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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pint and two straws xx 
Oh that reminds me of being a student.......used to make you really tipsy really quick  "
A barmaids apron makes you tipsy my dear lol xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pint and two straws xx
Oh that reminds me of being a student.......used to make you really tipsy really quick
A barmaids apron makes you tipsy my dear lol xx "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you shouldn't need any money to make someone feel special - that comes from within not from out of your pocket.
i would not be keen on meeting someone where their impression of me was likely to be primarily based on what i had spent on them. |
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"Put it on a seventeen horse accumulator and have a bloody good night if we won xx "
seventeen? i don't think the whole world would have enough money to pay you out.
but i suspect there are enough women to help you spend it all |
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"Put it on a seventeen horse accumulator and have a bloody good night if we won xx
seventeen? i don't think the whole world would have enough money to pay you out.
but i suspect there are enough women to help you spend it all"
Na just the one and it would probably be just a night out pmsl xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Put it on a seventeen horse accumulator and have a bloody good night if we won xx
seventeen? i don't think the whole world would have enough money to pay you out.
but i suspect there are enough women to help you spend it all
Na just the one and it would probably be just a night out pmsl xx "
you can keep a fiver for yourself in that case!!! |
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I've just cum into some money.
woo hooo so it nows £10
just need another £1.19 and i've enough for first class postage off the mainland.
ps that includes insurance  "
you may get that begging bowl out |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.
take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.
then on to a beatles concert.
return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.
only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.
next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.
then with the change,i would go and buy a suit.  |
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"i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.
take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.
then on to a beatles concert.
return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.
only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.
next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.
then with the change,i would go and buy a suit. "
Fuck me, if i'd known that, i wouldn't have used my grandsons timemachine and gone back to 1965 to fulfil my fantasy of a high living, champagne swilling, Beatle concert going London tranny. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.
take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.
then on to a beatles concert.
return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.
only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.
next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.
then with the change,i would go and buy a suit.
Fuck me, if i'd known that, i wouldn't have used my grandsons timemachine and gone back to 1965 to fulfil my fantasy of a high living, champagne swilling, Beatle concert going London tranny. "
borrow the time machine.
we can take the sheepskin rug with us.
if we've got a fiver,it's so getting stained. |
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"i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.
take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.
then on to a beatles concert.
return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.
only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.
next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.
then with the change,i would go and buy a suit.
Fuck me, if i'd known that, i wouldn't have used my grandsons timemachine and gone back to 1965 to fulfil my fantasy of a high living, champagne swilling, Beatle concert going London tranny.
borrow the time machine.
we can take the sheepskin rug with us.
if we've got a fiver,it's so getting stained. "
NOOOOOOOO.
In 1965 the sheepskin rug was still grazing on grass. We daren't risk the bugger grassing on us. |
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"i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.
take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.
then on to a beatles concert.
return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.
only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.
next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.
then with the change,i would go and buy a suit.
Fuck me, if i'd known that, i wouldn't have used my grandsons timemachine and gone back to 1965 to fulfil my fantasy of a high living, champagne swilling, Beatle concert going London tranny.
borrow the time machine.
we can take the sheepskin rug with us.
if we've got a fiver,it's so getting stained.
NOOOOOOOO.
In 1965 the sheepskin rug was still grazing on grass. We daren't risk the bugger grassing on us. "
ffs have u the money up yet for postge lol
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"i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.
take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.
then on to a beatles concert.
return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.
only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.
next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.
then with the change,i would go and buy a suit.
Fuck me, if i'd known that, i wouldn't have used my grandsons timemachine and gone back to 1965 to fulfil my fantasy of a high living, champagne swilling, Beatle concert going London tranny.
borrow the time machine.
we can take the sheepskin rug with us.
if we've got a fiver,it's so getting stained.
NOOOOOOOO.
In 1965 the sheepskin rug was still grazing on grass. We daren't risk the bugger grassing on us.
ffs have u the money up yet for postge lol
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oh yeah, but the Royal Mail said no point trying to post me through yer letter box until my hardon has gone down. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.
take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.
then on to a beatles concert.
return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.
only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.
next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.
then with the change,i would go and buy a suit.
Fuck me, if i'd known that, i wouldn't have used my grandsons timemachine and gone back to 1965 to fulfil my fantasy of a high living, champagne swilling, Beatle concert going London tranny.
borrow the time machine.
we can take the sheepskin rug with us.
if we've got a fiver,it's so getting stained.
NOOOOOOOO.
In 1965 the sheepskin rug was still grazing on grass. We daren't risk the bugger grassing on us. "
it's ok,it aint talkin.
i've got pics of it,with a goat. |
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"i would borrow a time machine,(i know there's one about)go back to 1965.
take her for a slap up meal,at the ritz.
then on to a beatles concert.
return to the ritz.stay in the penthouse suite,drinking from a champaigne fountain,whilst bathing in asses milk.
only interrupted,by intense sexual intercourse.
next morning,we would kiss,and part company,awash with satisfaction,and complete fulfilment.
then with the change,i would go and buy a suit.
Fuck me, if i'd known that, i wouldn't have used my grandsons timemachine and gone back to 1965 to fulfil my fantasy of a high living, champagne swilling, Beatle concert going London tranny.
borrow the time machine.
we can take the sheepskin rug with us.
if we've got a fiver,it's so getting stained.
NOOOOOOOO.
In 1965 the sheepskin rug was still grazing on grass. We daren't risk the bugger grassing on us.
it's ok,it aint talkin.
i've got pics of it,with a goat. "
you sure? 1965 , it could be a zebra. |
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"ffs 1965 b4 my time, ohhh that makes me so happy lol
shutit,whilst shaking fist,grrrr. "
grrrrrr, yes, i've noticed she's in that position
grrrrrrrreat innit
who said youve gotta be innit to win it? |
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"ffs 1965 b4 my time, ohhh that makes me so happy lol
shutit,whilst shaking fist,grrrr.
grrrrrr, yes, i've noticed she's in that position
grrrrrrrreat innit
who said youve gotta be innit to win it?"
oi do you mind ...im an angel |
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"ffs 1965 b4 my time, ohhh that makes me so happy lol
shutit,whilst shaking fist,grrrr.
grrrrrr, yes, i've noticed she's in that position
grrrrrrrreat innit
who said youve gotta be innit to win it?
oi do you mind ...im an angel "
halo , to youse all across the warter |
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