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Do we both need to see a doctor?
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I think there's something seriously wrong with us both.
Whenever we meet or even pass another female anywhere in society, there is only one question we ask eachother....
WOULD YOU FUCK IT?
We don't even need to speak anymore. We can ask eachother the question and get the answer with with a look and one or two facial movements.
Is this normal. Do we need medical or psychiatric help?
Are we posing a danger to the public?
Is anyone else suffering from a similar thing?
Rather worryingly, recently we've started using phrases such as...
"I'd take one for the team."
and
"You wont see her face. It'll be between your legs"
Is there a help group for this?
Any advice welcomed.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It? I would say "her" would be a better term to use.
I've not had that but I do automatically decide what I find attractive about the females I pass in public.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me and Mrs had a conversation a while ago. It was regarding when.we go shopping. I said I wondered how many people in the supermarket that we were in had either tried swinging in the past or were currently active lol
Then we walked around looking
"they do"
"they used to"
"oh they should if they haven't"
Sort of pervy people watching
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"I'm not that bad,what I tend to do is two quizzes are on the tv at the same time I look for the one with the hottest ladies as contestants and watch that one.I suppose I should get out more.lol"
I like it. Thats taking me right back to my horny pubescent years.
And for those shouting "IT?"
Lighten up. It's a tongue in cheek fun post.  |
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"Me and Mrs had a conversation a while ago. It was regarding when.we go shopping. I said I wondered how many people in the supermarket that we were in had either tried swinging in the past or were currently active lol
Then we walked around looking
"they do"
"they used to"
"oh they should if they haven't"
Sort of pervy people watching
Mr "
We always opt for the pretty till girl. Doesn't matter how long the queue is  |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Sounds like your suffering from "Chronic Swingilitis"! It's sexually transmitted and there is no known cure!  "
Don't know what "Chronic Swingilitis" is but they are certainly suffering |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me and Mrs had a conversation a while ago. It was regarding when.we go shopping. I said I wondered how many people in the supermarket that we were in had either tried swinging in the past or were currently active lol
Then we walked around looking
"they do"
"they used to"
"oh they should if they haven't"
Sort of pervy people watching
Mr
We always opt for the pretty till girl. Doesn't matter how long the queue is "
Ahem...I may or may not have done the same.... |
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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago
coventry..ish |
"I'm not that bad,what I tend to do is two quizzes are on the tv at the same time I look for the one with the hottest ladies as contestants and watch that one.I suppose I should get out more.lol
I like it. Thats taking me right back to my horny pubescent years.
And for those shouting "IT?"
Lighten up. It's a tongue in cheek fun post. "
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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Ok it was obviously just a tongue in cheek post be it with an unfortunate choice of word...but don't abuse people for it 
To the OP, yeah we do that too, and the game of figuring out whether the person in the bread aisle swings or not  |
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"I'll sort of ignore the 'it' comment as women aren't meat...
Yes, I do occasionally whilst at work. I've found myself to be correct a fair few times which is amusing. "
As I said, the use of the word "It" was a tongue in cheek comment (obviously I thought) and was not aimed at women in particular but at our respective chosen genres be it male, female, TV or any other human being.
I wouldn't be offended if someone flipantly used the word it when jokingly announcing they'd like to fuck me but I do get offended at being called a Dick head which I think is uncalled for.
I've messaged admin asking them to remove the post.
I'll think twice before attempting to join in the banter next time.
Again my apologies if I have genuinely offended anyone. Id like to think there are plenty out there that can blatantly see that wasn't the intention. |
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"I'm not that bad,what I tend to do is two quizzes are on the tv at the same time I look for the one with the hottest ladies as contestants and watch that one.I suppose I should get out more.lol
I like it. Thats taking me right back to my horny pubescent years.
And for those shouting "IT?"
Lighten up. It's a tongue in cheek fun post. "
It's not funny though when people describe you in that way in person. And because it's not funny in person, it's not funny online either... it's just misogynistic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like your suffering from "Chronic Swingilitis"! It's sexually transmitted and there is no known cure! "
I'm a known sufferer of this and my gp wasn't very helpful! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dear oh mighty. The OP has apologised for something which was just an unfortunate choice of word.
If people constantly get jumped on for Every little thing the forum will die a death by everyone having to second guess their posts.
Back to the subject..... Terry Alderton does a scetch on 'would you?'. Brilliant.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Okay the wrong choice of words were used (easy mistake) but I get what u are trying to say OP.
I had a similar problem where every man I looked at I would think to myself 'would I?' If the answer was yes I had already pictured it in my head. It was a curse but then the phase went. Just think I was on heat or something lol |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"Dear oh mighty. The OP has apologised for something which was just an unfortunate choice of word.
If people constantly get jumped on for Every little thing the forum will die a death by everyone having to second guess their posts.
Back to the subject..... Terry Alderton does a scetch on 'would you?'. Brilliant.
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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago
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"Dear oh mighty. The OP has apologised for something which was just an unfortunate choice of word.
If people constantly get jumped on for Every little thing the forum will die a death by everyone having to second guess their posts.
Back to the subject..... Terry Alderton does a scetch on 'would you?'. Brilliant.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll sort of ignore the 'it' comment as women aren't meat...
Yes, I do occasionally whilst at work. I've found myself to be correct a fair few times which is amusing.
As I said, the use of the word "It" was a tongue in cheek comment (obviously I thought) and was not aimed at women in particular but at our respective chosen genres be it male, female, TV or any other human being.
I wouldn't be offended if someone flipantly used the word it when jokingly announcing they'd like to fuck me but I do get offended at being called a Dick head which I think is uncalled for.
I've messaged admin asking them to remove the post.
I'll think twice before attempting to join in the banter next time.
Again my apologies if I have genuinely offended anyone. Id like to think there are plenty out there that can blatantly see that wasn't the intention. "
carry on well funny done very well to get that many bads with out even trying ...i take my hat off lol I suffer the same affliction in bothe respects can say some thing meaningless n joking and people get all up n on there moral horses ...and the cant help but think ye no or run away lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When we were in our twenties me and my mate would look at men and decide who we wud fuck or not. Later i fucked a guy whos son was in my daughter's class at primary school. Start of a 8month affair. |
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"I don't think you need a doctor OP, I think it's quite normal. At least you can play it together!! "
It's all good fun.
And in contrast to what one or two on here might think, we are very complimentary towards those we discuss. I'm sure it feels like a bit of an ego boost when not only one person but a couple display their attraction to you. Telling someone "we're just talking about how beautiful you are" or "we're just saying you have lovely eyes" must be have a nice feelgood factor. I know it would put a smile on my face. |
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