underneath it!
Misletoe is a parasitic plant and highly toxic to humans. It will not make me live forever and certainly never made me fertile.
Another tradition for what? God I'm in a Bah Humbug mood!!!
Shush up & give us a hug & smooch then
S
Oh go on then...seeing as it's you two hunnies x
Get here and get kissed xxx "
On my way... Can I bring my pooch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have mistletoe kisses with everyone on my friend & hot lists please...
I require more information .
Well you might be on one of those lists...
You most definitely are on one of those lists, just need to persuade you to join the other an invitation might help! "
Don't have to ask me twice, on it like sonic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm very fussy who I kiss.
Even when I'm absolutely blotto...I'm still very fussy who I kiss.
I have misletoe in my hallway but god knows why...it will probably wither and die before I kiss underneath it!
Misletoe is a parasitic plant and highly toxic to humans. It will not make me live forever and certainly never made me fertile.
Another tradition for what? God I'm in a Bah Humbug mood!!!
Shush up & give us a hug & smooch then
S
Oh go on then...seeing as it's you two hunnies x
Get here and get kissed xxx
On my way... Can I bring my pooch "
Most certainly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have mistletoe kisses with everyone on my friend & hot lists please...
I require more information .
Well you might be on one of those lists...
You most definitely are on one of those lists, just need to persuade you to join the other an invitation might help!
Don't have to ask me twice, on it like sonic "
You weren't joking were you?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have mistletoe kisses with everyone on my friend & hot lists please...
I require more information .
Well you might be on one of those lists...
You most definitely are on one of those lists, just need to persuade you to join the other an invitation might help!
Don't have to ask me twice, on it like sonic
You weren't joking were you?! "
Nope, can't resist a gorgeous lady like you |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Its Christmas so,,,,M'Wah! XXXXXXX to everyone
Back at you, Mikki xxxx
pout,pout,m'wah,xxxxxxx "
Air kisses, dahhhlingg Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its Christmas so,,,,M'Wah! XXXXXXX to everyone
Back at you, Mikki xxxx
pout,pout,m'wah,xxxxxxx
Air kisses, dahhhlingg Xxx"
lol,,yea watch my makeup |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's few kisses I'd like to give
Really?
Yep
Do tell...
I don't kiss n tell
I am afire with curiosity..."
Mikki grabs a bucket of water and puts the fire out,,phew,,thank god I'm here eh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's few kisses I'd like to give
Really?
Yep
Do tell...
I don't kiss n tell
I am afire with curiosity...
Mikki grabs a bucket of water and puts the fire out,,phew,,thank god I'm here eh "
It is |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"There's few kisses I'd like to give
Really?
Yep
Do tell...
I don't kiss n tell
I am afire with curiosity...
Mikki grabs a bucket of water and puts the fire out,,phew,,thank god I'm here eh "
Jaysus, woman! On the naughty list for you! |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
I have actually never had a kiss under the mistletoe. Nor have I had one on xmas day or new years eve for 8 years. Its not likely to be any different this year either.
Therefore if anyone wants me I'll be hovering close by it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok 1 more kiss & I swear I'll start the laundry
Kiss under mistletoe
Miss"
Hmm ok let's make it 2 more snogs under the mistletoe, then I'll start my laundry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have actually never had a kiss under the mistletoe. Nor have I had one on xmas day or new years eve for 8 years. Its not likely to be any different this year either.
Therefore if anyone wants me I'll be hovering close by it lol"
Maybe I should go to Edinburg for Christmas & New Year?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't kissed someone under the mistletoe in years!
I've only been kissed under the mistletoe once, just by my friend, it wasn't even mistletoe, he'd just written mistletoe on a piece of paper and walked around kissing people. "
Genius. |
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