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You know you're getting old when
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over a year ago
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When you fall sideways onto your shoulder and damage your rotator cuff when all you were doing was trying to kneel down and touch up the skirting board paintwork.  |
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over a year ago
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When you go to a rave n come out of a hole and realize half the people there are same age as you kids lol was a whip ago now but dam I will never get talked in to another cheesy hardcore thing as long as I live .....that includes west fest lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know you are getting old when you see something in a Betterware catalogue and think.... hey that would be handy ....  "
Have found myself doing that more and more i'm starting to look forward to the new catalogues coming out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know you are getting old when you see something in a Betterware catalogue and think.... hey that would be handy ....
Have found myself doing that more and more i'm starting to look forward to the new catalogues coming out "
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"after a hot steamy sexy session you turn to your hubby and say......now i'd really love a.....cup of tea!"
Wrong.
You know you are getting old when..
You opt for a nice cup of tea instead of hot steamy sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When it takes 2 days to get over a night out on the sauce
Or when the idea of being home for 1130pm for tea and toast is more appealing than staying out and getting more d*unk |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"When your kids fall about laughung when you told them you had only three TV stations when you was their age."
...and you had to get up to change the channel on your rented telly. Which broadcast the national anthem before closing down for the night.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you have to explain to your child what a cassette tape and vhs tape was.. "
Haha we found some old cassettes the other day and wanted to listen to them, so sent the kids to my room to get the cassette player. Twenty minutes of looking, me shouting what it looks like, they still couldn't figure it out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you owned a walkman that was a tape player with those chunky black headphones that looked like flattened cotton wool balls. "
Those headphones still exist |
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"you have to explain to your child what a cassette tape and vhs tape was..
Haha we found some old cassettes the other day and wanted to listen to them, so sent the kids to my room to get the cassette player. Twenty minutes of looking, me shouting what it looks like, they still couldn't figure it out "
my cassettes are on my music shelves...only problem now is my eldest is getting a turntable for crimbo...i'm thinking of locking up my vinyl collection  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you owned a walkman that was a tape player with those chunky black headphones that looked like flattened cotton wool balls.
Those headphones still exist "
Hopefully the quality is still not as shit |
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When it hits you that (unless you're going in the Guinness Book of Records) you've almost certainly already lived more than 50% of your life ...
When you can no longer read the small print on anything and are perpetually taking your glasses on and off - that is, if you can remember where you put them and find them in the first place ...
When, if you ever refer to a radio as 'the wireless' (!!) your kids look at you like you're mad ...
When every movement from a prone position, such as bed or chair, is accompanied by cries of 'ooh, my back' ...
When you really only have the vaguest idea - if that - of what's in the Top 40 ....
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