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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New to the forums?
Stand Straight for Issue:
1 x Thick Skin
1 x Sense of humour (debatable some are dysfunctional, if yours is broken, please return to stores)
1 x "I am Outraged!" badge (use sparingly)
2 x "Get out of thread free" cards (there will be no refunds)
1 x White Charger, Shield, Flaming Sword and Suit of Armour (One size fits all), take care of your white knight outfit, tarnished armour will be noted
You are allowed a quota of the following threads
2 x Does Size Matter?
1 x Aren't BBW lovely?
1 x Bareback or Not?
27 x Shag, Kiss or Avoid
2 x Why do men keep looking at my profile?
1 x Profile Advice (trust me one is enough, you will lose the will to live after that one post)
Enjoy the forums, don't say you haven't been warned...."
God Paul when you said finish your drinks you weren't joking was ya i was having fun over there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hahahahaha
My username was originally pussy destroyer!!
So glad i changed it- Didnt get a single meet. Infact any replies i got were to messages were i was clearly not trying to chat up lol.
Gawd i tried some sh1te usernames lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New to the forums?
Stand Straight for Issue:
1 x Thick Skin
1 x Sense of humour (debatable some are dysfunctional, if yours is broken, please return to stores)
1 x "I am Outraged!" badge (use sparingly)
2 x "Get out of thread free" cards (there will be no refunds)
1 x White Charger, Shield, Flaming Sword and Suit of Armour (One size fits all), take care of your white knight outfit, tarnished armour will be noted
You are allowed a quota of the following threads
2 x Does Size Matter?
1 x Aren't BBW lovely?
1 x Bareback or Not?
27 x Shag, Kiss or Avoid
2 x Why do men keep looking at my profile?
1 x Profile Advice (trust me one is enough, you will lose the will to live after that one post)
Enjoy the forums, don't say you haven't been warned....
God Paul when you said finish your drinks you weren't joking was ya i was having fun over there."
It wasn't me.... I was cheering you on from the sidelines, I even played a "slowy" so you could get a cuddle and everything..... don't blame me, I am not admin! |
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"Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stand Straight for Issue:
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1 x Sense of humour (debatable some are dysfunctional, if yours is broken, please return to stores)
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2 x "Get out of thread free" cards (there will be no refunds)
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You are allowed a quota of the following threads
2 x Does Size Matter?
1 x Aren't BBW lovely?
1 x Bareback or Not?
27 x Shag, Kiss or Avoid
2 x Why do men keep looking at my profile?
1 x Profile Advice (trust me one is enough, you will lose the will to live after that one post)
Enjoy the forums, don't say you haven't been warned...."
Are you sure he'll be worthy of the Forumite Kit?  |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
secret town |
"Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You are allowed a quota of the following threads
2 x Does Size Matter?
1 x Aren't BBW lovely?
1 x Bareback or Not?
27 x Shag, Kiss or Avoid
2 x Why do men keep looking at my profile?
1 x Profile Advice (trust me one is enough, you will lose the will to live after that one post)
Enjoy the forums, don't say you haven't been warned...."
You forgot pissing/squirting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New to the forums?
Stand Straight for Issue:
1 x Thick Skin
1 x Sense of humour (debatable some are dysfunctional, if yours is broken, please return to stores)
1 x "I am Outraged!" badge (use sparingly)
2 x "Get out of thread free" cards (there will be no refunds)
1 x White Charger, Shield, Flaming Sword and Suit of Armour (One size fits all), take care of your white knight outfit, tarnished armour will be noted
You are allowed a quota of the following threads
2 x Does Size Matter?
1 x Aren't BBW lovely?
1 x Bareback or Not?
27 x Shag, Kiss or Avoid
2 x Why do men keep looking at my profile?
1 x Profile Advice (trust me one is enough, you will lose the will to live after that one post)
Enjoy the forums, don't say you haven't been warned....
You forgot pissing/squirting"
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 x White Charger, Shield, Flaming Sword and Suit of Armour (One size fits all), take care of your white knight outfit, tarnished armour will be noted
You are allowed a quota of the following threads
2 x Does Size Matter?
1 x Aren't BBW lovely?
1 x Bareback or Not?
27 x Shag, Kiss or Avoid
2 x Why do men keep looking at my profile?
1 x Profile Advice (trust me one is enough, you will lose the will to live after that one post)
Enjoy the forums, don't say you haven't been warned....
God Paul when you said finish your drinks you weren't joking was ya i was having fun over there."
Dont start thinking that gets you out of our dance off! |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
secret town |
"Sounds like a safari park? I am hung like a giraffe, and love to go bareback with fat women (multiples), while my wife of many years looks after the kids! 
Can I please join?  "
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How many kids |
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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago
Scarborough |
"Sounds like a safari park? I am hung like a giraffe, and love to go bareback with fat women (multiples), while my wife of many years looks after the kids!
Can I please join?
.
How many kids "
15 so she's quite busy wrapping tonight, but it shows my commitment to sex???
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"Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New to the forums?
Stand Straight for Issue:
1 x Thick Skin
1 x Sense of humour (debatable some are dysfunctional, if yours is broken, please return to stores)
1 x "I am Outraged!" badge (use sparingly)
2 x "Get out of thread free" cards (there will be no refunds)
1 x White Charger, Shield, Flaming Sword and Suit of Armour (One size fits all), take care of your white knight outfit, tarnished armour will be noted
You are allowed a quota of the following threads
2 x Does Size Matter?
1 x Aren't BBW lovely?
1 x Bareback or Not?
27 x Shag, Kiss or Avoid
2 x Why do men keep looking at my profile?
1 x Profile Advice (trust me one is enough, you will lose the will to live after that one post)
Enjoy the forums, don't say you haven't been warned....
God Paul when you said finish your drinks you weren't joking was ya i was having fun over there. Dont start thinking that gets you out of our dance off! "
As if
I'm looking forward to seeing if you have the balls and skills to own me |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New to the forums?
Stand Straight for Issue:
1 x Thick Skin
1 x Sense of humour (debatable some are dysfunctional, if yours is broken, please return to stores)
1 x "I am Outraged!" badge (use sparingly)
2 x "Get out of thread free" cards (there will be no refunds)
1 x White Charger, Shield, Flaming Sword and Suit of Armour (One size fits all), take care of your white knight outfit, tarnished armour will be noted
You are allowed a quota of the following threads
2 x Does Size Matter?
1 x Aren't BBW lovely?
1 x Bareback or Not?
27 x Shag, Kiss or Avoid
2 x Why do men keep looking at my profile?
1 x Profile Advice (trust me one is enough, you will lose the will to live after that one post)
Enjoy the forums, don't say you haven't been warned....
God Paul when you said finish your drinks you weren't joking was ya i was having fun over there. Dont start thinking that gets you out of our dance off!
As if
I'm looking forward to seeing if you have the balls and skills to own me "
Are we still talking about dancing?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like a safari park? I am hung like a giraffe, and love to go bareback with fat women (multiples), while my wife of many years looks after the kids!
Can I please join?
.
How many kids
15 so she's quite busy wrapping tonight, but it shows my commitment to sex???
"
Aww I commend your commitment! My hero! |
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"Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New to the forums?
Stand Straight for Issue:
1 x Thick Skin
1 x Sense of humour (debatable some are dysfunctional, if yours is broken, please return to stores)
1 x "I am Outraged!" badge (use sparingly)
2 x "Get out of thread free" cards (there will be no refunds)
1 x White Charger, Shield, Flaming Sword and Suit of Armour (One size fits all), take care of your white knight outfit, tarnished armour will be noted
You are allowed a quota of the following threads
2 x Does Size Matter?
1 x Aren't BBW lovely?
1 x Bareback or Not?
27 x Shag, Kiss or Avoid
2 x Why do men keep looking at my profile?
1 x Profile Advice (trust me one is enough, you will lose the will to live after that one post)
Enjoy the forums, don't say you haven't been warned....
God Paul when you said finish your drinks you weren't joking was ya i was having fun over there. Dont start thinking that gets you out of our dance off!
As if
I'm looking forward to seeing if you have the balls and skills to own me
Are we still talking about dancing? "
Yes I'm referring To my last message over there the one Paul90 shut down lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New to the forums?
Stand Straight for Issue:
1 x Thick Skin
1 x Sense of humour (debatable some are dysfunctional, if yours is broken, please return to stores)
1 x "I am Outraged!" badge (use sparingly)
2 x "Get out of thread free" cards (there will be no refunds)
1 x White Charger, Shield, Flaming Sword and Suit of Armour (One size fits all), take care of your white knight outfit, tarnished armour will be noted
You are allowed a quota of the following threads
2 x Does Size Matter?
1 x Aren't BBW lovely?
1 x Bareback or Not?
27 x Shag, Kiss or Avoid
2 x Why do men keep looking at my profile?
1 x Profile Advice (trust me one is enough, you will lose the will to live after that one post)
Enjoy the forums, don't say you haven't been warned....
God Paul when you said finish your drinks you weren't joking was ya i was having fun over there. Dont start thinking that gets you out of our dance off!
As if
I'm looking forward to seeing if you have the balls and skills to own me
Are we still talking about dancing?
Yes I'm referring To my last message over there the one Paul90 shut down lol "
Ohhhhhhhh! |
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"Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New to the forums?
Stand Straight for Issue:
1 x Thick Skin
1 x Sense of humour (debatable some are dysfunctional, if yours is broken, please return to stores)
1 x "I am Outraged!" badge (use sparingly)
2 x "Get out of thread free" cards (there will be no refunds)
1 x White Charger, Shield, Flaming Sword and Suit of Armour (One size fits all), take care of your white knight outfit, tarnished armour will be noted
You are allowed a quota of the following threads
2 x Does Size Matter?
1 x Aren't BBW lovely?
1 x Bareback or Not?
27 x Shag, Kiss or Avoid
2 x Why do men keep looking at my profile?
1 x Profile Advice (trust me one is enough, you will lose the will to live after that one post)
Enjoy the forums, don't say you haven't been warned....
God Paul when you said finish your drinks you weren't joking was ya i was having fun over there. Dont start thinking that gets you out of our dance off!
As if
I'm looking forward to seeing if you have the balls and skills to own me
Are we still talking about dancing?
Yes I'm referring To my last message over there the one Paul90 shut down lol
Ohhhhhhhh! "
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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago
Scarborough |
"Minx give me call after Christmas, have a real pig out increase by 4 dress sizes and you might fit the bill nicely Lol 
I'm diabetic "
Sorry for being so insensitive, one of my family is too! Have a great Christmas all the same  |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stand Straight for Issue:
1 x Thick Skin
1 x Sense of humour (debatable some are dysfunctional, if yours is broken, please return to stores)
1 x "I am Outraged!" badge (use sparingly)
2 x "Get out of thread free" cards (there will be no refunds)
1 x White Charger, Shield, Flaming Sword and Suit of Armour (One size fits all), take care of your white knight outfit, tarnished armour will be noted
You are allowed a quota of the following threads
2 x Does Size Matter?
1 x Aren't BBW lovely?
1 x Bareback or Not?
27 x Shag, Kiss or Avoid
2 x Why do men keep looking at my profile?
1 x Profile Advice (trust me one is enough, you will lose the will to live after that one post)
Enjoy the forums, don't say you haven't been warned....
God Paul when you said finish your drinks you weren't joking was ya i was having fun over there. Dont start thinking that gets you out of our dance off!
As if
I'm looking forward to seeing if you have the balls and skills to own me
Are we still talking about dancing?
Yes I'm referring To my last message over there the one Paul90 shut down lol "
Haha, I know. It just sounded rude  |
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"Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New to the forums?
Stand Straight for Issue:
1 x Thick Skin
1 x Sense of humour (debatable some are dysfunctional, if yours is broken, please return to stores)
1 x "I am Outraged!" badge (use sparingly)
2 x "Get out of thread free" cards (there will be no refunds)
1 x White Charger, Shield, Flaming Sword and Suit of Armour (One size fits all), take care of your white knight outfit, tarnished armour will be noted
You are allowed a quota of the following threads
2 x Does Size Matter?
1 x Aren't BBW lovely?
1 x Bareback or Not?
27 x Shag, Kiss or Avoid
2 x Why do men keep looking at my profile?
1 x Profile Advice (trust me one is enough, you will lose the will to live after that one post)
Enjoy the forums, don't say you haven't been warned....
God Paul when you said finish your drinks you weren't joking was ya i was having fun over there. Dont start thinking that gets you out of our dance off!
As if
I'm looking forward to seeing if you have the balls and skills to own me
Are we still talking about dancing?
Yes I'm referring To my last message over there the one Paul90 shut down lol
Haha, I know. It just sounded rude "
I can't help that you have a filthy dirty mind |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
"Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New to the forums?
Stand Straight for Issue:
1 x Thick Skin
1 x Sense of humour (debatable some are dysfunctional, if yours is broken, please return to stores)
1 x "I am Outraged!" badge (use sparingly)
2 x "Get out of thread free" cards (there will be no refunds)
1 x White Charger, Shield, Flaming Sword and Suit of Armour (One size fits all), take care of your white knight outfit, tarnished armour will be noted
You are allowed a quota of the following threads
2 x Does Size Matter?
1 x Aren't BBW lovely?
1 x Bareback or Not?
27 x Shag, Kiss or Avoid
2 x Why do men keep looking at my profile?
1 x Profile Advice (trust me one is enough, you will lose the will to live after that one post)
Enjoy the forums, don't say you haven't been warned....
God Paul when you said finish your drinks you weren't joking was ya i was having fun over there. Dont start thinking that gets you out of our dance off!
As if
I'm looking forward to seeing if you have the balls and skills to own me
Are we still talking about dancing?
Yes I'm referring To my last message over there the one Paul90 shut down lol
Haha, I know. It just sounded rude
I can't help that you have a filthy dirty mind "
I know, I should be ashamed of myself. This is such a wholesome, innocent place to chat and I have to go and lower the tone. Sorry.  |
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"Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New to the forums?
Stand Straight for Issue:
1 x Thick Skin
1 x Sense of humour (debatable some are dysfunctional, if yours is broken, please return to stores)
1 x "I am Outraged!" badge (use sparingly)
2 x "Get out of thread free" cards (there will be no refunds)
1 x White Charger, Shield, Flaming Sword and Suit of Armour (One size fits all), take care of your white knight outfit, tarnished armour will be noted
You are allowed a quota of the following threads
2 x Does Size Matter?
1 x Aren't BBW lovely?
1 x Bareback or Not?
27 x Shag, Kiss or Avoid
2 x Why do men keep looking at my profile?
1 x Profile Advice (trust me one is enough, you will lose the will to live after that one post)
Enjoy the forums, don't say you haven't been warned....
God Paul when you said finish your drinks you weren't joking was ya i was having fun over there. Dont start thinking that gets you out of our dance off!
As if
I'm looking forward to seeing if you have the balls and skills to own me
Are we still talking about dancing?
Yes I'm referring To my last message over there the one Paul90 shut down lol
Haha, I know. It just sounded rude
I can't help that you have a filthy dirty mind
I know, I should be ashamed of myself. This is such a wholesome, innocent place to chat and I have to go and lower the tone. Sorry. "
And in the presence of ladies too  |
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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago
secret town |
"Minx give me call after Christmas, have a real pig out increase by 4 dress sizes and you might fit the bill nicely Lol
I'm diabetic
Sorry for being so insensitive, one of my family is too! Have a great Christmas all the same "
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