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hi all, any ladies in Luton want some this morning, I'm working there
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Whats the difference between a vanilla woman and a roof tile?
When you lay a roof tile it doesn't text you for three months afterwards, complaining about your commitment issues
Obviously this doesn't read the same on a swingers site
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over a year ago
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I'm thinking he's still possibly beaming at the thought he actually had a lady interested. He's on a slippery slope to self destruction publishing his phone number too. |
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"I'm roof tiling there today but could do with sex before work
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He posted this two hours ago and his first veri was two hours ago. She can't have been any good for him to want another meet immediately  |
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"I'm roof tiling there today but could do with sex before work
He posted this two hours ago and his first veri was two hours ago. She can't have been any good for him to want another meet immediately "
Maybe she was Chinese, have one and two hours later you want another one |
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Awww, never mind OP, when this old world starts getting you down, and people are just too much for you to face - you climb way up to the top of the stairs, and all your cares will drift right into space. ........  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You lot never fail to impress me.
Who'd have thought there was so many roofy puns available. I feel a regular thread coming on. A random subject is posted and let the pun-fest commence.  |
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"Awww, never mind OP, when this old world starts getting you down, and people are just too much for you to face - you climb way up to the top of the stairs, and all your cares will drift right into space. ........ "
Careful you're drifting off topic  |
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omfg I'm dying here...just texed me after no doubt listen to one of my voice mailS
''ur male''
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
my voice is deep as fuck like pit of your boots deep |
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"omfg I'm dying here...just texed me after no doubt listen to one of my voice mailS
''ur male''
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
my voice is deep as fuck like pit of your boots deep "
I know he's opened himself up with this post and then made public his phone number but be careful of crossing the line from banter to cyber bullying  |
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