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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Invictus, Invictus, INVICTUSSSSS...

just felt like saying your username

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By *razydriver8Couple  over a year ago

plymouth

is it like the candy man,, you say it 3 times and he appers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

was hoping so,, sadly Gary never turned up..

meh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Invictus, Invictus, INVICTUSSSSS...

"

Say it loud and theres music playing....

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Invictus, Invictus, INVICTUSSSSS...

Say it loud and theres music playing.... "

thought thnat was Maria, not his rear!!!

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Sorry I'm late. I was removing gold glitter from my... well from somewhere.

So how can I, Invictus, traveller on the streams of time, galactic adventurer, partisan for freedom and Imperial courtier be of service?

oh hang on, my beans are biling over brb!

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Right, sorry, I'm back.

Those beans are going to be a sod to clean out that pan now

So, you were foolish enought to stroke my vastly inflated ego.

How can I help?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everyone got bored of waiting for you and went home

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By *inktherapyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester

.... is a sparkly lovable loon

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

awww feck, he's back!!!!!

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"awww feck, he's back!!!!!"

you missed an s

she's back

sorted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"awww feck, he's back!!!!!"
and so are you

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"

How can I help? "

an anal bleaching please

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"awww feck, he's back!!!!!and so are you"

yep, been de-engurlandyshirfied, so normal service is resumed. Yer aw feckin cheeky gits..... see, told you!!

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

You do realise that if this thread doesn't hit 174 and get closed for being too long I will be very upset now don't you?

Maybe I should log on as my other profiles and boost it a bit too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

How can I help?

an anal bleaching please"

How the hell do they do that? Do they actually use peroxide? - I know I'm dim when it comes to things like that x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"is it like the candy man,, you say it 3 times and he appers "

more like beetlejuice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"awww feck, he's back!!!!!and so are you

yep, been de-engurlandyshirfied, so normal service is resumed. Yer aw feckin cheeky gits..... see, told you!! "

Ah we'll see

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You do realise that if this thread doesn't hit 174 and get closed for being too long I will be very upset now don't you?

Maybe I should log on as my other profiles and boost it a bit too. "

Doubt even that will help

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

I reckon he should be renamed Invictus Invitus.

Central, popular, soon get 174 to that forthcoming party of yours Viccy.

Mine's a beer, ta.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"

How can I help?

an anal bleaching please

How the hell do they do that? Do they actually use peroxide? - I know I'm dim when it comes to things like that x"

think so, you paint it on your ass hole to lighten the darker skin..

again, not from personal experience..

honest guv, promise...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

How can I help? "

Rhetorical question, right?!!

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Proper beer too, none of that lager shitey.

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"awww feck, he's back!!!!!and so are you

yep, been de-engurlandyshirfied, so normal service is resumed. Yer aw feckin cheeky gits..... see, told you!! Ah we'll see"

hahahaha, don't forget the whip!!!!!!

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"

How can I help?

an anal bleaching please"

er.... I'm pretty sure that's not in the Galac Merchant-Venturers Handbook....

...Aniaxal Blooming, seems to a chapter about low gravity cactus type plants, that any good?

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"

How can I help?

an anal bleaching please

er.... I'm pretty sure that's not in the Galac Merchant-Venturers Handbook....

...Aniaxal Blooming, seems to a chapter about low gravity cactus type plants, that any good? "

No........ timewaster.

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"You do realise that if this thread doesn't hit 174 and get closed for being too long I will be very upset now don't you?

Maybe I should log on as my other profiles and boost it a bit too. "

is 42 no longer the answer then? where are the tutti fruities when you need them?

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

rugby/hpc... this is not naming and shaming lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Invictus, Invictus, INVICTUSSSSS...

Say it loud and theres music playing....

thought thnat was Maria, not his rear!!!"

"... Just met a man named Maria.... And suddenly the name will never be the same..."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"awww feck, he's back!!!!!and so are you

yep, been de-engurlandyshirfied, so normal service is resumed. Yer aw feckin cheeky gits..... see, told you!! Ah we'll see

hahahaha, don't forget the whip!!!!!! "

That little thing

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By *razydriver8Couple  over a year ago

plymouth

got my sinapore stinger here if you wanna borrow it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

How can I help?

an anal bleaching please

How the hell do they do that? Do they actually use peroxide? - I know I'm dim when it comes to things like that x

think so, you paint it on your ass hole to lighten the darker skin..

again, not from personal experience..

honest guv, promise..."

you know when you wish you really hadn't asked?! this is one of those times! x

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"

How can I help?

an anal bleaching please

How the hell do they do that? Do they actually use peroxide? - I know I'm dim when it comes to things like that x

think so, you paint it on your ass hole to lighten the darker skin..

again, not from personal experience..

honest guv, promise...

you know when you wish you really hadn't asked?! this is one of those times! x "

Happy to be of assistance xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

How can I help?

an anal bleaching please

How the hell do they do that? Do they actually use peroxide? - I know I'm dim when it comes to things like that x

think so, you paint it on your ass hole to lighten the darker skin..

again, not from personal experience..

honest guv, promise...

you know when you wish you really hadn't asked?! this is one of those times! x "

serves you right then

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

I've just had a very bad experience with a bottle of Domestos and the bathroom sink

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"I've just had a very bad experience with a bottle of Domestos and the bathroom sink

"

Apply Sudocreme and insert nothing for 2 weeks..

Dr View.

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"I've just had a very bad experience with a bottle of Domestos and the bathroom sink

"

An intergalctic wind just blew Uranus off?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just had a very bad experience with a bottle of Domestos and the bathroom sink

An intergalctic wind just blew Uranus off?"

oooow that made me laugh out loud.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its funny cuz when i think of vic...i think of summat stuck up me nose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just had a very bad experience with a bottle of Domestos and the bathroom sink

An intergalctic wind just blew Uranus off?"

you on form tonight mushy

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Its funny cuz when i think of vic...i think of summat stuck up me nose "

Well... I've never tried that, but hey I'll try anything once.

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"Its funny cuz when i think of vic...i think of summat stuck up me nose

Well... I've never tried that, but hey I'll try anything once. "

Don't try spunk, it stinks for days.

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"Its funny cuz when i think of vic...i think of summat stuck up me nose

Well... I've never tried that, but hey I'll try anything once.

Don't try spunk, it stinks for days."

typo?

stinks or sticks?

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

Probably both....but meant stinks , as in smelling of spunk for days.

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

...and you lot call me weird.

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"...and you lot call me weird. "

Only behind yer back

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"...and you lot call me weird.

Only behind yer back "

Nah I call him weird to his face ( well not really face but you know what I mean )

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Invictus, Invictus, INVICTUSSSSS...

just felt like saying your username "

Knockers a word to the wise, just shag him, honest you will feel better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its funny cuz when i think of vic...i think of summat stuck up me nose

Well... I've never tried that, but hey I'll try anything once.

Don't try spunk, it stinks for days."

I know it does

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Poor guy cant answer his messages as he is tied up in the forums :D

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Poor guy cant answer his messages as he is tied up in the forums :D"

Nah. No one ever messages me.

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

11 hours without a post!!! 11 HOURS!!! FFS!!

Have you people any concept of how massive my ego is?

How it needs constantly stoking and massaging?

How frail my occasional moments of lucidity are when I'm not being constantly told how wonderful I am?!?

Get your act together you lot! If this thread hasn't been closed for being too long by the time I get back from the 10th century in my time machine I'll have to take drastic measures.

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

I love you/me xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol, you know I am at work and should be doing some work hehe,

some people do sleep ya know lol

s x

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Lol, you know I am at work and should be doing some work hehe,

some people do sleep ya know lol

s x "

Well I'm supposed to be packing for the 10th century.

...at least axes were a fashion accessory then.

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"I love you/me xxx"

The only ego that can possibly eclipse mine/yours is yours/mine mate.

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"I love you/me xxx

The only ego that can possibly eclipse mine/yours is yours/mine mate. "

Wow thanks!

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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So how long are you going to be gone?

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"So how long are you going to be gone?"

1057 years, but to you it will only seem like 3 days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

sorry i got bored waiting for you and went to bed lol... the moment of wanting you has passed

funky,, funky.. funkyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

3 long long days, where he will be sat in a field drinking and playing with things ooooh now I made that sound good lol! :x

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"sorry i got bored waiting for you and went to bed lol... the moment of wanting you has passed

funky,, funky.. funkyyyyyy"

Alas I am attending the same 3 day time traveling convention as my other self. Granted, on different timelines but for you humans it will seem like a bank holiday weekend.

Same old shit at these conventions, they are just about the big sell, just how many trans-vector conduits does a dimension spanning entity like me need!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"sorry i got bored waiting for you and went to bed lol... the moment of wanting you has passed

funky,, funky.. funkyyyyyy

Alas I am attending the same 3 day time traveling convention as my other self. Granted, on different timelines but for you humans it will seem like a bank holiday weekend.

Same old shit at these conventions, they are just about the big sell, just how many trans-vector conduits does a dimension spanning entity like me need! "

so your leaving us for 3 days?? have you left me enough pictures so i can continue to masterbate over this time period??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

True that ass pic might get old in 3 days :O

Or NOT!

x x

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"sorry i got bored waiting for you and went to bed lol... the moment of wanting you has passed

funky,, funky.. funkyyyyyy

Alas I am attending the same 3 day time traveling convention as my other self. Granted, on different timelines but for you humans it will seem like a bank holiday weekend.

Same old shit at these conventions, they are just about the big sell, just how many trans-vector conduits does a dimension spanning entity like me need!

so your leaving us for 3 days?? have you left me enough pictures so i can continue to masterbate over this time period??"

Time is relative. But if you look in my profile I've hidden some under my dinosaur cock pic, just for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Time is relative. But if you look in my profile I've hidden some under my dinosaur cock pic, just for you!"

i didnt see any dinosaur pictures unless you meant your face?? lol xxx

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"Time is relative. But if you look in my profile I've hidden some under my dinosaur cock pic, just for you!

i didnt see any dinosaur pictures unless you meant your face?? lol xxx"

For that I will give you my pocket fluff series of pictures. (First published in What Scientist!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

right sorry really cant bump this anymore am ready for my night

Hope you are having a great time, chat monday when you get back invic

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Typical. I go back over 1000 years and it's fecking raining

At least I can get a signal on my Tachion Beam Emitter to drop you the odd update.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Typical. I go back over 1000 years and it's fecking raining

At least I can get a signal on my Tachion Beam Emitter to drop you the odd update. "

what good is information regarding the weather in the past to us humans??

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Typical. I go back over 1000 years and it's fecking raining

At least I can get a signal on my Tachion Beam Emitter to drop you the odd update.

what good is information regarding the weather in the past to us humans?? "

Well I thought you might like to know it even rains on Viking bank holidays as well...

...anyway I'm back now.

Can any one smell wood smoke?

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Typical. I go back over 1000 years and it's fecking raining

At least I can get a signal on my Tachion Beam Emitter to drop you the odd update.

what good is information regarding the weather in the past to us humans??

Well I thought you might like to know it even rains on Viking bank holidays as well...

...anyway I'm back now.

Can any one smell wood smoke? "

yep, and it's better than how you usually smell!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

no i cant,, i can smell 'roses'.... think my little one might need changing haha

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"no i cant,, i can smell 'roses'.... think my little one might need changing haha "

Roses? mmmmm, I like the ones with a walnut in...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

someone remind me how long was this thread to go

Think its time I came out...

of the shadows hehe

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"someone remind me how long was this thread to go

Think its time I came out...

of the shadows hehe "

99 more posts should do it, both to make the thread auto close and to satisfy my ego sufficiently.

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

May I request no more posts on this thread. Personally, I would love to see viccyboy slowly deflating... only so I can blow him (up again)

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"May I request no more posts on this thread. Personally, I would love to see viccyboy slowly deflating... only so I can blow him (up again) "

I can do better than that and shut it totally , his ego won't get any more inflated then

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Rugby, did I ever tell you I LOVE YOU xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

Just bumping this thread.

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

oh look, the bumchum tooty fruity's are sticking together - quelle surprise

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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The thread or your alter ego

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"oh look, the bumchum tooty fruity's are sticking together - quelle surprise"

Love it hehe

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

I didn't say I was bumming this thread!

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"May I request no more posts on this thread. Personally, I would love to see viccyboy slowly deflating... only so I can blow him (up again) "

Again? You obviously didn't blow him up very well the first time. May I suggest you try a dirty bomb this time.

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Keep blowing, I'm nearly there....

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"I didn't say I was bumming this thread! "

you're still a tutti fruity though - you even have your own thread!!!

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"I didn't say I was bumming this thread!

you're still a tutti fruity though - you even have your own thread!!! "

I'm actually mortified with embarrassed about it Wendy..... I mean, I never thought of doing it myself!!

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"I didn't say I was bumming this thread!

you're still a tutti fruity though - you even have your own thread!!! "

I don't think I've seen a tutti fruity thread. But erm I'm not one of them anyway. I am more a lone poster travelling from thread to thread befriending those that need my help and writing wrongs along the way. Think of me as Fab's 'Littlest Hobbo'

Cue music!....

'There's a thread that keeps on calling me

Down the forum, that's where I'll always be.

Every stop I make, I make a new friend,

Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.

Chorus:

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,

Until tomorrow, I'll just keep posting on. '

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"I didn't say I was bumming this thread!

you're still a tutti fruity though - you even have your own thread!!!

I don't think I've seen a tutti fruity thread. But erm I'm not one of them anyway. I am more a lone poster travelling from thread to thread befriending those that need my help and writing wrongs along the way. Think of me as Fab's 'Littlest Hobbo'

Cue music!....

'There's a thread that keeps on calling me

Down the forum, that's where I'll always be.

Every stop I make, I make a new friend,

Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again.

Chorus:

Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,

Until tomorrow, I'll just keep posting on. '"

I'll be singing that all night now.

How nauseatingly jolly.

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"I didn't say I was bumming this thread!

you're still a tutti fruity though - you even have your own thread!!!

I'm actually mortified with embarrassed about it Wendy..... I mean, I never thought of doing it myself!! "

hmmmm, okay then....

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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I think it's quite sweet, annoying, but sweet lol

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"I think it's quite sweet, annoying, but sweet lol"

Just like me!

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"I think it's quite sweet, annoying, but sweet lol

Just like me! "

What makes you think I wasn't referrring to you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"....Think of me as Fab's 'Littlest Hobbo'

"

Littlest Hobbit..?

Surely there are others up for that title??

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

[Removed by poster at 31/05/11 19:15:19]

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"....Think of me as Fab's 'Littlest Hobbo'

Littlest Hobbit..?

Surely there are others up for that title?? "

hahahahahahaha

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"....Think of me as Fab's 'Littlest Hobbo'

Littlest Hobbit..?

Surely there are others up for that title??

hahahahahahaha "

Oi I am not a hobbit

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Show me the ring precious.

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Show me the ring precious. "

Oh I would love to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stop feeding the ego!!! He may believe the hype and think he's too good to meet some of us!!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"....Think of me as Fab's 'Littlest Hobbo'

Littlest Hobbit..?

Surely there are others up for that title??

hahahahahahaha

Oi I am not a hobbit"

not you Pet, the "other" one

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Stop feeding the ego!!! He may believe the hype and think he's too good to meet some of us!!"

well I remember quite clearly what he said when I met him.... it's the GUYS he wants to meet that should be worrying right now.

Viccyboi straight??? Aye, and I'm feckin Cleopatra!!!!

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By *razydriver8Couple  over a year ago

plymouth


"Stop feeding the ego!!! He may believe the hype and think he's too good to meet some of us!!

well I remember quite clearly what he said when I met him.... it's the GUYS he wants to meet that should be worrying right now.

Viccyboi straight??? Aye, and I'm feckin Cleopatra!!!!

"

ummm viccy in a clinch with PP and funky and ,.. damn " send for some dry cushions....

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Stop feeding the ego!!! He may believe the hype and think he's too good to meet some of us!!"

Err some of us would like the chance

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

I go for 5 minutes and you've decided I'm a hobbit and I'm gay.

I'm pretty sure that's not how you're supposed to massage an ego.

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"I go for 5 minutes and you've decided I'm a hobbit and I'm gay.

I'm pretty sure that's not how you're supposed to massage an ego. "

you're too hairy to be gollum

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By *razydriver8Couple  over a year ago

plymouth


"I go for 5 minutes and you've decided I'm a hobbit and I'm gay.

I'm pretty sure that's not how you're supposed to massage an ego. "

ohh come here Viccy and I'll massage anything you want me too..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Loving the way this thread has run hehe,

So invict is it what you wanted hehe

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Loving the way this thread has run hehe,

So invict is it what you wanted hehe "

I really am very shy, honest.

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

Bump!

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Whoooaaa!!!

Warn me if your going to do that! I nearly fell off!!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple  over a year ago

North Cornwall


"Whoooaaa!!!

Warn me if your going to do that! I nearly fell off!! "

Invictus, I think you are shamelessly trying to keep this thread going (a little like me with the unsuccessful sw toyboy thread ha ha)

Mistress x

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Whoooaaa!!!

Warn me if your going to do that! I nearly fell off!!

Invictus, I think you are shamelessly trying to keep this thread going (a little like me with the unsuccessful sw toyboy thread ha ha)

Mistress x"

Never!

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

How...

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

...could...

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

...you...

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

...say...

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

...that?!?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple  over a year ago

North Cornwall

lol Your arse is becoming implanted in my brain.

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oh the poor sensative lad youll hurt his feelings

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"lol Your arse is becoming implanted in my brain.

Mistress x"

Sounds intriguing....

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"oh the poor sensative lad youll hurt his feelings "

I am a deeply sensitive soul.... yes, I said soul.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple  over a year ago

North Cornwall


"lol Your arse is becoming implanted in my brain.

Mistress x

Sounds intriguing.... "

now im helping keep this thread going too.... lol im fulfilling my own self fulfilling prophercy...

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple  over a year ago

North Cornwall


"oh the poor sensative lad youll hurt his feelings "

Nah, he knows I sometimes stalk him on here.

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"oh the poor sensative lad youll hurt his feelings

Nah, he knows I sometimes stalk him on here.

Mistress x"

dont we all lol

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"oh the poor sensative lad youll hurt his feelings

Nah, he knows I sometimes stalk him on here.

Mistress x"

You're one of those laminated bum pic people aren't you?

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Bump! Now I'm on top of Femme!!

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Top of Femme again!!!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple  over a year ago

North Cornwall


"oh the poor sensative lad youll hurt his feelings

Nah, he knows I sometimes stalk him on here.

Mistress x

You're one of those laminated bum pic people aren't you? "

Damn... is my lamination showing?

Mistress x

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"oh the poor sensative lad youll hurt his feelings

Nah, he knows I sometimes stalk him on here.

Mistress x

You're one of those laminated bum pic people aren't you?

Damn... is my lamination showing?

Mistress x"

er... where have you shoved it exactly?

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Oi, link me to my birfday post - I can't find it.

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Oi, link me to my birfday post - I can't find it. "

No... this is MY thread!!

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Oh, okay. I'll bump you.

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Oi, link me to my birfday post - I can't find it.

No... this is MY thread!!

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.

Oh, okay. I'll bump you. "

You've got quite enough threads going young man! You'll just have to learn how to share.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oh can i share

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Mine!!

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Mine!! Mine!!

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Mine!! Mine!! Mine!! Mine!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"oh can i share "

Yep. Lets share it out to everybody. Invictus aint so great.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine!! Mine!! Mine!! Mine!! "

dream on mate im invading

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My turn...

Invictus Invictus,

its just a bum.... I do of course mean bump

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

did someone not turn up ??

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Calm down everyone, I'm here.

I was just helping the Thalaxian Ambassador arrange a corporate visit to Privet World on Janus Prime for a bunch of Rhododendian traders. You would be amazed to see how they grow in 0.65 Terran gravity.

Still need about 30 more posts before this thread goes auto shut down.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Supreme Talaxian Alpha male of the fab forums, you have my vote!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple  over a year ago

North Cornwall


"oh the poor sensative lad youll hurt his feelings

Nah, he knows I sometimes stalk him on here.

Mistress x

You're one of those laminated bum pic people aren't you?

Damn... is my lamination showing?

Mistress x

er... where have you shoved it exactly? "

you mean you cant feel it

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Supreme Talaxian Alpha male of the fab forums, you have my vote! "

Actually the Talaxians only have one male. He is a vast bloated creature who is constantly milked by the fluffer caste for sperm to breed new females.

I'm a Nephilim myself. But thanks for the vote.

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By *razydriver8Couple  over a year ago

plymouth


"Supreme Talaxian Alpha male of the fab forums, you have my vote!

Actually the Talaxians only have one male. He is a vast bloated creature who is constantly milked by the fluffer caste for sperm to breed new females.

I'm a Nephilim myself. But thanks for the vote."

ohh so your a decendant of the angels.

lol amzing what you can find on d internet.

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Supreme Talaxian Alpha male of the fab forums, you have my vote!

Actually the Talaxians only have one male. He is a vast bloated creature who is constantly milked by the fluffer caste for sperm to breed new females.

I'm a Nephilim myself. But thanks for the vote.

ohh so your a decendant of the angels.

lol amzing what you can find on d internet."

Sort of, it got a bit mixed up when they wrote it all down. My angelic white bum give's it away though.

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By *razydriver8Couple  over a year ago

plymouth


"Supreme Talaxian Alpha male of the fab forums, you have my vote!

Actually the Talaxians only have one male. He is a vast bloated creature who is constantly milked by the fluffer caste for sperm to breed new females.

I'm a Nephilim myself. But thanks for the vote.

ohh so your a decendant of the angels.

lol amzing what you can find on d internet.

Sort of, it got a bit mixed up when they wrote it all down. My angelic white bum give's it away though. "

ohh.. what i want to know is were do you hide your devilish tail...??

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Supreme Talaxian Alpha male of the fab forums, you have my vote!

Actually the Talaxians only have one male. He is a vast bloated creature who is constantly milked by the fluffer caste for sperm to breed new females.

I'm a Nephilim myself. But thanks for the vote.

ohh so your a decendant of the angels.

lol amzing what you can find on d internet.

Sort of, it got a bit mixed up when they wrote it all down. My angelic white bum give's it away though.

ohh.. what i want to know is were do you hide your devilish tail...?? "

In my private pictures just like you ladies advise all the men to do.

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm bumming this thread.

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"I'm bumming this thread."

nae surpise there, lardy arse!! xxxxx

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"I'm bumming this thread."

When it finally topples I'm gonna start one about you mate.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn


"I'm bumming this thread."

Did I hear bumming mentioned ??

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"I'm bumming this thread.

nae surpise there, lardy arse!! xxxxx"

Hey! Leave him/me alone! I/we don't like comments about him/me!!

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"I'm bumming this thread.

Did I hear bumming mentioned ??"

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"I'm bumming this thread.

Did I hear bumming mentioned ??

"

*points to Funky*

It was him!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"I'm bumming this thread.

Did I hear bumming mentioned ??

*points to Funky*

It was him!!! "

*Consults time worm hole thingy reference manual*

It was you too!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"I'm bumming this thread.

nae surpise there, lardy arse!! xxxxx"

Every time I read that it says 'lady arse' LOL. Imagine a woman with my arse! Mmmmmmmmm Russian shot putters mmmmmmm

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"I'm bumming this thread.

nae surpise there, lardy arse!! xxxxx

Every time I read that it says 'lady arse' LOL. Imagine a woman with my arse! Mmmmmmmmm Russian shot putters mmmmmmm"

Babushka!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Am impressed this thread is still alive

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Am impressed this thread is still alive "

I'm disappointed. I mean, I'm great... why wouldn't it be?

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Hasn't this had enough posts to be closed yet?

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Hasn't this had enough posts to be closed yet?

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Hasn't this had enough posts to be closed yet? (third time lucky *sniggers*)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

not long now

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Just feed the ego a little longer.

It's got to be the Funkmeister next.

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"Just feed the ego a little longer.

It's got to be the Funkmeister next. "

What about a lady?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am impressed this thread is still alive

I'm disappointed. I mean, I'm great... why wouldn't it be? "

point to you :D

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple  over a year ago

North Cornwall

Its still here then lol

Mistress x

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

BANG! is it dead yet?

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

BANG! BANG!

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

DAKKA! DAKKA!

BOOOOM!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

how about now

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