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"Me and my stupid Sunday evening ideas.... "keep em coming  | |||
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"I fancy doing silly party dances. Oops up side your head anyone? " go on then | |||
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"I fancy doing silly party dances. Oops up side your head anyone? " what about agadoo and the birdie song? | |||
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"I fancy doing silly party dances. Oops up side your head anyone? " Oh yes | |||
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"I fancy doing silly party dances. Oops up side your head anyone? what about agadoo and the birdie song? "I met them  | |||
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"not a stupid idea at all...im still trying to work out how many sticky pigs in blankets you'll need.." Thanks, though the last time I did something like this is't on Part 43 | |||
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"Tinsel wrapped for you aanna" fairy lights hun! i said fairy lights! any fool can do tinsel! | |||
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"I fancy doing silly party dances. Oops up side your head anyone? what about agadoo and the birdie song?
I met them "black lace? ive met them too | |||
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"Okay before bedtime, I'm up for the karaoke, slippery nipples, vodka jelly shots & party games..// " | |||
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"Okay before bedtime, I'm up for the karaoke, slippery nipples, vodka jelly shots & party games..// "People are just helping themselves to drinks now. I'm redundant. Count me in. | |||
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"I fancy doing silly party dances. Oops up side your head anyone? what about agadoo and the birdie song?
I met them
black lace? ive met them too "Yes, decades ago now | |||
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"Tinsel wrapped for you aanna fairy lights hun! i said fairy lights! any fool can do tinsel!" well for you i will light it up | |||
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"Charades....phrase, 3 words, third word, sounds like duck" Is the first one Fancy? | |||
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"What have I missed? . . Christmas trees Penguins Vol au Vents (burnt) Sprouts Stuffing Karaoke Chocolate Log Nipple Jellies Cock Christmas cake Live carols Champagne Cocktails Bunting Fluffy handcuff chains Mince pies Mulled wine Baileys Snowballs (drink)" bing crosby!! | |||
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"What have I missed? . . Christmas trees Penguins Vol au Vents (burnt) Sprouts Stuffing Karaoke Chocolate Log Nipple Jellies Cock Christmas cake Live carols Champagne Cocktails Bunting Fluffy handcuff chains Mince pies Mulled wine Baileys Snowballs " | |||
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"What have I missed? . . bing crosby!!" He's coming? | |||
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"What have I missed? . . bing crosby!! He's coming? "courtesy of ouija board to sing little drummer boy with david bowie | |||
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"Okay before bedtime, I'm up for the karaoke, slippery nipples, vodka jelly shots & party games..//
People are just helping themselves to drinks now. I'm redundant.
Count me in. "What about the ones who are still arriving, they need a greet drink? | |||
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"What have I missed? . . bing crosby!! He's coming?
courtesy of ouija board to sing little drummer boy with david bowie"Perfect | |||
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"Can I come please? I can make alcoholic jellies xx" oooh yes please i love vodka jellies | |||
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"Charades....phrase, 3 words, third word, sounds like duck Is the first one Fancy?" Finger on nose... | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night!" Vol au vents back on the menu | |||
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"What have I missed? . . bing crosby!! He's coming? "only in spirit... | |||
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"Charades....phrase, 3 words, third word, sounds like duck Is the first one Fancy? Finger on nose..." a | |||
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"I fancy doing silly party dances. Oops up side your head anyone? what about agadoo and the birdie song?
I met them
black lace? ive met them too
Yes, decades ago now "it wasn't at a holiday camp was it? | |||
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"Can I come please? I can make alcoholic jellies xx" Very welcome | |||
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"black lace? ive met them too
Yes, decades ago now
it wasn't at a holiday camp was it? "No, was at a record launch | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu "definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds! | |||
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"I fancy doing silly party dances. Oops up side your head anyone? what about agadoo and the birdie song?
I met them
black lace? ive met them too "And you tell people?? | |||
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"Okay before bedtime, I'm up for the karaoke, slippery nipples, vodka jelly shots & party games..//
People are just helping themselves to drinks now. I'm redundant.
Count me in.
What about the ones who are still arriving, they need a greet drink?"Sorry. 
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu "I miss vol-au-vents  | |||
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"Can I come please? I can make alcoholic jellies xx" mmmm alcholic jellies | |||
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"Okay before bedtime, I'm up for the karaoke, slippery nipples, vodka jelly shots & party games..//
People are just helping themselves to drinks now. I'm redundant.
Count me in.
What about the ones who are still arriving, they need a greet drink?
Sorry.
I keep popping back to make sure their needs are catered for. "Umm, do we get to unwrap you? | |||
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"I fancy doing silly party dances. Oops up side your head anyone? what about agadoo and the birdie song?
I met them
black lace? ive met them too
And you tell people?? " | |||
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"Okay before bedtime, I'm up for the karaoke, slippery nipples, vodka jelly shots & party games..//
People are just helping themselves to drinks now. I'm redundant.
Count me in.
What about the ones who are still arriving, they need a greet drink?
Sorry.
I keep popping back to make sure their needs are catered for. "Perfect | |||
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"Okay before bedtime, I'm up for the karaoke, slippery nipples, vodka jelly shots & party games..//
People are just helping themselves to drinks now. I'm redundant.
Count me in.
What about the ones who are still arriving, they need a greet drink?
Sorry.
I keep popping back to make sure their needs are catered for.
Umm, do we get to unwrap you? "Is it present time already? | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!"We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium  | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
I miss vol-au-vents "so do i! which is why i pass them off as 'retro' and 'fun' at any possible event! and always at xmas! | |||
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"What have I missed? . . bing crosby!! He's coming?
only in spirit..."No only on a record player | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium "well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given. | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium
well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given."Ouch | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium
well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given."Very sensible woman, I would do the same  | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium
well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given."that hurt..........bad | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
I miss vol-au-vents
so do i! which is why i pass them off as 'retro' and 'fun' at any possible event! and always at xmas!"I'm going to buy some frozen cases tomorrow | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium
well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given.
that hurt..........bad "I knew it would  | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
I miss vol-au-vents
so do i! which is why i pass them off as 'retro' and 'fun' at any possible event! and always at xmas!
I'm going to buy some frozen cases tomorrow "So we've brought back VoV for Christmas 2016 | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
I miss vol-au-vents
so do i! which is why i pass them off as 'retro' and 'fun' at any possible event! and always at xmas!
I'm going to buy some frozen cases tomorrow "Yeah we always need some on stand by | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
I miss vol-au-vents
so do i! which is why i pass them off as 'retro' and 'fun' at any possible event! and always at xmas!
I'm going to buy some frozen cases tomorrow
So we've brought back VoV for Christmas 2016 "thats done it im sabotaging the oven! | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium
well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given.
that hurt..........bad "sorry, but facts is facts...stick to your strengths..and they may not lie in vol au vents... | |||
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"thats done it im sabotaging the oven! "At this party we'll just get another one | |||
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"that hurt..........bad
sorry, but facts is facts...stick to your strengths..and they may not lie in vol au vents..."To be fair to him he's doing the Christmas Dinner | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium
well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given.
that hurt..........bad
sorry, but facts is facts...stick to your strengths..and they may not lie in vol au vents..."hehehe i will now wheres the piping bag ill get back to my baileys cheesecakes | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium
well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given.
that hurt..........bad
sorry, but facts is facts...stick to your strengths..and they may not lie in vol au vents...
hehehe i will now wheres the piping bag ill get back to my baileys cheesecakes"there you are! baileys cheesecake sounds wonderful! and you have a lovely smart jacket too, so you could greet people at the door too!...give them at least a fleeting impression it's a sophisticated event before in descends into sodom and gomorrah by midnight... | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium
well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given.
that hurt..........bad
sorry, but facts is facts...stick to your strengths..and they may not lie in vol au vents...
hehehe i will now wheres the piping bag ill get back to my baileys cheesecakes
there you are! baileys cheesecake sounds wonderful! and you have a lovely smart jacket too, so you could greet people at the door too!...give them at least a fleeting impression it's a sophisticated event before in descends into sodom and gomorrah by midnight..."At last! I have a use! after i add the chocolate button with a midget gem on top. | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium
well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given.
that hurt..........bad
sorry, but facts is facts...stick to your strengths..and they may not lie in vol au vents...
hehehe i will now wheres the piping bag ill get back to my baileys cheesecakes
there you are! baileys cheesecake sounds wonderful! and you have a lovely smart jacket too, so you could greet people at the door too!...give them at least a fleeting impression it's a sophisticated event before in descends into sodom and gomorrah by midnight...
At last! I have a use! after i add the chocolate button with a midget gem on top. "midget gems! bloody hell man! try and feign some sort of sophistcation!...after eights at a jaunty angle surely!...midget gems..ffs!..there might be some quite posh people there! | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium
well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given.
that hurt..........bad
sorry, but facts is facts...stick to your strengths..and they may not lie in vol au vents...
hehehe i will now wheres the piping bag ill get back to my baileys cheesecakes
there you are! baileys cheesecake sounds wonderful! and you have a lovely smart jacket too, so you could greet people at the door too!...give them at least a fleeting impression it's a sophisticated event before in descends into sodom and gomorrah by midnight...
At last! I have a use! after i add the chocolate button with a midget gem on top.
midget gems! bloody hell man! try and feign some sort of sophistcation!...after eights at a jaunty angle surely!...midget gems..ffs!..there might be some quite posh people there!"trying to imitate areola and nipples on the cheesecakes by request | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium
well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given.
that hurt..........bad
sorry, but facts is facts...stick to your strengths..and they may not lie in vol au vents...
hehehe i will now wheres the piping bag ill get back to my baileys cheesecakes
there you are! baileys cheesecake sounds wonderful! and you have a lovely smart jacket too, so you could greet people at the door too!...give them at least a fleeting impression it's a sophisticated event before in descends into sodom and gomorrah by midnight...
At last! I have a use! after i add the chocolate button with a midget gem on top.
midget gems! bloody hell man! try and feign some sort of sophistcation!...after eights at a jaunty angle surely!...midget gems..ffs!..there might be some quite posh people there!
trying to imitate areola and nipples on the cheesecakes by request "What have I missed..... | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium
well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given.
that hurt..........bad
sorry, but facts is facts...stick to your strengths..and they may not lie in vol au vents...
hehehe i will now wheres the piping bag ill get back to my baileys cheesecakes
there you are! baileys cheesecake sounds wonderful! and you have a lovely smart jacket too, so you could greet people at the door too!...give them at least a fleeting impression it's a sophisticated event before in descends into sodom and gomorrah by midnight...
At last! I have a use! after i add the chocolate button with a midget gem on top.
midget gems! bloody hell man! try and feign some sort of sophistcation!...after eights at a jaunty angle surely!...midget gems..ffs!..there might be some quite posh people there!
trying to imitate areola and nipples on the cheesecakes by request
What have I missed..... "boob shaped baileys cheesecakes so not a lot mini ones of course | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium
well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given.
that hurt..........bad
sorry, but facts is facts...stick to your strengths..and they may not lie in vol au vents...
hehehe i will now wheres the piping bag ill get back to my baileys cheesecakes
there you are! baileys cheesecake sounds wonderful! and you have a lovely smart jacket too, so you could greet people at the door too!...give them at least a fleeting impression it's a sophisticated event before in descends into sodom and gomorrah by midnight...
At last! I have a use! after i add the chocolate button with a midget gem on top.
midget gems! bloody hell man! try and feign some sort of sophistcation!...after eights at a jaunty angle surely!...midget gems..ffs!..there might be some quite posh people there!
trying to imitate areola and nipples on the cheesecakes by request "fair enough..im off to bed,have a lot to think about now..need to start on a proper shopping list.. | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium
well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given.
that hurt..........bad
sorry, but facts is facts...stick to your strengths..and they may not lie in vol au vents...
hehehe i will now wheres the piping bag ill get back to my baileys cheesecakes
there you are! baileys cheesecake sounds wonderful! and you have a lovely smart jacket too, so you could greet people at the door too!...give them at least a fleeting impression it's a sophisticated event before in descends into sodom and gomorrah by midnight...
At last! I have a use! after i add the chocolate button with a midget gem on top.
midget gems! bloody hell man! try and feign some sort of sophistcation!...after eights at a jaunty angle surely!...midget gems..ffs!..there might be some quite posh people there!
trying to imitate areola and nipples on the cheesecakes by request
fair enough..im off to bed,have a lot to think about now..need to start on a proper shopping list.."good night lovely | |||
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"im off..need to check how many vol au vent cases i can fit in the oven..night! Vol au vents back on the menu
definitely..partys not a party without vol au vents! i'll do 4 kinds!
We did have them but the d*unken chef burned them as he was floating by on Helium
well thats why i'll do extra..and never leave a man in charge of anything that requires any sense of timing..thats a given.
that hurt..........bad
sorry, but facts is facts...stick to your strengths..and they may not lie in vol au vents...
hehehe i will now wheres the piping bag ill get back to my baileys cheesecakes
there you are! baileys cheesecake sounds wonderful! and you have a lovely smart jacket too, so you could greet people at the door too!...give them at least a fleeting impression it's a sophisticated event before in descends into sodom and gomorrah by midnight...
At last! I have a use! after i add the chocolate button with a midget gem on top.
midget gems! bloody hell man! try and feign some sort of sophistcation!...after eights at a jaunty angle surely!...midget gems..ffs!..there might be some quite posh people there!
trying to imitate areola and nipples on the cheesecakes by request
fair enough..im off to bed,have a lot to think about now..need to start on a proper shopping list..
good night lovely "nightx | |||
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"May I join the party xXxX " feel free would you like a glass of champagne | |||
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"May I join the party xXxX feel free would you like a glass of champagne "Yes please xXxX | |||
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"May I join the party xXxX feel free would you like a glass of champagne
Yes please xXxX "vodka jelly shot? Vol au Vent ? x | |||
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"May I join the party xXxX feel free would you like a glass of champagne
Yes please xXxX
vodka jelly shot? Vol au Vent ? x
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"May I join the party xXxX feel free would you like a glass of champagne
Yes please xXxX
vodka jelly shot? Vol au Vent ? x
Oh yes xXxX "anything else you may wish? | |||
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"May I join the party xXxX " Of course | |||
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"May I join the party xXxX feel free would you like a glass of champagne "Ah I see you are in good hands, night all | |||
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"May I join the party xXxX feel free would you like a glass of champagne
Ah I see you are in good hands, night all "night xXxX | |||
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Advent calendar ... new door today | |||
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"Night .... job well done ... Egg nog for me please ... "Coming right up | |||
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"I fancy doing silly party dances. Oops up side your head anyone? what about agadoo and the birdie song?
I met them
black lace? ive met them too
And you tell people?? "It's on here so it doesn't count | |||
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"May I join the party xXxX feel free would you like a glass of champagne
Yes please xXxX
vodka jelly shot? Vol au Vent ? x
Oh yes xXxX
anything else you may wish? "Ferraro Roche ?? | |||
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"May I join the party xXxX feel free would you like a glass of champagne
Yes please xXxX
vodka jelly shot? Vol au Vent ? x
Oh yes xXxX
anything else you may wish?
Ferraro Roche ?? "funnily enough ill get them from the pantry. took me all day to build that pyramid | |||
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"Okay, on lunch break now, anything still need doing for this party or can I just grab a drink and a vol u vent and mingle? " its everyones party you help yourself | |||
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"What have I missed? . . Christmas trees Penguins Vol au Vents (burnt) Sprouts Stuffing Karaoke Chocolate Log Nipple Jellies Cock Christmas cake Live carols Champagne Cocktails Bunting Fluffy handcuff chains Mince pies Mulled wine Baileys Snowballs (drink)" Crackers Party poppers Silly string Butties ( cut into corners, with fish paste on and going crusty at the ends) Mini sausage rolls( usually in a tower and feckin hundreds of em) And of course the proclaimers Ffs you lot couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery ok calm down I'm on board now, and I've got matchmakers in all flavours Mrs blue eyes  | |||
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"What have I missed? . . Christmas trees Penguins Vol au Vents (burnt) Sprouts Stuffing Karaoke Chocolate Log Nipple Jellies Cock Christmas cake Live carols Champagne Cocktails Bunting Fluffy handcuff chains Mince pies Mulled wine Baileys Snowballs (drink) Crackers Party poppers Silly string Butties ( cut into corners, with fish paste on and going crusty at the ends) Mini sausage rolls( usually in a tower and feckin hundreds of em) And of course the proclaimers Ffs you lot couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery ok calm down I'm on board now, and I've got matchmakers in all flavours Mrs blue eyes "They had me at alcohol and penguins. Poke your matchmakers. Those I can live without | |||
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"It has been brought to my attention that in my absence last night, my morality was brought into question several times on the previous thread to this one. It was suggested that i may consider stealing the penguins brought to decorate the entranceway. How very dare you "I said you wouldn't steal them | |||
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"strippers? "Not thought of that. Blimey, we'll need a job lot of condoms though | |||
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"strippers?
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Blimey, we'll need a job lot of condoms though "what for? XXxX | |||
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"strippers?
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Blimey, we'll need a job lot of condoms though what for? XXxX "of course you wont require any as youll be busy with the ladies | |||
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"Will there be strawberry jelly and ice cream "If you wish
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"strippers?
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Blimey, we'll need a job lot of condoms though what for? XXxX "For the copping off | |||
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"Will there be strawberry jelly and ice cream
If you wish
I'll make some homemade bacon & cranberry dog biscuits too "Yummy | |||
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"Will there be strawberry jelly and ice cream
If you wish
I'll make some homemade bacon & cranberry dog biscuits too
Yummy "The biscuits are for Pooch | |||
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"strippers?
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"strippers?
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Blimey, we'll need a job lot of condoms though
if everyone brings one or two each, to cover all eventualities"ill check the xmas sales | |||
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"or how about a burlesque routine cum striptease.... I have some nipple tassels I could twirl about "ooh thats an idea put on a xmas burlesque show yourself and a couple others | |||
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"macarena and saturday night!!" It's the law to do those at a party x | |||
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"macarena and saturday night!! It's the law to do those at a party x" and i know the moves and no i am not ashamed | |||
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"Can I just get d*unk and dance on tables? " While singing Let It Go from Frozen........ | |||
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"sorry... I just threw up "Can't take you anywhere. | |||
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"macarena and saturday night!! It's the law to do those at a party x and i know the moves and no i am not ashamed "Me too! | |||
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"sorry... I just threw up
Can't take you anywhere. "Haha xXxX | |||
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"macarena and saturday night!! It's the law to do those at a party x and i know the moves and no i am not ashamed
Me too!"good we can dance to that and show them how its done | |||
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"sorry... I just threw up "How do you do the little green face......it's ace | |||
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"sorry... I just threw up
Can't take you anywhere. "Take me home Estella, before I start shouting "Sycophant" and "Cliquey Feckers" at random people again, then fart and follow through..... | |||
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"sorry... I just threw up
How do you do the little green face......it's ace"vom in brackets. | |||
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"Il bring the selection of cheeses ?? " I knew there was something important missing. You can get an idea of what to bring from here https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/581038 | |||
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"probably wouldn't get invited to this either.... I am starting to think the forums are shite" You, me, joe and that fab bearded fella. A tent on Dartmoor, couple of bottles of White Lightning and a pot of goose fat. And some Bueno
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"probably wouldn't get invited to this either.... I am starting to think the forums are shite You, me, joe and that fab bearded fella. A tent on Dartmoor, couple of bottles of White Lightning and a pot of goose fat. And some Bueno
Now that is a party "I'm bringing the 20/20 and the Thunderbird; you bring the shot gun and we can try and shoot cans of Joes head later | |||
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"probably wouldn't get invited to this either.... I am starting to think the forums are shite You, me, joe and that fab bearded fella. A tent on Dartmoor, couple of bottles of White Lightning and a pot of goose fat. And some Bueno
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"sorry... I just threw up
Can't take you anywhere.
Take me home Estella, before I start shouting "Sycophant" and "Cliquey Feckers" at random people again, then fart and follow through....."You really know how to woo a girl, dontcha? | |||
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"probably wouldn't get invited to this either.... I am starting to think the forums are shite You, me, joe and that fab bearded fella. A tent on Dartmoor, couple of bottles of White Lightning and a pot of goose fat. And some Bueno
Now that is a party
And me!! "Errr me too and forget the bearded bloke | |||
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"sorry... I just threw up
Can't take you anywhere.
Take me home Estella, before I start shouting "Sycophant" and "Cliquey Feckers" at random people again, then fart and follow through....."Ok we've got a great line up of entertainment now | |||
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"Can I just get d*unk and dance on tables? While singing Let It Go from Frozen........" If that is what you want. Let it go let it goooooo But my own version whilst pointing at people | |||
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"Can I just get d*unk and dance on tables? While singing Let It Go from Frozen........ If that is what you want. Let it go let it goooooo But my own version whilst pointing at people " Fabulous!! | |||
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"probably wouldn't get invited to this either.... I am starting to think the forums are shite You, me, joe and that fab bearded fella. A tent on Dartmoor, couple of bottles of White Lightning and a pot of goose fat. And some Bueno
Now that is a party
I'm bringing the 20/20 and the Thunderbird; you bring the shot gun and we can try and shoot cans of Joes head later"That's the spirit! | |||
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"sorry... I just threw up
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"strippers?
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Blimey, we'll need a job lot of condoms though what for? XXxX
For the copping off
will need some big condoms for me "I always have extra larger ones | |||
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"strippers?
Not thought of that.
Blimey, we'll need a job lot of condoms though what for? XXxX
For the copping off
will need some big condoms for me
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"Well I've just exited the toilet, covered in Christmas cheer , flies undone; shirt untucked.... "youssh (burp) n'idiots swing swung feckers".... and collapse "pokes with a stick make sure he's still alive! | |||
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"Candy canes "I'm doing a picture tomorrow but it only works if I am "keen" (I've been "experimenting") Please note the candy canes in my little cottage are for DISPLAY purposes only, suck at your own peril! | |||
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"Candy canes
I'm doing a picture tomorrow but it only works if I am "keen" (I've been "experimenting")
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"Candy canes
I'm doing a picture tomorrow but it only works if I am "keen" (I've been "experimenting")
Please note the candy canes in my little cottage are for DISPLAY purposes only, suck at your own peril!"Ok so I'm guessing some of us will want to suck things in the new pic? | |||
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"Candy canes
I'm doing a picture tomorrow but it only works if I am "keen" (I've been "experimenting")
Please note the candy canes in my little cottage are for DISPLAY purposes only, suck at your own peril!
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"Candy canes
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Please note the candy canes in my little cottage are for DISPLAY purposes only, suck at your own peril!
Do *not* use candy canes for sounding and take photos. Simply, no. "No? No, of course not, no. If you do send me the pics to double check how wrong it is? | |||
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"Dumps a dozen trys of Stella on the bar. That should merry thing up a tad enjoy it was free "Thank you very much | |||
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"Dumps a dozen trys of Stella on the bar. That should merry thing up a tad enjoy it was free "Is that a euphemism for hitting on me? | |||
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"Dumps a dozen trys of Stella on the bar. That should merry thing up a tad enjoy it was free
Is that a euphemism for hitting on me? "I took it as a typo for trays but you could well be right | |||
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"Dumps a dozen trys of Stella on the bar. That should merry thing up a tad enjoy it was free
Is that a euphemism for hitting on me? "And I thought I'd hidden it well | |||
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"Dumps a dozen trys of Stella on the bar. That should merry thing up a tad enjoy it was free
Is that a euphemism for hitting on me?
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"Can people stop trying to bounce wine corks off my shiny head.... its not funny "lol sorry was too tempting | |||
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"Can people stop trying to bounce wine corks off my shiny head.... its not funny "Ohhh I thought they were fairy lights | |||
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"Dumps a dozen trys of Stella on the bar. That should merry thing up a tad enjoy it was free
Is that a euphemism for hitting on me?
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"Can people stop trying to bounce wine corks off my shiny head.... its not funny "Then put your cock away and do up your flies. | |||
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"Can people stop trying to bounce wine corks off my shiny head.... its not funny
Then put your cock away and do up your flies. ""yoush yused ta be moy girl, now yuse a bully loike the other feckers (burp).... mawwy me!" | |||
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"Can people stop trying to bounce wine corks off my shiny head.... its not funny
Then put your cock away and do up your flies.
"yoush yused ta be moy girl, now yuse a bully loike the other feckers (burp).... mawwy me!""Look we've spoken about this, you know you're only allowed 3 of the chocolate liqueurs before you're blasted. How many did you have? | |||
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"Can people stop trying to bounce wine corks off my shiny head.... its not funny
Then put your cock away and do up your flies.
"yoush yused ta be moy girl, now yuse a bully loike the other feckers (burp).... mawwy me!"
Look we've spoken about this, you know you're only allowed 3 of the chocolate liqueurs before you're blasted. How many did you have?"3..... | |||
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"Can people stop trying to bounce wine corks off my shiny head.... its not funny
Then put your cock away and do up your flies.
"yoush yused ta be moy girl, now yuse a bully loike the other feckers (burp).... mawwy me!"
Look we've spoken about this, you know you're only allowed 3 of the chocolate liqueurs before you're blasted. How many did you have?
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"Can people stop trying to bounce wine corks off my shiny head.... its not funny
Then put your cock away and do up your flies.
"yoush yused ta be moy girl, now yuse a bully loike the other feckers (burp).... mawwy me!"
Look we've spoken about this, you know you're only allowed 3 of the chocolate liqueurs before you're blasted. How many did you have?
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Are you telling porky pies?"Maybe they were bars of chocolate with miniatures? | |||
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"Can people stop trying to bounce wine corks off my shiny head.... its not funny
Then put your cock away and do up your flies.
"yoush yused ta be moy girl, now yuse a bully loike the other feckers (burp).... mawwy me!"
Look we've spoken about this, you know you're only allowed 3 of the chocolate liqueurs before you're blasted. How many did you have?
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Are you telling porky pies?
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"You can get gluten free little pork pies now. There is a God "never eated no glue... neever | |||
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"Pauly, I think it's time you said your goodbyes to your friends and got your coat on. I've got your goody bag and your secret santa present. Come along now. " Can I have the chocolate snowman on the way home? | |||
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"Pauly, I think it's time you said your goodbyes to your friends and got your coat on. I've got your goody bag and your secret santa present. Come along now. Can I have the chocolate snowman on the way home?" I'm too tired to do the chocolate snowman tonight, sweetie. | |||
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