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"Why have i only just discovered baby oil for when i am knocking one out. Its amazing
Because its not standard issue in a rat-pack?
He has gun oil  "
Might cause sparks though (kat) xx |
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"Why have i only just discovered baby oil for when i am knocking one out. Its amazing
I use lard because I'm common as fuuuuck  "
Rumour has it you've been seen stealing little sachet of butter from cafes |
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"Why have i only just discovered baby oil for when i am knocking one out. Its amazing
I use lard because I'm common as fuuuuck
Rumour has it you've been seen stealing little sachet of butter from cafes "
Don't belive everything you hear about me, only most of it is true |
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"Why have i only just discovered baby oil for when i am knocking one out. Its amazing
I use lard because I'm common as fuuuuck "
I tried margarine-substitute. Frankly I can't believe it's not better...
OP: Everyone knows one should use extra virgin oil. Even Popeye was partial to a bit of Olive...
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"Why have i only just discovered baby oil for when i am knocking one out. Its amazing
I use lard because I'm common as fuuuuck
Rumour has it you've been seen stealing little sachet of butter from cafes
Don't belive everything you hear about me, only most of it is true "
Ha ha I heard 99% was true
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"Why have i only just discovered baby oil for when i am knocking one out. Its amazing
I use lard because I'm common as fuuuuck
Rumour has it you've been seen stealing little sachet of butter from cafes
Don't belive everything you hear about me, only most of it is true
Ha ha I heard 99% was true
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I'd say 99% is most |
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"I just spit on em
Well that would be much much better. Would you like to come and do it then xx  "
Id love to, owt to help the hero's, however I'm banned from spitting on cocks under the age of 40 sadly |
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"Here in the USA using lube for guys wanking is standard, unlike the UK. Available everywhere.
Expected lube item in the baggage area."
Is that because more of them are circumcised? |
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"Why have i only just discovered baby oil for when i am knocking one out. Its amazing"
Its full of impurities- ironically it's not good for babies.
Use coconut oil!
It's even got the word coc in it! |
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I see a few ppl commenting Coconut Oil, like most things on fab I'm not sure if it's sarcastic or real.. I'd love a new oil to use for massage & anal lubricant as durex play Iv done but want to try a new oil. Do ppl recommend Coconut ? |
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"I see a few ppl commenting Coconut Oil, like most things on fab I'm not sure if it's sarcastic or real.. I'd love a new oil to use for massage & anal lubricant as durex play Iv done but want to try a new oil. Do ppl recommend Coconut ? "
Put some 100% organic coconut oil in a dish an microwave it then get someone to massage you with it!!! The stuff is magic gear |
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