As you guys may know, the human penis bone does not exist. It's theorised that it was lost, unlike in other animals, due to our ancestors propensity for monogamy.
Animals that face competition for females are aided by the penis bone, which supports longer shagging periods.
Should evolution bring it back for fab men? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I can't actually get a boner?
Not sure if you mentioned your libido was down this past week, maybe you'd like an experimental bone implanted Lib?"
Sounds painful. 
Can I use it as a splint instead?
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"As you guys may know, the human penis bone does not exist. It's theorised that it was lost, unlike in other animals, due to our ancestors propensity for monogamy.
Animals that face competition for females are aided by the penis bone, which supports longer shagging periods.
Should evolution bring it back for fab men? "
Lets start with the spine; the other bone might follow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If my cock had an actual bone in it I'd be shit scared of tripping over and fracturing it... I can't even imagine the pain
A broken dick bone sounds terrifying! "
You don't need a bone you can still break your dick. |
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"If my cock had an actual bone in it I'd be shit scared of tripping over and fracturing it... I can't even imagine the pain
A broken dick bone sounds terrifying! "
lol just got to go to a&e and get some nuse ti rub plaster round my broken bone lol |
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"If my cock had an actual bone in it I'd be shit scared of tripping over and fracturing it... I can't even imagine the pain
A broken dick bone sounds terrifying!
You don't need a bone you can still break your dick. "
Not by just tripping over in everyday life though. Breaking your dick generally only happens during sex, as it needs to be erect |
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"As you guys may know, the human penis bone does not exist. It's theorised that it was lost, unlike in other animals, due to our ancestors propensity for monogamy.
Animals that face competition for females are aided by the penis bone, which supports longer shagging periods.
Should evolution bring it back for fab men? "
Don't forget, they say in the article that the bones aren't needed in species that mate for under three minutes.
Not surprising news for many of the fab ladies, I'm guessing... |
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"As you guys may know, the human penis bone does not exist. It's theorised that it was lost, unlike in other animals, due to our ancestors propensity for monogamy.
Animals that face competition for females are aided by the penis bone, which supports longer shagging periods.
Should evolution bring it back for fab men?
Don't forget, they say in the article that the bones aren't needed in species that mate for under three minutes.
Not surprising news for many of the fab ladies, I'm guessing..."
Thats cutting  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Come along children. Sing along with me.
The thigh bone is connected to the.....hip bone. The hip bone is connected to the......cock bone.
The cock bone is connected to.......Miss Smiths jaw bone.
Dem bones
Dem bones
Dem dry bones |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm going to a penis museum next week. Do you think the gift shop will sell penis bones?
How the hell do you find such an excursion  "
I hope it's as good as the pen museum. I got to make a pen nib. |
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"I'm going to a penis museum next week. Do you think the gift shop will sell penis bones?
How the hell do you find such an excursion
I hope it's as good as the pen museum. I got to make a pen nib."
Looking forward to the news of it Lickety. And seasons greetings my dear. xxxx
The worst experience for us would be getting impaled by a cock with a barb on it, like a fish hook - so it's tough getting it out, until he's finished |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm going to a penis museum next week. Do you think the gift shop will sell penis bones?
How the hell do you find such an excursion
I hope it's as good as the pen museum. I got to make a pen nib.
Looking forward to the news of it Lickety. And seasons greetings my dear. xxxx
The worst experience for us would be getting impaled by a cock with a barb on it, like a fish hook - so it's tough getting it out, until he's finished "
Do you think the bendy cocks that turn up at the end are the vestigial barb? 
I like a little bit of impaling every once in a while.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"The museum has a shrivelled mass of a donated cock that's preserved but are looking for a younger, larger one. Anyone got a spare?"
They want younger and larger? That seems a little unfair.
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"The museum has a shrivelled mass of a donated cock that's preserved but are looking for a younger, larger one. Anyone got a spare?
They want younger and larger? That seems a little unfair.
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I don't know if it's at the one you're going to? They had several promised human cocks but the only one to turn up is reported as above. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The museum has a shrivelled mass of a donated cock that's preserved but are looking for a younger, larger one. Anyone got a spare?
They want younger and larger? That seems a little unfair.
I don't know if it's at the one you're going to? They had several promised human cocks but the only one to turn up is reported as above. "
I'll find out next week. It's intriguing that there is more than one penis museum.  |
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