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over a year ago
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Had to go and see the doctor this morning, had a lettuce
leaf sticking out of my arse.
The doctor said, "That looks nasty"
I said, "That's just the tip of the iceberg pal." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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A woman in the jewellers admiring a big diamond ring..as she leans down for a closer look a little fart slips out..hoping nobody noticed she asks "how much is that one?...the Jeweller says.."madam if you farted looking at it...you,ll shit yourself when i tell you the price!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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lol yeah
The night before Xmas throughout the house,
we were all fucked,
even the mouse.
Dad at the brothel,
mum with uncle Frank,
I'd settled down
for a nice slow wank.
Outside the house
I heard a right clatter,
I let go of my cock
to see what was the matter.
Out on the lawn
I saw a big dick,
I knew right away
It was old St Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
The big fat fucker,
I think he fell.
He filled all our stockings with sweets and beer,
and a big rubber cock
for my brother, the queer.
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart,
the big fat cunt
blew the house apart.
He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight,
Shouting,I'll be back ne
xt year, have a hell of a night.
Merry Xmas. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol yeah
The night before Xmas throughout the house,
we were all fucked,
even the mouse.
Dad at the brothel,
mum with uncle Frank,
I'd settled down
for a nice slow wank.
Outside the house
I heard a right clatter,
I let go of my cock
to see what was the matter.
Out on the lawn
I saw a big dick,
I knew right away
It was old St Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
The big fat fucker,
I think he fell.
He filled all our stockings with sweets and beer,
and a big rubber cock
for my brother, the queer.
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart,
the big fat cunt
blew the house apart.
He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight,
Shouting,I'll be back ne
xt year, have a hell of a night.
Merry Xmas."
This made me really laugh thank you (Kat) xx |
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