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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The forum swingers club is officially open, come and take a seat at the bar and place your order, and don't be shy to use the private or public rooms, who fancies a drink and joining in, angles and devils more then welcome

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe

A slow screw please, love a cocktail

I have a protractor too if you need it for the night.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'll take the bartender

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'll take the bartender "

So soon Joe? He hasn't even me a drink yet!

Baileys with ice please. Pint of!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll take the bartender

So soon Joe? He hasn't even me a drink yet!

Baileys with ice please. Pint of! "

we need more members, come on ladies and gents.......we can have conversations going on within the room, dont be shy peeps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll take the bartender

So soon Joe? He hasn't even me a drink yet!

Baileys with ice please. Pint of! "

I like your style..i'l have the same please ..

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Pint of vodka, then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Maybe if a charge 20 quid for single guys and free entry for ladies will liven things up lol

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Pint of vodka, then"

Fuckin' need it today

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Pint of vodka, then

Fuckin' need it today "

What's up buttercup?

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman  over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Not an afternoon drinker (well not today anyway) . Can I just have a lime & soda with ice please. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll take the bartender

So soon Joe? He hasn't even me a drink yet!

Baileys with ice please. Pint of!

we need more members, come on ladies and gents.......we can have conversations going on within the room, dont be shy peeps "

your member seems to be filling the room quite nicely

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll take the bartender

So soon Joe? He hasn't even me a drink yet!

Baileys with ice please. Pint of!

we need more members, come on ladies and gents.......we can have conversations going on within the room, dont be shy peeps

your member seems to be filling the room quite nicely "

haha....im a founder rather then a member lol, and please only filthy chat whilst in the club, my club ny rules

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By *loppsyWoman  over a year ago

marlow


"I'll take the bartender "

Better get my order in before he is too busy to serve.........

Expresso martini please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll take the bartender

Better get my order in before he is too busy to serve.........

Expresso martini please xx"

i can always find time for the ladies at the bar, sexist but true

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By *ick RapidMan  over a year ago

coventry

I don't drink

I'll just have some pussy

On a plate

No knife just falk and spoon

No salt

Just pepper pls

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Pint of vodka, then

Fuckin' need it today

What's up buttercup?"

Do not ask

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I don't drink

I'll just have some pussy

On a plate

No knife just falk and spoon

No salt

Just pepper pls "

Points for originality

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll take the bartender

So soon Joe? He hasn't even me a drink yet!

Baileys with ice please. Pint of!

we need more members, come on ladies and gents.......we can have conversations going on within the room, dont be shy peeps

your member seems to be filling the room quite nicely

haha....im a founder rather then a member lol, and please only filthy chat whilst in the club, my club ny rules "

that's why I mentioned your member

tut tut, you young uns know nothing

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman  over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Pint of vodka, then

Fuckin' need it today

What's up buttercup?

Do not ask "

(((Hugs)))

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The more we can get involved within this thread, the more we can expand through threads of conversations....get the banter and filth flowing

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By *ynecplCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

We will work the dungeon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Who fancies a fffmmm with me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll take a stiff one....drink, cock....whatever

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll take a stiff one....drink, cock....whatever "

how about a whisky sour with a slice of lemon and lime

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By *eliz NelsonMan  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Too early for me so coffee for now and happy to pay for Joe's pint of Vodka, then again give him an IV drip!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman  over a year ago

Back where I belong

Can I have a slow screw please, plenty of ice xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll take a stiff one....drink, cock....whatever

how about a whisky sour with a slice of lemon and lime "

Go on then, if i start using my hairbrush as a microphone it's your fault.

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By *loppsyWoman  over a year ago

marlow


"We will work the dungeon. "

Put my name down for the swing x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Threads should be used for a little bit of working....we all love a chat and a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Coffee please hot n strong. Just like you op. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just coming off the back of a week off work, so easing back into my driving routines by being Mr Designated, so just a for me.

Anyone need a lift home when the bar closes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What was the name of the bar tender in the shining....first correct answer gets a free drink

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

Jack D and ginger for me and a Fosters for Miss please bar keep. Much obliged.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jack D and ginger for me and a Fosters for Miss please bar keep. Much obliged."

wow some else who loves ginger with there liquor, my kinda man, im a rum and ginger man myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What was the name of the bar tender in the shining....first correct answer gets a free drink "

Grady xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What was the name of the bar tender in the shining....first correct answer gets a free drink

Grady xxx"

good work...fast fingers certainly helped you this time, im impressed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What was the name of the bar tender in the shining....first correct answer gets a free drink

Grady xxx

good work...fast fingers certainly helped you this time, im impressed "

But Jack has always been the caretaker. xxx

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"Jack D and ginger for me and a Fosters for Miss please bar keep. Much obliged.

wow some else who loves ginger with there liquor, my kinda man, im a rum and ginger man myself "

Yeah love it. Rum and ginger sounds good but what kind of rum? I'm a Havana Club man myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jack D and ginger for me and a Fosters for Miss please bar keep. Much obliged.

wow some else who loves ginger with there liquor, my kinda man, im a rum and ginger man myself

Yeah love it. Rum and ginger sounds good but what kind of rum? I'm a Havana Club man myself."

has to be dark rum, woody and spicey

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By *ola.Woman  over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I'd like a tall glass of wine spritzer with lemon no ice thanks. I'm a lightweight during the day

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By *ustMe06Woman  over a year ago

...the naughty spot.

I'll have a gatsy please. xx

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Pint of vodka, then"

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy.

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

Bottle of water for me please.. and some directions to the sauna...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd like a tall glass of wine spritzer with lemon no ice thanks. I'm a lightweight during the day "

you can have any thing you want catwoman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

il have a irish coffee please you have washed your hands op?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. "

Budge up.

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By *eliz NelsonMan  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I'll pay for Tiggers too..

Love virtual bars where I have an virtual wad of cash

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"il have a irish coffee please you have washed your hands op? "

i have a hnd in food science actually, and your asking me about washing my hands lol, good choice though...i love the Irish, specially when their creamy

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy.

Budge up. "

Budged

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. "

...and the barman. I'm still waiting.

*taps foot*

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By *onny MCMan  over a year ago

Crawley


"I'd like a tall glass of wine spritzer with lemon no ice thanks. I'm a lightweight during the day "

JD & Coke please, and I'll get Lola her spritzer if she wants. How are you my dear?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...

Could I just be bent over the bar please

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy.

Budge up.

Budged "

Thanks. Nice to virtually meet you. Nice hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy.

...and the barman. I'm still waiting.

*taps foot*"

no foot tapping permitted here, only cock tapping

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I just be bent over the bar please "

down this end

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Could I just be bent over the bar please

down this end "

Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy.

...and the barman. I'm still waiting.

*taps foot*

no foot tapping permitted here, only cock tapping "

Chop chop, then

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"Could I just be bent over the bar please

down this end

Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman "

Can I catch him with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Could I just be bent over the bar please

down this end

Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman "

i fancy a fuck between orders you know.....bloody bar-mans duties

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy.

...and the barman. I'm still waiting.

*taps foot*

no foot tapping permitted here, only cock tapping "

I'd have to ask Joe if he likes his cock ' tapped'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I just be bent over the bar please

down this end

Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman "

taps foot

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Could I just be bent over the bar please

down this end

Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman

Can I catch him with you? "

I thought that was the plan!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Could I just be bent over the bar please

down this end

Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman

taps foot"

bars closed,polar express is on haha....free bar

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"Could I just be bent over the bar please

down this end

Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman

Can I catch him with you?

I thought that was the plan! "

Yay, my favourite game.

Oh barkeep...come over here

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By *ola.Woman  over a year ago

Just where I need to be.


"I'd like a tall glass of wine spritzer with lemon no ice thanks. I'm a lightweight during the day

JD & Coke please, and I'll get Lola her spritzer if she wants. How are you my dear?"

I'm good thanks. So I've been told I hope you aren't trying to get me d*unk

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By *workoutMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath

JD and Coke and a drinking companion please

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. "

hi sexy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I just be bent over the bar please

down this end

Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman

taps foot

bars closed,polar express is on haha....free bar "

good man

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy "

I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough "
disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy

I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack

"

im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xx

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy

I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack

im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xx"

you're

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx"

mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx

mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs "

why thank you darlin xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx

mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx "

your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy "

Well hello there

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx

mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx

your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing "

Classy, dude, reeeal classy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx

mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx

your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing "

What is this place a bar or a coffee morning

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough "

I think he is shy

Barkeep come here, I have something to show you

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx

mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx

your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing "

thank you kindly x

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx

mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx

your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing

What is this place a bar or a coffee morning "

It's reflective of the inside of the OP's head

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy

Well hello there "

hey beautiful, hope you two are well and happy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx

mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx

your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing thank you kindly x"

see, she likes it really, she gets free biscuits so who's complaining

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx

mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx

your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing

What is this place a bar or a coffee morning "

its for the members safety, not my own x

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By *loppsyWoman  over a year ago

marlow

Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy

Well hello there hey beautiful, hope you two are well and happy xx"

Yes thank you.. All the better for seeing you.

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx

mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx

your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing

Classy, dude, reeeal classy "

i liked it, so be quiet you, you get enough compliments round here, learn to share xx

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy

Well hello there hey beautiful, hope you two are well and happy xx

Yes thank you.. All the better for seeing you. "

aww you guys are so lovely..thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........"

drag me away from the bar...i beg you please

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"This bar sucks and the barman doesn't suck enough disappointing huh? get us a cup of tea would you? xx

mmmmmmmm now a cuppa i can do, fancy some hob nobs why thank you darlin xx

your only getting the free biscuits because your bum looks amazing thank you kindly x

see, she likes it really, she gets free biscuits so who's complaining "

he wants you for his own for about five minutes, slightly longer than dunking a hob nob, but not much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fancy something sweet & creamy, what can you recommend barman?

Then I shall wander off to see what filthy shenanigans are occuring in this place

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy

I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack

im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're "

Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants?

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........"
learn to be a patient good girl and then we will see

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By *loppsyWoman  over a year ago

marlow


"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........

drag me away from the bar...i beg you please "

Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I fancy something sweet & creamy, what can you recommend barman?

Then I shall wander off to see what filthy shenanigans are occuring in this place "

how about a salted caramel liquor with lots of ice

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By *loppsyWoman  over a year ago

marlow


"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........learn to be a patient good girl and then we will see "

Yes Suzy

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy

I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack

im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're

Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? "

winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........learn to be a patient good girl and then we will see

Yes Suzy "

good girl xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jack D and ginger for me and a Fosters for Miss please bar keep. Much obliged.

wow some else who loves ginger with there liquor, my kinda man, im a rum and ginger man myself

Yeah love it. Rum and ginger sounds good but what kind of rum? I'm a Havana Club man myself.

has to be dark rum, woody and spicey "

dark, woody and spicey ... I like my rum and men the same way

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy

I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack

im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're

Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx"

I see. Well I'm just grateful for the internet so dont have to deal with the crowds. My mood is being affected currently by being a bar full of screaming kids.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"I fancy something sweet & creamy, what can you recommend barman?

Then I shall wander off to see what filthy shenanigans are occuring in this place

how about a salted caramel liquor with lots of ice"

Chocolate orange. I'll make you one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jack D and ginger for me and a Fosters for Miss please bar keep. Much obliged.

wow some else who loves ginger with there liquor, my kinda man, im a rum and ginger man myself

Yeah love it. Rum and ginger sounds good but what kind of rum? I'm a Havana Club man myself.

has to be dark rum, woody and spicey

dark, woody and spicey ... I like my rum and men the same way "

you are what you eat so they say....or drink in this circumstance, so have a drink and get toasty next to the burner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could I just be bent over the bar please

down this end

Wait your turn, we're snaring the barman

i fancy a fuck between orders you know.....bloody bar-mans duties "

Take Joe up on his offer, you can do both at once

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy

I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack

im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're

Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx

I see. Well I'm just grateful for the internet so dont have to deal with the crowds. My mood is being affected currently by being a bar full of screaming kids."

mine never did that, don't know why parents put up with it, quite honestly x hope you have a wonderful winter season and get some ear muffs as an early 'me' christmas pressie xx

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By *loppsyWoman  over a year ago

marlow


"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........

drag me away from the bar...i beg you please

Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........"

Phew made it.......... got you .......

Bar closed til I bring him back x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I fancy something sweet & creamy, what can you recommend barman?

Then I shall wander off to see what filthy shenanigans are occuring in this place

how about a salted caramel liquor with lots of ice

Chocolate orange. I'll make you one "

im not a big fan of any thing chocolatey with my liquor, specially orange, i like things zesty but not chocolatey when it comes to my liquor.....come round this side of the bar and give me a hand..and make a drink also whilst your on this side of the bar

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy

I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack

im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're

Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx

I see. Well I'm just grateful for the internet so dont have to deal with the crowds. My mood is being affected currently by being a bar full of screaming kids. mine never did that, don't know why parents put up with it, quite honestly x hope you have a wonderful winter season and get some ear muffs as an early 'me' christmas pressie xx "

Dong get it either. The few times we did go to a pub when I was a kid I was told to sit still and be quiet. Neither of us have kids but I'm pretty sure if we did we wouldnt go to a pub with the pram and sit there drinking as the kid is screaming its head off.

Anyway, I hope your grumpy pants can come off soon and you are all cheery again.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Stinks in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........

drag me away from the bar...i beg you please

Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........

Phew made it.......... got you .......

Bar closed til I bring him back x"

mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Stinks in here "

well fuck off out then, all i see you do is moan and complain, your not welcome in here,.....bared

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By *loppsyWoman  over a year ago

marlow


"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........

drag me away from the bar...i beg you please

Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........

Phew made it.......... got you .......

Bar closed til I bring him back x

mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me "

I will

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...


"I fancy something sweet & creamy, what can you recommend barman?

Then I shall wander off to see what filthy shenanigans are occuring in this place

how about a salted caramel liquor with lots of ice

Chocolate orange. I'll make you one

im not a big fan of any thing chocolatey with my liquor, specially orange, i like things zesty but not chocolatey when it comes to my liquor.....come round this side of the bar and give me a hand..and make a drink also whilst your on this side of the bar "

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy

I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack

im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're

Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx"

I went for a run this morning and at one point was stood in the forest with just the sun and the birds for company. The sheer joy was almost overwhelming. What does that for you gorgeous? Would immersing yourself in nature help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........

drag me away from the bar...i beg you please

Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........

Phew made it.......... got you .......

Bar closed til I bring him back x

mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me

I will "

mmmmmmmm,you sure you dont mind your barmen younger then yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A glass of champagne please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A glass of champagne please "

i only have prosecco sorry

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy

I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack

im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're

Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx

I went for a run this morning and at one point was stood in the forest with just the sun and the birds for company. The sheer joy was almost overwhelming. What does that for you gorgeous? Would immersing yourself in nature help?"

i live in a field next to my woods..coming out of nature, pisses me off sometimes, thats why im not about as much as usual, dark days and the cold and wet don't do it for me..i need a vivarium ill be fine, thanks though. yes, when its bright sunshine for a day or so, it helps a lot xx

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By *loppsyWoman  over a year ago

marlow


"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........

drag me away from the bar...i beg you please

Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........

Phew made it.......... got you .......

Bar closed til I bring him back x

mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me

I will

mmmmmmmm,you sure you dont mind your barmen younger then yourself "

I think I'll cope x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........

drag me away from the bar...i beg you please

Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........

Phew made it.......... got you .......

Bar closed til I bring him back x

mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me

I will

mmmmmmmm,you sure you dont mind your barmen younger then yourself

I think I'll cope x"

definitely fancy fucking you senseless, omg did i say that in a place like this

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By *loppsyWoman  over a year ago

marlow


"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........

drag me away from the bar...i beg you please

Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........

Phew made it.......... got you .......

Bar closed til I bring him back x

mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me

I will

mmmmmmmm,you sure you dont mind your barmen younger then yourself

I think I'll cope x

definitely fancy fucking you senseless, omg did i say that in a place like this "

Yes you did.........good boy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........

drag me away from the bar...i beg you please

Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........

Phew made it.......... got you .......

Bar closed til I bring him back x

mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me

I will

mmmmmmmm,you sure you dont mind your barmen younger then yourself

I think I'll cope x

definitely fancy fucking you senseless, omg did i say that in a place like this

Yes you did.........good boy x"

the bar seems bloody quiet now lol

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By *loppsyWoman  over a year ago

marlow


"Patienty waiting for someone to join me in the dungeon for some filthy fuckery.............no one wants to leaves the bar........

drag me away from the bar...i beg you please

Ok just getting off the swing and I'll be there........

Phew made it.......... got you .......

Bar closed til I bring him back x

mmmmmmm now that is a tasty offer, have your wicked way with me

I will

mmmmmmmm,you sure you dont mind your barmen younger then yourself

I think I'll cope x

definitely fancy fucking you senseless, omg did i say that in a place like this

Yes you did.........good boy x

the bar seems bloody quiet now lol "

Yes it does.........come back everyone........

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's the smell .......

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"It's the smell ......."

Aww come on Granny. I'm buying.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It's the smell .......

Aww come on Granny. I'm buying. "

Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents.

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"It's the smell .......

Aww come on Granny. I'm buying.

Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents."

wanna sit in my mood altering vivarium with SAD lighting and an electric heated under mat? i wont hiss too much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy

I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack

im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're

Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx

I went for a run this morning and at one point was stood in the forest with just the sun and the birds for company. The sheer joy was almost overwhelming. What does that for you gorgeous? Would immersing yourself in nature help?i live in a field next to my woods..coming out of nature, pisses me off sometimes, thats why im not about as much as usual, dark days and the cold and wet don't do it for me..i need a vivarium ill be fine, thanks though. yes, when its bright sunshine for a day or so, it helps a lot xx"

Fingers crossed for a few days of sun for you. Or a keen lizard collector to adopt you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Large Baileys for me please

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It's the smell .......

Aww come on Granny. I'm buying.

Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents.wanna sit in my mood altering vivarium with SAD lighting and an electric heated under mat? i wont hiss too much "

oooooooo nice ..... any lavender oil ?

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Pint of vodka, then

That's my line

Long Island iced tea please... I'll prop up the bar for it bit and see who takes my fancy. hi sexy

I know this isnt directed at us but its nice to see you Suzy. Missed the nocturnal threads. Jack

im sure your sexy too xx yeah im suzy-grumpy-or-hibernating-pants atm..apologies xx good to see you too xxyou're

Haha well at least Miss thinks so. So why grumpy pants? winter, end of term, inflated consumerism mania.all has a honing effect on my mood..it too shall pass...but thats why im not around much atm xx

I went for a run this morning and at one point was stood in the forest with just the sun and the birds for company. The sheer joy was almost overwhelming. What does that for you gorgeous? Would immersing yourself in nature help?i live in a field next to my woods..coming out of nature, pisses me off sometimes, thats why im not about as much as usual, dark days and the cold and wet don't do it for me..i need a vivarium ill be fine, thanks though. yes, when its bright sunshine for a day or so, it helps a lot xx

Fingers crossed for a few days of sun for you. Or a keen lizard collector to adopt you "

half the time pet kitty, half pet lizard..sounds great where do i sign?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Large Baileys for me please "

certainly...now get creamy

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"It's the smell .......

Aww come on Granny. I'm buying.

Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents.wanna sit in my mood altering vivarium with SAD lighting and an electric heated under mat? i wont hiss too much

oooooooo nice ..... any lavender oil ?"

with palmarosa and sweet orange..lavender reminds me of giving birth, so ill avoid if you dont mind xx

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"It's the smell .......

Aww come on Granny. I'm buying.

Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents."

Ice and a slice. We'll find a nice sofa near the juke box. Hopefully Suzy will be joining us too.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

suppose a rub down with a Jack Daniels'll do

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"It's the smell .......

Aww come on Granny. I'm buying.

Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents.

Ice and a slice. We'll find a nice sofa near the juke box. Hopefully Suzy will be joining us too. "

you can come in here, pool, rock, cave or plastic branch?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A glass of champagne please

i only have prosecco sorry"

Cheapskate

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A glass of champagne please

i only have prosecco sorry

Cheapskate "

apologies.....what if i do for the price of one, just for you as its a poor bar

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"It's the smell .......

Aww come on Granny. I'm buying.

Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents.

Ice and a slice. We'll find a nice sofa near the juke box. Hopefully Suzy will be joining us too. you can come in here, pool, rock, cave or plastic branch? "

Yeah pool sounds good.

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"It's the smell .......

Aww come on Granny. I'm buying.

Oh okay....... i'll have a G n T...... but I don't want this seat by the Gents.

Ice and a slice. We'll find a nice sofa near the juke box. Hopefully Suzy will be joining us too. you can come in here, pool, rock, cave or plastic branch?

Yeah pool sounds good. "

good choice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just home ,could do with a glass of red

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

Yay Taff and Pooch are here. Pull up a chair buddy.

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By *iver2015Woman  over a year ago

middlesbrough

JD please.

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