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"Makes Everything Better. Just sayin' "I  you | |||
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"Makes Everything Better. Just sayin' "I have a papercut, will it stop it bleeding....  | |||
"I don't have any bacon *cries*" Then get off your tushie and get some! 
(And some bacon too!)
It must be British bacon though- support our farmers! | |||
"Nor do I, can I have ham instead?" We should have a bacon-matching thing- to provide those without any from those that have loads! | |||
"Makes Everything Better. Just sayin'
I have a papercut, will it stop it bleeding.... "Yes- attach it with Superglue?  | |||
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"I don't have any bacon *cries* Then get off your tushie and get some!
(And some bacon too!)
It must be British bacon though- support our farmers!"But my bed is so warm! | |||
"I don't have any in! And my cretin of a child has just eaten the last 2 slices of bread leaving me with the crusts!" Cretin  | |||
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"Makes Everything Better. Just sayin'
I have a papercut, will it stop it bleeding....
Yes- attach it with Superglue? "Wow thanks, I'll give it a go...  | |||
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"Nor do I, can I have ham instead? We should have a bacon-matching thing- to provide those without any from those that have loads! "I prefer sausage | |||
 always want what I can't have  | |||
"I don't have any in! And my cretin of a child has just eaten the last 2 slices of bread leaving me with the crusts!" Mine has had to forego cereal as I stole the last of the milk do coffee Karma kids karma | |||
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"Makes Everything Better. Just sayin' "Tell that to the pig... | |||
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"I don't have any in! And my cretin of a child has just eaten the last 2 slices of bread leaving me with the crusts! Mine has had to forego cereal as I stole the last of the milk do coffee Karma kids karma " Mwahahahaha! (The other 2 are having biscuits for breakfast atm - I'm such a good mum!) | |||
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"I don't have any in! And my cretin of a child has just eaten the last 2 slices of bread leaving me with the crusts! Mine has had to forego cereal as I stole the last of the milk do coffee Karma kids karma Mwahahahaha! (The other 2 are having biscuits for breakfast atm - I'm such a good mum!)" It's Sunday breakfast free for all. I'll find them hanging upside down eating smarties for sure | |||
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"Morning after the first xmas party and I am running late for football this morning!! No time for bacon and I'm slurping coffee on the go! But bacon sarnies would soooo make it better!" Sport on a Sunday morning? The world has gone mad. I'll stay in bed with my coffee listening to the radio  | |||
"Morning after the first xmas party and I am running late for football this morning!! No time for bacon and I'm slurping coffee on the go! But bacon sarnies would soooo make it better! Sport on a Sunday morning? The world has gone mad. I'll stay in bed with my coffee listening to the radio "What are you doing awake already?! How can you be so alive on so little sleep?!! | |||
"Morning after the first xmas party and I am running late for football this morning!! No time for bacon and I'm slurping coffee on the go! But bacon sarnies would soooo make it better! Sport on a Sunday morning? The world has gone mad. I'll stay in bed with my coffee listening to the radio
What are you doing awake already?! How can you be so alive on so little sleep?!! "Ah, you know me fella I don't need sleep | |||
"Looking forward to a full English in a while when the lady wakes up" Why don't you go and make it for her!  | |||
"Makes Everything Better. Just sayin' "Smoked steak bacon is the best. Morrisons do a Chesnut smoked bacon in their Speciality range, which is epic. Ps. See you soon to smash your back doors in! | |||
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"Makes Everything Better. Just sayin' "AMEN sista,praise be to the bacon gods the fabulous flying pigs for bestowing such a beautiful bounty upon us! | |||
"No comment. "Sorry fella- there really is no comparison! | |||
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"Not for the pig "What have pigs got to do with bacon? | |||
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"Not for the pig
What have pigs got to do with bacon? "I'm sure if you plant one you grow a bacon tree | |||
"No comment.
Sorry fella- there really is no comparison!"I'll just take your word for it | |||
"No comment.
Sorry fella- there really is no comparison!
I'll just take your word for it "Shall we have eggs? | |||
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"bacon is over rated. " Admin? Admin? You've let a nutter in. Someone get him his pills | |||
"Not for the pig
What have pigs got to do with bacon?
I'm sure if you plant one you grow a bacon tree "Do you plant it head or feet first? | |||
"Makes Everything Better. Just sayin' "Now I want a bacon butty!! Anyone?? | |||
"Makes Everything Better. Just sayin'
Now I want a bacon butty!!
Anyone?? "Yes please. Brown sauce and seeded bread. | |||
"Prefer avocado. Leave the little piggies to run and play "Agree! | |||
"Not for the pig
What have pigs got to do with bacon?
I'm sure if you plant one you grow a bacon tree
Do you plant it head or feet first? "Head first.. isn't bacon from the rear end? | |||
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"Not for the pig
What have pigs got to do with bacon?
I'm sure if you plant one you grow a bacon tree "Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says……… “Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.” “Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. ” With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There’s raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon …. Every imaginable kind of cured pork. “Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree.” And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, “Pepe… Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!” “Luis, Luis MI amigo… What ees it? ” “Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees Ees a ham bush….” | |||
They go home soon | |||
"bacon is over rated. Admin? Admin? You've let a nutter in. Someone get him his pills" what can i say..i just don't buy into it. smells good but ultimately is always disappointing when eaten. tried cheap stuff, tried posh stuff, the whole lot can go in room 101 for me | |||
"Makes Everything Better. Just sayin'
Now I want a bacon butty!!
Anyone??
Yes please. Brown sauce and seeded bread. "Noooo! You're supposed to bring Meeeee one!! | |||
"Bacon sandwich on the go now. Damn you all, I was going to have a green smoothie." Eat it, then run around the block. The hdls will sort out the ldls if you're lucky | |||
"No comment.
Sorry fella- there really is no comparison!
I'll just take your word for it
Shall we have eggs?"Shakshouka | |||
"No comment.
Sorry fella- there really is no comparison!
I'll just take your word for it
Shall we have eggs?
Shakshouka"Bless you!  | |||
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"Red or Brown sauce?" Both!!! | |||
"Red or Brown sauce? Both!!! "No sauce at all. tm Danny Baker | |||
"No comment.
Sorry fella- there really is no comparison!
I'll just take your word for it
Shall we have eggs?
Shakshouka"Yes! Crack on  | |||
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