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The Forum Christmas Party - Virtual Version Part 3
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"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones). 
Sounds like most of my dates..... 
Surely not.  "
Have we dated?  Shit I need to keep a diary... |
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"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones).
Sounds like most of my dates.....
Surely not.
Have we dated? Shit I need to keep a diary..."
Ha ha. Don't panic. We haven't, yet. |
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"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones).
I like them and I have a secret recipe that everyone goes errrr, ooooo at  "
Perfect. So do we get to try that too?  |
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"Dates. Anyone want a date? (No, not that kind, the squidgy brown things. You know, the pruney ones).
I like them and I have a secret recipe that everyone goes errrr, ooooo at
Perfect. So do we get to try that too? "
Oh yes |
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"I have some spare xmas cakes, traditional but with dates, figs and honey...can I come?
I thought you were already here "
Erm! I am at some virtual xmas party with guitar singing Santa Baby, is that the same party or have I knocked on the wrong door?  |
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"I have some spare xmas cakes, traditional but with dates, figs and honey...can I come?
I thought you were already here
Erm! I am at some virtual xmas party with guitar singing Santa Baby, is that the same party or have I knocked on the wrong door? "
Same party |
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun.. "
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka |
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka"
Ohhhh dear |
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"Pickled walnuts please
Say again?! I may need to try this...
Oh my, they are simply delish!
What time are you serving up ?;-)"
Party started on Sunday and is on till Christmas, or people get bored |
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear "
not a party without mild alcoholism |
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism "
If someone could have a new liver on standby that would be great.
Now...who shall I annoy first? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
If someone could have a new liver on standby that would be great.
Now...who shall I annoy first?"
transplant team on stand by its gonna be a messy one |
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism "
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table"
thats sorted found a nice quiet cupboard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table"
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough. |
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table"
I'll be in A+E having my stomach pumped if I drink pints of vodka |
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
thats sorted found a nice quiet cupboard "
Great |
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough. "
It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for |
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"not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
I'll be in A+E having my stomach pumped if I drink pints of vodka "
Stomachs sometime pump themselves  |
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough. "
I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.
Come on Hatter join me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for"
She'll fall over before that happens. |
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"Fizzy wine in a plastic cup anyone?
Plastic cup at a serious party 
plastic cups for the yobs. i dont trust those carrot crunchers "
We've got fine china and glassware at this party. All properly polished too |
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for
She'll fall over before that happens. "
That's when we hide her under the table |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.
Come on Hatter join me "
ill spin some editors or something on the decks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.
Come on Hatter join me "
Why not? Dance off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for
She'll fall over before that happens.
That's when we hide her under the table "
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.
Come on Hatter join me
Why not? Dance off?"
Boom. What shall we start with? Flip some shit dj, it's going down
(I'm gathering timber) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for
She'll fall over before that happens.
That's when we hide her under the table "
in the recovery position of course dont want her drowning in her own vomit |
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for
She'll fall over before that happens.
That's when we hide her under the table "
Ah come on now. I would never need hiding, I am good d*unk |
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for
She'll fall over before that happens.
That's when we hide her under the table
in the recovery position of course dont want her drowning in her own vomit "
And I don't do sicking up.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.
Come on Hatter join me
Why not? Dance off?
Boom. What shall we start with? Flip some shit dj, it's going down
(I'm gathering timber)"
some Pit Bull and Kesha - Timber since your gathering some |
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.
Come on Hatter join me
Why not? Dance off?
Boom. What shall we start with? Flip some shit dj, it's going down
(I'm gathering timber)
some Pit Bull and Kesha - Timber since your gathering some "
I'm gonna kick some Hatter butt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for
She'll fall over before that happens.
That's when we hide her under the table
in the recovery position of course dont want her drowning in her own vomit
And I don't do sicking up. "
ok sit you down in the corner like a good d*unk |
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for
She'll fall over before that happens.
That's when we hide her under the table
in the recovery position of course dont want her drowning in her own vomit
And I don't do sicking up.
ok sit you down in the corner like a good d*unk "
I'll just go home...with someone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.
Come on Hatter join me
Why not? Dance off?
Boom. What shall we start with? Flip some shit dj, it's going down
(I'm gathering timber)
some Pit Bull and Kesha - Timber since your gathering some
I'm gonna kick some Hatter butt "
Honey Bee, I'll dance rings around you. |
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.
Come on Hatter join me
Why not? Dance off?
Boom. What shall we start with? Flip some shit dj, it's going down
(I'm gathering timber)
some Pit Bull and Kesha - Timber since your gathering some
I'm gonna kick some Hatter butt
Honey Bee, I'll dance rings around you."
Pah.
The words "save some energy" have been whispered before
I can go all night baby
Let's have it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
It's when the liver failure kicks in we're preparing for
She'll fall over before that happens.
That's when we hide her under the table
in the recovery position of course dont want her drowning in her own vomit
And I don't do sicking up.
ok sit you down in the corner like a good d*unk
I'll just go home...with someone "
Thats alright then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone.
A bit like normal really.
Oh then you must come "
good lord there go the lashes again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone.
A bit like normal really.
Oh then you must come
good lord there go the lashes again
But I likes Lib I does "
Carnt say i notice I didn't |
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"I'll get obnoxiously d*unk at the bar and then be sleazy with everyone.
A bit like normal really.
Oh then you must come
good lord there go the lashes again
But I likes Lib I does
Carnt say i notice I didn't "
He doesn't like me so it's ok |
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over a year ago
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"I'm feeling like causing trouble. Pour me a vodka or send me home please
smirnoff, grey goose or absolut all flavours
All of the vodkas please.
Lets have some fun..
coming right up.............passes honey tray full of pint glasses of vodka
Ohhhh dear
not a party without mild alcoholism
Quite, though we'll need nice banquet table frills so we can hide her under the table
She'll be dancing on the tables soon enough.
I'll take the vodka like eyeball Paul and get loose.
Come on Hatter join me
Why not? Dance off?
Boom. What shall we start with? Flip some shit dj, it's going down
(I'm gathering timber)
some Pit Bull and Kesha - Timber since your gathering some
I'm gonna kick some Hatter butt
Honey Bee, I'll dance rings around you.
Pah.
The words "save some energy" have been whispered before
I can go all night baby
Let's have it! "
Just like the duracell/energizer bunny then. |
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