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By *iew OP Man
over a year ago
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"oh dear..
...the disadvantage of having a 'Geordie' accent has emerged at last  "
plus with the purple, red and sky blue belt outfit.. was always gonna end up messy.....
and don't get it started on the back combing and lacquer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"oh dear..
...the disadvantage of having a 'Geordie' accent has emerged at last
plus with the purple, red and sky blue belt outfit.. was always gonna end up messy.....
and don't get it started on the back combing and lacquer"
What the 'eck was going on in her head? 
.... feckin' trousers deliberately covering shoes... ermmmmmmmm.... it's a 'no' from me 
I did feel embarrassed for Britain when she posed in that outfit in America  |
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Publicity stunt!
Anybody remember Cowell pulling this one with the UK X Factor a few years ago?
Some US dance dude called Brian was a judge for a half the auditions then was sacked and replaced by someone more familiar, I think it was Dani Minogue.
Brian was moved sideways to creative director.
Anything sound familiar? |
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By *waymanMan
over a year ago
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Our man in Newcastle said
'Wahy aye man, wor Cheryl is the patron saint of uselesss muppets everywhere. Every bairn who leaves school wi' no exams n a decent pair of tits is gonna be gutted if they canna be on telly like Cheryl.' |
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"Our man in Newcastle said
'Wahy aye man, wor Cheryl is the patron saint of uselesss muppets everywhere. Every bairn who leaves school wi' no exams n a decent pair of tits is gonna be gutted if they canna be on telly like Cheryl.'"
Now now benwell girls can dream.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Publicity stunt!
Anybody remember Cowell pulling this one with the UK X Factor a few years ago?
Some US dance dude called Brian was a judge for a half the auditions then was sacked and replaced by someone more familiar, I think it was Dani Minogue.
Brian was moved sideways to creative director.
Anything sound familiar?"
Brian Friedman? A very good friend of Cowell. |
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"Publicity stunt!
Anybody remember Cowell pulling this one with the UK X Factor a few years ago?
Some US dance dude called Brian was a judge for a half the auditions then was sacked and replaced by someone more familiar, I think it was Dani Minogue.
Brian was moved sideways to creative director.
Anything sound familiar?
Brian Friedman? A very good friend of Cowell."
That's the fella! Yeah a good friend just like Cheryl is. It's amazing what friends will do, for the right price eh lol. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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I never quite got how she got to "nations princess" status......
does that mean we are at war... I vote we all boycott and stop watching "american idol" and "dancing with the stars" in protest!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I never quite got how she got to "nations princess" status......
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By beating up a toilet attendant, marrying a tosspot, and having two very cute dimples. Or was that the Queen Mother?  |
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By *waymanMan
over a year ago
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"Our man in Newcastle said
'Wahy aye man, wor Cheryl is the patron saint of uselesss muppets everywhere. Every bairn who leaves school wi' no exams n a decent pair of tits is gonna be gutted if they canna be on telly like Cheryl.'
Now now benwell girls can dream. "
Let them learn philosophy.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I kinda understand it though, Cheryl talking is to the yanks as Rab C Nesbit is talking to your average englishman, can't understand half of it ! "
Thats why .. Thay said most could not understand her Over there. |
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By *iew OP Man
over a year ago
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"I just been sacked too, but don't suppose she'll be too worried about me, lol.
She'll get sorted soon, and hopefully I will too.  "
good luck Jack, hope you find something soon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just been sacked too, but don't suppose she'll be too worried about me, lol.
She'll get sorted soon, and hopefully I will too.
well Jack theres a job going on x factor .... "
If they can't understand Cheryl, they'll never understand my dulset tones.
Have been told I sound like Lenny Henry |
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"I just been sacked too, but don't suppose she'll be too worried about me, lol.
She'll get sorted soon, and hopefully I will too.
well Jack theres a job going on x factor ....
If they can't understand Cheryl, they'll never understand my dulset tones.
Have been told I sound like Lenny Henry "
You look like him too! If I squint. |
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"oh dear..
...the disadvantage of having a 'Geordie' accent has emerged at last
I wouldn't say that's a disadvantage... more her lack of talent"
I concur novel.
Tut at Frockster dissing our twangggg!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I kinda understand it though, Cheryl talking is to the yanks as Rab C Nesbit is talking to your average englishman, can't understand half of it ! "
Ah'll tell you this boy.. cannae unnerston me you listen tae me boy..If ah wis tae pit wan right oan yir heid yi'd unnerston me then boy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's happened to Wor Chezza? Ah divnt knee.
She wor proper canny on the X Factor like.
Tark aboot chew ye up and spit ye oot (like).
Looks like it's back to promoting Silvikrin for Chezza (like) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just been sacked too, but don't suppose she'll be too worried about me, lol.
She'll get sorted soon, and hopefully I will too. "
Oh Jack she is concerned about you. While I was shagging her last night said so ... |
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By *iew OP Man
over a year ago
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"Sinitta apparently been trying to get hold of Simon all day but he hasnt been answering her calls .... maybe he will answer mine "
you still clutching that straw...
been 4 years now.
stick with it xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sinitta apparently been trying to get hold of Simon all day but he hasnt been answering her calls .... maybe he will answer mine
you still clutching that straw...
been 4 years now.
stick with it xx"
lol one day it will be me at his house with an outfit made of leaves mark my words.... |
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By *iew OP Man
over a year ago
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"Sinitta apparently been trying to get hold of Simon all day but he hasnt been answering her calls .... maybe he will answer mine
you still clutching that straw...
been 4 years now.
stick with it xx
lol one day it will be me at his house with an outfit made of leaves mark my words...."
yes it will be... yes it will.
*pats her on the head gently and says 'bless' and walks away*
xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am one of the minorities who do not like her.
She comes across as someone who has no obvious talent except for her looks.
Some of the clothes she wore made her look desparate and cheap, even though they probably cost a fortune. That dress she wore at Cannes made her looked as if she was trying too hard to attract attention.
Another one of those who will forever be the barmaid IMHO.
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"I am one of the minorities who do not like her.
She comes across as someone who has no obvious talent except for her looks.
Some of the clothes she wore made her look desparate and cheap, even though they probably cost a fortune. That dress she wore at Cannes made her looked as if she was trying too hard to attract attention.
Another one of those who will forever be the barmaid IMHO.
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Mine's a pint, please. |
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