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Whats your profession?
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"I'm wondering what walks of life we may find on here" There is already another thread running about jobs .. | |||
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"Leopard trainer" Interesting... I've tamed a few pussies myself in my time  | |||
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"I make clocks, it's very time consuming." That one really made me tick! | |||
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"I make clocks, it's very time consuming." Mine could do with a bit of a service  | |||
"I make clocks, it's very time consuming. Mine could do with a bit of a service "I'll pop over when I have a minute, I've only got two hands | |||
"I make clocks, it's very time consuming. Mine could do with a bit of a service
I'll pop over when I have a minute, I've only got two hands "Give me a second and time will tell. | |||
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"My last job was making toilets, I left because quite frankly it was a piss take" Sounds like my old job working in a china factory. Everyone used to treat me like a complete mug. | |||
"Zeppelin inflator......" Bollocks ! You're just full of hot air | |||
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"Zeppelin inflator...... Bollocks ! You're just full of hot air " Actually I'm full of gas.....shouldn't have ate that last helping of sprouts! | |||
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"I work as a comi Chef." Commie bastard! | |||
"My last job was making toilets, I left because quite frankly it was a piss take" Surely it would of left you flush? | |||
" Could be a massive mistake for people to publicly announce to all and sundry?" Correct, but we're not that stoooopid | |||
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"Leopard trainer Interesting... I've tamed a few pussies myself in my time "Oh have you | |||
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"Minnie mouse.... and proud ... " I used to be friends with Cinderella | |||
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"I punch all the little holes in crumpets " | |||
"Hole to be filled is my profession. It can be hard work at times with some long hours." Just hope there's plenty of breaks. | |||
" Could be a massive mistake for people to publicly announce to all and sundry?"  these are real! | |||
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"Professional sceptic and part time bulls**t detector tuner!" 
Are you looking for an assistant? | |||
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"I work part time for the government , every pay check they take their share" Lol, love it. | |||
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"Wanker .... I mean banker" There is a difference? | |||
"Wanker .... I mean banker There is a difference? "Without us you would pick on the royals  | |||
"Wanker .... I mean banker There is a difference?
Without us you would pick on the royals "Probably; but it doesn't rhyme as well | |||
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"Professional sceptic and part time bulls**t detector tuner!
Are you looking for an assistant? "You need to wear the mental equivalent of Kevlar anti-stab body amour though! | |||
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"I knit shreddies with the Nanas x " Oh can I order a pair with itchy wool | |||
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"Professional drug dealer "Must work for big pharmaceutical...... please send viagra | |||
"I knit shreddies with the Nanas x Oh can I order a pair with itchy wool "Will pop them in the post tonight x | |||
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"Professional moaner " Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo; I wanted that job  | |||
"Professional moaner Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo; I wanted that job "Lol ok I will be professional whinger, you can have the moaner Bloddy women  | |||
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"Both retired" Wish I was . | |||
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