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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anyone want to share a funny or weird made up sex fact?
Masturbating will cause hair to grow in the palm of ones hand!!!!!
Eating pussy makes a man's hair grow thick and luxurious
Sperm clears the sinus
You can get pregnant by kissing
You get the Idea
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No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up. 
have apack of 12 for emergency's lol
Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies
My pack of 12 is for January, February . .. "
its xmassssssssssssss |
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No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.
have apack of 12 for emergency's lol
Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies
My pack of 12 is for January, February . ..
its xmassssssssssssss "
and to think i asked satan for stirrups for xmas
yee haw |
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No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.
have apack of 12 for emergency's lol
Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies
My pack of 12 is for January, February . ..
its xmassssssssssssss
and to think i asked satan for stirrups for xmas
yee haw "
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.
have apack of 12 for emergency's lol
Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies
My pack of 12 is for January, February . .. "
i bought a twelve pack,in 1982.
only got 4 left.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone want to share a funny or weird made up sex fact?
Masturbating will cause hair to grow in the palm of ones hand!!!!!
Eating pussy makes a man's hair grow thick and luxurious
Sperm clears the sinus
You can get pregnant by kissing
You get the Idea
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Its a made up fact that i get regular sex and aint grumpy because of this fact   |
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No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.
have apack of 12 for emergency's lol
Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies
My pack of 12 is for January, February . .. "
Up til last year I thought mine was 2010 2011 .... etc
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.
have apack of 12 for emergency's lol
Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies
My pack of 12 is for January, February . ..
Up til last year I thought mine was 2010 2011 .... etc
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That often.... Mine are all dated... 29 Feb 
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No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.
have apack of 12 for emergency's lol
Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies
My pack of 12 is for January, February . ..
Up til last year I thought mine was 2010 2011 .... etc
That often.... Mine are all dated... 29 Feb
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A £10 spot says you don't make 1 March 2012 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that sperm is excellent face cream
Oi, 18 years old ,spotty,naieve kev convinced me it was true!
Good thing i discovered i loved a facial! "
I wonder if it actually is a good moisuriser and anti aging cream. I've never had sperm directly on my face, boobs yes and it went flaky like PVA glue very quickly. Perhaps you have to literally rub it into the skin straight away. We need someone who has been doing this regularly for 20yrs and using no other creams to see how soft her skin is.
Have to admit I prefer the smell of Clarins though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, your bike does not have to wear a condom to be parked up.
have apack of 12 for emergency's lol
Jeezuz, i'd be admitted to emergencies
My pack of 12 is for January, February . ..
Up til last year I thought mine was 2010 2011 .... etc
That often.... Mine are all dated... 29 Feb
A £10 spot says you don't make 1 March 2012 "
Not even to celebrate Maj's jubilee...
Harsh...  but I aint riskin a tenner... |
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