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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Getting near Christmas now, who has been good or bad and if you have been good....what are you expecting Santa to put in your stocking. If you have been bad ,what punishment are you prepared to accept  |
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"Getting near Christmas now, who has been good or bad and if you have been good....what are you expecting Santa to put in your stocking. If you have been bad ,what punishment are you prepared to accept "
I've been good but with my luck atm I wouldn't be surprised if santa took a dump in my stocking! |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Getting near Christmas now, who has been good or bad and if you have been good....what are you expecting Santa to put in your stocking. If you have been bad ,what punishment are you prepared to accept
I've been good but with my luck atm I wouldn't be surprised if santa took a dump in my stocking!"
Oh no! That wouldn't be Santa, that would be his reindeer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bjork or walking socks please ,, my monies on the socks 
We need to wrestle for Bjork...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8FJyhnC2Eo
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Ah my icelandic pixie , great film.too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bjork or walking socks please ,, my monies on the socks
You can have socks, that's the norm at Christmas "
I live new socks , living and walking with pooch they are a toasty necessity |
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"fuck all...as per usual  "
I am sure that will be bombarding you with lots and lots of gifts.. If not, the Elf police will be willing to investigate the historic allegations that you wish to instigate? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been dreadfully behaved this year but fortunately I don't subscribe to karma, god, Santa or any other made up metafizzical nonsense.
Ok, maybe have some haribos, "
there is more to life than haribo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh I've been very very naughty this year and my punishment was dished out today by buying myself the most indulgent perfume as im really good at being really really bad ....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love to treat you to something fabulous ??"
Press the reply and quote button under the comment of the person you are talking too, so they know who you are talking to. It's very helpful |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Bjork or walking socks please ,, my monies on the socks
You can have socks, that's the norm at Christmas
I live new socks , living and walking with pooch they are a toasty necessity "
I love them too, 'specially the thermal ones! |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I'll take any punishment with a smile on my face as I probably deserve it...as long as it's not a Bobby Davro or Timmy Mallett DVD  "
Hey Fuzzy, are you saying you've been a naughty boy then? Find that hard to believe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm always good.....I'd like a nice new pony please Santa! 
Is that a 'my little pony' pony
No, I actually like rather large ponies truth be told....big handsome ponies  "
Dear god, I hope that's only a metaphor!!  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"I've been dreadfully behaved this year but fortunately I don't subscribe to karma, god, Santa or any other made up metafizzical nonsense.
Ok, maybe have some haribos,
there is more to life than haribo "
Really... |
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"I'm always good.....I'd like a nice new pony please Santa!
Is that a 'my little pony' pony
No, I actually like rather large ponies truth be told....big handsome ponies
Dear god, I hope that's only a metaphor!! "
Very literal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think Santa keeps me on his naughty list all the time I always seem to get coal 
Oh! That's handy for the fire though "
Saves on the gas bill this time of year |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm always good.....I'd like a nice new pony please Santa!
Is that a 'my little pony' pony
No, I actually like rather large ponies truth be told....big handsome ponies
Dear god, I hope that's only a metaphor!!
Very literal! "
Hmm In that case I think I saw those pictures of you in the back room of the Amsterdam Sex Museum! |
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"I'm always good.....I'd like a nice new pony please Santa!
Is that a 'my little pony' pony
No, I actually like rather large ponies truth be told....big handsome ponies
Dear god, I hope that's only a metaphor!!
Very literal!
Hmm In that case I think I saw those pictures of you in the back room of the Amsterdam Sex Museum! "
Definitely not, nothing untoward about riding a tall horse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs. Samiss' autographed underpants!
Hello my forum friend, I don't wear underpants
What about chafing?
No, all's good, just spread some Vaseline on "
A signed pot of Vaseline in my stocking from Mrs Samiss this year then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm always good.....I'd like a nice new pony please Santa!
Is that a 'my little pony' pony
No, I actually like rather large ponies truth be told....big handsome ponies
Dear god, I hope that's only a metaphor!!
Very literal!
Hmm In that case I think I saw those pictures of you in the back room of the Amsterdam Sex Museum!
Definitely not, nothing untoward about riding a tall horse! "
There are laws against that kind of thing you pervert!!  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Mrs. Samiss' autographed underpants!
Hello my forum friend, I don't wear underpants
What about chafing?
No, all's good, just spread some Vaseline on
A signed pot of Vaseline in my stocking from Mrs Samiss this year then?"
As long as you are good up until Christmas |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mrs. Samiss' autographed underpants!
Hello my forum friend, I don't wear underpants
What about chafing?
No, all's good, just spread some Vaseline on
A signed pot of Vaseline in my stocking from Mrs Samiss this year then?
As long as you are good up until Christmas "
Include some pics, will actually be a practical gift  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Mrs. Samiss' autographed underpants!
Hello my forum friend, I don't wear underpants
What about chafing?
No, all's good, just spread some Vaseline on
A signed pot of Vaseline in my stocking from Mrs Samiss this year then?
As long as you are good up until Christmas
Include some pics, will actually be a practical gift "
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"I've been dreadfully behaved this year but fortunately I don't subscribe to karma, god, Santa or any other made up metafizzical nonsense.
Ok, maybe have some haribos,
there is more to life than haribo "
Love Haribo but way way more to be interested in!! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What perfume?
ROJA .... Enigma
Mmmmmmmm
Very very naughty requires a great reward to be so good at being so bad ....
Hey, you must have been very good at being bad.. "
Defo |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"I've been dreadfully behaved this year but fortunately I don't subscribe to karma, god, Santa or any other made up metafizzical nonsense.
Ok, maybe have some haribos,
there is more to life than haribo
Love Haribo but way way more to be interested in!! X "
No, sometimes it's just got to be haribos! |
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its ok ...I always treat myself to something fabulous, darlink.. 