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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Would you say I am classed as a hung cock with size of 8 and half inches

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By *ooking for bbwsCouple over a year ago

secret garden chilling, always something to do in the garden

"Would you say I am classed as a hung cock with size of 8 and half inches "

all pending wot the size is, as no standard unlike for boobies mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would you say I am classed as a hung cock with size of 8 and half inches

all pending wot the size is, as no standard unlike for boobies mrs

That makes no sense at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, is just say you have a cock. Simples.

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

I'd say you were an attention seeker and need a new ruler. Yours is broken mate

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By *andi_shopWoman over a year ago

rotherham

"I'd say you were an attention seeker and need a new ruler. Yours is broken mate"

Haha so true!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd say you were an attention seeker and need a new ruler. Yours is broken mate"

No body willing to step into that role

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not the best shot, feel like it's gonna poke me in the eye, what would your mother say...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say this thread makes you a huge cock OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fucking huge mate hung like a donkey get it away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say this thread makes you a huge cock OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We'll proportionally, you have unbelievably big balls and thick legs if that's as big as you claim.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We'll proportionally, you have unbelievably big balls and thick legs if that's as big as you claim.

I thought the same...I LOOKED and feel a little bit gay now, but happy my dick is bigger than 8 inch lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

All of the public descriptions don't matter. Be satisfied with what you have and seek others who like what you've got, without a label.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of the public descriptions don't matter. Be satisfied with what you have and seek others who like what you've got, without a label."

yep! and if it's to small for them, stick it in their butt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of the public descriptions don't matter. Be satisfied with what you have and seek others who like what you've got, without a label.

yep! and if it's to small for them, stick it in their butt

Or a mouse's ear. I think there's a law against that though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did you press the tape measure into your fat pubic area to measure your inadequate cock

I measure mine from ass crack to tip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I measure mine from ass crack to tip

Lmfao! That's just made me about piss my self (not literally)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I must be 10" then!

Must update profile...

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"All of the public descriptions don't matter. Be satisfied with what you have and seek others who like what you've got, without a label.

yep! and if it's to small for them, stick it in their butt

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I must be 10" then!

Must update profile..."

If he's got a 8, mines a 3 inch warrior

damn thought mine was bigger, OP can I borrow your tape message to make my self feel good?

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By *ild-1Woman over a year ago

york

"I'd say you were an attention seeker and need a new ruler. Yours is broken mate"

Couldn't have put it better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I created a thread for guys who aren't insecure about cock size, and who don't need validation by asking everyone else if they're big enough. It also helps if you're honest with yourself and others about your size...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop talking about cocks #weird

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop talking about cocks #weird"

Oh sorry let's chat beards instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Better then asking what do we want from the chippy ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop talking about cocks #weird"

we could go back on your thread, but I can't see the difference

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By * inch DanMan over a year ago

Chinnor

You sure it's not centimetres

You obviously can't measure and begging for attention with a small cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is the one covering his with his hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More like 5.5"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Better then asking what do we want from the chippy ??"

Lost me there.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Would you say I am classed as a hung cock with size of 8 and half inches "

That's not terribly discrete, dude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop talking about cocks #weird

we could go back on your thread, but I can't see the difference

Beards / cocks, cocks / beards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you say I am classed as a hung cock with size of 8 and half inches

That's not terribly discrete, dude"

You almost sound offended

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say you were an attention seeker and need a new ruler. Yours is broken mate"

tsssss BURRRRRRRNED

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beard and cocks basically

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is the one covering his with his hands"

Coming from a guy who looks like he's covered his face in pritt stick and gone down on some matted pubes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Style

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cock beard thread? just a thought

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By * inch DanMan over a year ago

Chinnor

"There is the one covering his with his hands"

Ha I've pictures on my profile but don't brag or need to ask about size

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"Not the best shot, feel like it's gonna poke me in the eye, what would your mother say..."

Probably something along the lines of....."Son, stop putting pics of your willy on the Internet.".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Neither did I pal haha..

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By * inch DanMan over a year ago

Chinnor

"There is the one covering his with his hands

Coming from a guy who looks like he's covered his face in pritt stick and gone down on some matted pubes?

Like to see you say that to my face and seeing as you can't show your face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Style "

kinda a sheep though pal....most lads now days, beard and hair slicked to one side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is the one covering his with his hands

Coming from a guy who looks like he's covered his face in pritt stick and gone down on some matted pubes?

Like to see you say that to my face and seeing as you can't show your face

That wasn't aimed at you, it was aimed at the guy who commented to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone got a top knot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could literally carve up and sell the testosterone in this thread...

....shakes a tree, beats chest and knuckles off to another thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ladies reeeeally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone got a top knot "

And if you carry on wearing that hat you will reseed, and look like you've had a hair cut done by Harvey price, 1 on top 3 round the sides

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could literally carve up and sell the testosterone in this thread...

....shakes a tree, beats chest and knuckles off to another thread "

stop shaking my tree ya prick find your own bloody tree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Style

kinda a sheep though pal....most lads now days, beard and hair slicked to one side "

Barbers Jizz Sir, that'll be thruppence extra

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He wants to swing on your branch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could literally carve up and sell the testosterone in this thread...

....shakes a tree, beats chest and knuckles off to another thread

stop shaking my tree ya prick find your own bloody tree "

Possessive

woooah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Style

kinda a sheep though pal....most lads now days, beard and hair slicked to one side

Barbers Jizz Sir, that'll be thruppence extra

I'm just jealous cause like most women my hair is trying to escape my face

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By * inch DanMan over a year ago

Chinnor

"Everyone got a top knot

And if you carry on wearing that hat you will reseed, and look like you've had a hair cut done by Harvey price, 1 on top 3 round the sides

Looks like rylan the knob from that crap towie

And that's one hell of a chest rug, you would make a werewolf jealous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And that's one hell of a chest rug, you would make a werewolf jealous "

Think he needs to update his profile pal, to say ' when meeting me please bring tooth pics ' lmao!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone got a top knot

And if you carry on wearing that hat you will reseed, and look like you've had a hair cut done by Harvey price, 1 on top 3 round the sides

Looks like rylan the knob from that crap towie

And that's one hell of a chest rug, you would make a werewolf jealous "

if I was Muslim I'd use it as a pray mat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone got a top knot

And if you carry on wearing that hat you will reseed, and look like you've had a hair cut done by Harvey price, 1 on top 3 round the sides

Looks like rylan the knob from that crap towie

And that's one hell of a chest rug, you would make a werewolf jealous

if I was Muslim I'd use it as a pray mat "

I sense bullying ridicule not pretty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lmfao!!!!!!!!! Oh no that's just gone to another level! But coming from Leicester my self (use lived there for nearly 15 years) this comment is perfect!! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone got a top knot

And if you carry on wearing that hat you will reseed, and look like you've had a hair cut done by Harvey price, 1 on top 3 round the sides

Looks like rylan the knob from that crap towie

And that's one hell of a chest rug, you would make a werewolf jealous

if I was Muslim I'd use it as a pray mat

I sense bullying ridicule not pretty"

Get a grip they're all just taking the piss out of each other.

Bullying? Really?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone got a top knot

And if you carry on wearing that hat you will reseed, and look like you've had a hair cut done by Harvey price, 1 on top 3 round the sides

Looks like rylan the knob from that crap towie

And that's one hell of a chest rug, you would make a werewolf jealous

if I was Muslim I'd use it as a pray mat

I sense bullying ridicule not pretty

Get a grip they're all just taking the piss out of each other.

Bullying? Really? "

not how i read it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lmfao!!!!!!!!! Oh no that's just gone to another level! But coming from Leicester my self (use lived there for nearly 15 years) this comment is perfect!! Hahaha "

what part of here was you from

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone got a top knot

And if you carry on wearing that hat you will reseed, and look like you've had a hair cut done by Harvey price, 1 on top 3 round the sides

Looks like rylan the knob from that crap towie

And that's one hell of a chest rug, you would make a werewolf jealous

if I was Muslim I'd use it as a pray mat

I sense bullying ridicule not pretty

Get a grip they're all just taking the piss out of each other.

Bullying? Really?

not how i read it "
the word sense was used as i wsnt 100 % if i had been i would of said more read the thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone got a top knot

And if you carry on wearing that hat you will reseed, and look like you've had a hair cut done by Harvey price, 1 on top 3 round the sides

Looks like rylan the knob from that crap towie

And that's one hell of a chest rug, you would make a werewolf jealous

if I was Muslim I'd use it as a pray mat

I sense bullying ridicule not pretty

Get a grip they're all just taking the piss out of each other.

Bullying? Really? "

some people are more sensitive than my bellend babe after I've been wanking with sandpaper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are taking the piss out of eachother, not one person has thrown a wobbly, it's called banter, go make your self a horlicks, slip into your superman slippers and catch up on your emerdale, this thread isn't for you pal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone got a top knot

And if you carry on wearing that hat you will reseed, and look like you've had a hair cut done by Harvey price, 1 on top 3 round the sides

Looks like rylan the knob from that crap towie

And that's one hell of a chest rug, you would make a werewolf jealous

if I was Muslim I'd use it as a pray mat

I sense bullying ridicule not pretty

Get a grip they're all just taking the piss out of each other.

Bullying? Really?

some people are more sensitive than my bellend babe after I've been wanking with sandpaper

Woody

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are taking the piss out of eachother, not one person has thrown a wobbly, it's called banter, go make your self a horlicks, slip into your superman slippers and catch up on your emerdale, this thread isn't for you pal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone got a top knot

And if you carry on wearing that hat you will reseed, and look like you've had a hair cut done by Harvey price, 1 on top 3 round the sides

Looks like rylan the knob from that crap towie

And that's one hell of a chest rug, you would make a werewolf jealous

if I was Muslim I'd use it as a pray mat

I sense bullying ridicule not pretty

Get a grip they're all just taking the piss out of each other.

Bullying? Really?

not how i read it the word sense was used as i wsnt 100 % if i had been i would of said more read the thread"

I'm 100% joking pal it's all just banter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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you were taking the piss out of the lad with the beard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from "

Oadby pal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you were taking the piss out of the lad with the beard?"

Sorry mate is hair a touchy subject? Seeing as you don't have any? Just saying? ITS BANTER!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fuck now I'm jealous of him, I'm laying here in a superman vest and the slippers would really go with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal "

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!! "

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!! "

oh you little scumbag haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates "

do me favour go make me sandwich...chop chop don't make me have to use my pimp hand on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

do me favour go make me sandwich...chop chop don't make me have to use my pimp hand on you "

trembling here lad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

oh you little scumbag haha "

Lmao! it's not as bad as it use to be, back when I was younger we didn't get on AT ALL haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

do me favour go make me sandwich...chop chop don't make me have to use my pimp hand on you

trembling here lad "

well stop trembling and go make that sandwich I'm fucking starving my old fruit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha "
point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

wasn't ripping him that was banter and I didn't even know he was from Leicester till he said he use to live there....it's hard to judge someones tone online but honestly.....GO MAKE ME THAT SANDWICH

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ripping in to a lad from ryslip it's called banter you arse clown, are you his dad or something? you have for sure joined the right site for some excitement as it looks like your slacking on it! must be a blunt meet for the women u meet if you can't even laugh? Go on pal crack a smile I will pay for the stitches hahaha, seriously tho it's banter,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ripping in to a lad from ryslip it's called banter you arse clown, are you his dad or something? you have for sure joined the right site for some excitement as it looks like your slacking on it! must be a blunt meet for the women u meet if you can't even laugh? Go on pal crack a smile I will pay for the stitches hahaha, seriously tho it's banter,"

agree to differ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't think he's going to make me that sandwich....are you busy ? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dolce... that woody line... Sharp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

agree to differ "

it's actually ''beg to differ''

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" agree to differ "

You gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty

You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies

I hope I don't run out of time, can someone call a referee?

Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness

I know you know that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice

By once or twice I mean maybe a couple of hundred times

So let me, oh let me redeem, oh redeem myself tonight

Cause I just need one more shot at second chances

Is it too late now to say sorry?

( that's a Justin biaber song but it relates to us) hahahha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" agree to differ

You gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty

You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies

I hope I don't run out of time, can someone call a referee?

Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness

I know you know that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice

By once or twice I mean maybe a couple of hundred times

So let me, oh let me redeem, oh redeem myself tonight

Cause I just need one more shot at second chances

Is it too late now to say sorry?

( that's a Justin biaber song but it relates to us) hahahha "

gotta point out that don't relate to me! I don't listen to ''Justin biaber''

good job you don't live on the Saff no more they'd burn your fucking house down for that lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That wasn't for you hahaha!! That was for grandad hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dolce... that woody line... Sharp

Check out my comment on the smoking fetish thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read "

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" agree to differ

You gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty

You know I try but I don't do too well with apologies

I hope I don't run out of time, can someone call a referee?

Cause I just need one more shot at forgiveness

I know you know that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice

By once or twice I mean maybe a couple of hundred times

So let me, oh let me redeem, oh redeem myself tonight

Cause I just need one more shot at second chances

Is it too late now to say sorry?

( that's a Justin biaber song but it relates to us) hahahha

gotta point out that don't relate to me! I don't listen to ''Justin biaber''

good job you don't live on the Saff no more they'd burn your fucking house down for that lol "

It was for mardy pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

You do know they're footballs right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dolce... that woody line... Sharp

Check out my comment on the smoking fetish thread

Can you not just whisper it in my ear and save me the journey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jugasaurus Rex! hahaha! Last time I had something of a similar size in my face was my car air bag!!

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope a busty girl made you crash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

You do know they're footballs right?

bugger I suck at football

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope a busty girl made you crash"

Hahaha Nope sadly not pal, my tyres where about as bold as that grumpy blokes head! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jugasaurus Rex! hahaha! Last time I had something of a similar size in my face was my car air bag!!

hahaha "

was it a stole car...you did say your from the Saff lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah shite would have made for a pathetic story

You lot of chucklebrothers are a welcome addition

May I suggest the chewing gum fannies thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jugasaurus Rex! hahaha! Last time I had something of a similar size in my face was my car air bag!!

hahaha

was it a stole car...you did say your from the Saff lol "

Lmao! Legend! no mate it was what J brought all by my self with my jsa, bet there's not many motorbikes left in monsell now as you lot tuck them all! Haha come to think of it my motorbike got stolen in monsell from my mates house haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ah shite would have made for a pathetic story

You lot of chucklebrothers are a welcome addition

May I suggest the chewing gum fannies thread

Can't find it? But sounds an interesting thread hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jugasaurus Rex! hahaha! Last time I had something of a similar size in my face was my car air bag!!

hahaha

was it a stole car...you did say your from the Saff lol

not shocked at that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

YOU SURE ABOUT SIZE? I'd take ruler back to the shop they have given you a faulty one. Measures incorrectly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jugasaurus Rex! hahaha! Last time I had something of a similar size in my face was my car air bag!!

hahaha "

Oi ya little fucker

Actually Jugasaurus Rex does have a ring to it. hmm methinks a username change is in order

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"YOU SURE ABOUT SIZE? I'd take ruler back to the shop they have given you a faulty one. Measures incorrectly. "

Or one contact lense has fallen out and his vision is blurred and read the numbers wrong? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jugasaurus Rex! hahaha! Last time I had something of a similar size in my face was my car air bag!!

hahaha

Oi ya little fucker

Actually Jugasaurus Rex does have a ring to it. hmm methinks a username change is in order

DO IT I will send my bank details over, just transfer £100 over as its copy right to me hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"YOU SURE ABOUT SIZE? I'd take ruler back to the shop they have given you a faulty one. Measures incorrectly.

Or one contact lense has fallen out and his vision is blurred and read the numbers wrong? Hahaha "

oi stop ruining it! if he says that's 8 inch it's 8 inch...now I can say I've got over 8 inch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jugasaurus Rex! hahaha! Last time I had something of a similar size in my face was my car air bag!!

hahaha

Oi ya little fucker

Actually Jugasaurus Rex does have a ring to it. hmm methinks a username change is in order

DO IT I will send my bank details over, just transfer £100 over as its copy right to me hahaha "

wait free money ? I want some!

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By * inch DanMan over a year ago

Chinnor

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits"

Do you do unserious oral as well?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits"

I dribble when I see titties, but that's only because I'm still suckle on my mums for comfort lmao! (That's a joke by the way) hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hiding the truth in broad daylight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits"

what do you do big balls

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By * inch DanMan over a year ago

Chinnor

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

Do you do unserious oral as well?

That's on a need to know basis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

what do you do big balls "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

Do you do unserious oral as well?

That's on a need to know basis "

Aww sorry. Just wondered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits"

you can see my balls if like pal I'll gladly put them on your chin sweetheart

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By * inch DanMan over a year ago

Chinnor

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

Do you do unserious oral as well?

That's on a need to know basis

Aww sorry. Just wondered

And not gonna let you find out lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

Do you do unserious oral as well?

That's on a need to know basis

Aww sorry. Just wondered

And not gonna let you find out lol "

Proper crushed I am. You're just too cruel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

you can see my balls if like pal I'll gladly put them on your chin sweetheart

That's what I forgot in Sainsbury today. Teabags

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 10/12/16 02:39:31]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor lad got feministed but the chucklebrothers saved the day

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By * inch DanMan over a year ago

Chinnor

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

you can see my balls if like pal I'll gladly put them on your chin sweetheart

You could try but expect to be castrated from my teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poor OP. He came out get his wang glorified and turned into a banter thread. Poor penis. "

serious question you any good at making sandwiches ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This will go down well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

you can see my balls if like pal I'll gladly put them on your chin sweetheart

You could try but expect to be castrated from my teeth "

mmm kinky I like kinky I might keep you as a pet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't worry about it babe, he will get over it, like he will have to get over that he actually does not have the size of penis he thought he had haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poor OP. He came out get his wang glorified and turned into a banter thread. Poor penis. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanglorious

Word of 2017

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

you can see my balls if like pal I'll gladly put them on your chin sweetheart

You could try but expect to be castrated from my teeth "

There you go again with that cruel nasty streak. We all just want some lovin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

you can see my balls if like pal I'll gladly put them on your chin sweetheart

You could try but expect to be castrated from my teeth

mmm kinky I like kinky I might keep you as a pet

What if your dentures fall out?

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By * inch DanMan over a year ago

Chinnor

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

you can see my balls if like pal I'll gladly put them on your chin sweetheart

You could try but expect to be castrated from my teeth

mmm kinky I like kinky I might keep you as a pet

A pet that has better tattoos than you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanglorious

Word of 2017"

Remember Numberwang? Well it ain't 8 inches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope

That's so 2016

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

you can see my balls if like pal I'll gladly put them on your chin sweetheart

You could try but expect to be castrated from my teeth

mmm kinky I like kinky I might keep you as a pet

A pet that has better tattoos than you

Is this play ground talk? 'Oooo my dads harder than your dad' hahaha!

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By * inch DanMan over a year ago

Chinnor

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

you can see my balls if like pal I'll gladly put them on your chin sweetheart

You could try but expect to be castrated from my teeth

There you go again with that cruel nasty streak. We all just want some lovin

Hold on I'm just getting my violin ont

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dad is more Wanglorious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

you can see my balls if like pal I'll gladly put them on your chin sweetheart

You could try but expect to be castrated from my teeth

mmm kinky I like kinky I might keep you as a pet

A pet that has better tattoos than you

yeah but your shorter, it's a scientifically proven fact that real men are six foot and over...I didn't just make that up honestly

plus you look like Eddie Hitler out of bottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

you can see my balls if like pal I'll gladly put them on your chin sweetheart

You could try but expect to be castrated from my teeth

There you go again with that cruel nasty streak. We all just want some lovin

Hold on I'm just getting my violin ont "

Heathcliff it's me Cathy I've come home......

Cruel cruel boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He actually looks like the milky bar kid hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope

That's so 2016"

Oh well excuse me

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By * inch DanMan over a year ago

Chinnor

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

you can see my balls if like pal I'll gladly put them on your chin sweetheart

You could try but expect to be castrated from my teeth

There you go again with that cruel nasty streak. We all just want some lovin

Hold on I'm just getting my violin ont

Heathcliff it's me Cathy I've come home......

Cruel cruel boy

Taxi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dolce get with the programme, come to Cork, the land of milk and honey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what part of here was you from

Oadby pal

ah not far from me I'm an Eyres Monsell lad

Said oadby to sound posh, I'm actually a saff lad Hahahaha!!!

lad what you have just written kinda sums you up you were ripping the lad from ryslip with your mates

Mates? Where did u get that from? If you actually slip on your jack dugworth bottle top glasses you will read the thread properly and see that he lives in the same area where I come from, cut me some slack please mate I'm not into bondage haha point is you were ripping into the lad from ryslip as a little click if that word suffices there to read and it was duckworth

They were all ripping each other and to be fair it was pretty silly and good natured.

Seems like you're the one with the issue

as i said not what i read

dude read the rules! never disagree with a sexy women with huge tits .....wait I've lost my train of thought mmm tits

Has your mum got huge tits? Is that where you learned it from?

Or you obviously haven't a pair of balls and dribble when you see you see tits

you can see my balls if like pal I'll gladly put them on your chin sweetheart

You could try but expect to be castrated from my teeth

There you go again with that cruel nasty streak. We all just want some lovin

Hold on I'm just getting my violin ont

Heathcliff it's me Cathy I've come home......

Cruel cruel boy

Taxi "

I'm bereft

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

"Poor OP. He came out get his wang glorified and turned into a banter thread. Poor penis.

serious question you any good at making sandwiches ?"

Sorry, I don't speak 'banter'. But if you have anything funny to say, send a pigeon

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Gawd knows why I deleted that penultimate post. Drink and high on dick pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The pigeon might die laughing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poor OP. He came out get his wang glorified and turned into a banter thread. Poor penis.

serious question you any good at making sandwiches ?

Sorry, I don't speak 'banter'. But if you have anything funny to say, send a pigeon "

pigeon post is out dated, we have internet now where we can send emails, and also mobile phones which can send 'sms' messages, pigeons are no longer needed, hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poor OP. He came out get his wang glorified and turned into a banter thread. Poor penis.

serious question you any good at making sandwiches ?

Sorry, I don't speak 'banter'. But if you have anything funny to say, send a pigeon "

is that a yes or no ? on the sandwich making

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gawd knows why I deleted that penultimate post. Drink and high on dick pics "

I know. I thought it was funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Double wow just wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dolce get with the programme, come to Cork, the land of milk and honey "

To be sure, to be sure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be your token leprechaun be goorah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Double wow just wow"

Remember Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine?

That's not you is it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No that fucker was just ripping me off.... Imposter

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By *reakShow90Man over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Iam not hung at all I just have small hands and thin legs makes me look huge

Bit of a let down when it's on show to the ladies

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

"Poor OP. He came out get his wang glorified and turned into a banter thread. Poor penis.

serious question you any good at making sandwiches ?

Sorry, I don't speak 'banter'. But if you have anything funny to say, send a pigeon

is that a yes or no ? on the sandwich making "

Pfft! I have staff to do that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Showing my age now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No that fucker was just ripping me off.... Imposter "

Sheriff Fatman - it's a song title before you get offended

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iam not hung at all I just have small hands and thin legs makes me look huge

Bit of a let down when it's on show to the ladies

You looks like uncle fester , sorry I had to say it hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont do offense don't worry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You looks like uncle fester , sorry I had to say it hahaha "

Wow just wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iam not hung at all I just have small hands and thin legs makes me look huge

Bit of a let down when it's on show to the ladies

You looks like uncle fester , sorry I had to say it hahaha "

Jeepers. That's a bit of a statement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you say I am classed as a hung cock with size of 8 and half inches

all pending wot the size is, as no standard unlike for boobies mrs

"
?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poor OP. He came out get his wang glorified and turned into a banter thread. Poor penis.

serious question you any good at making sandwiches ?

Sorry, I don't speak 'banter'. But if you have anything funny to say, send a pigeon

is that a yes or no ? on the sandwich making

Pfft! I have staff to do that "

can i borrow you staff ? my d*unk ass is hungry but ''d*unk/to lazy to move''

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't think it's that's size. I'm a tad under 8 and l think I'm bigger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now I've got Bob Marley I shot the sheriff on loop on my head Dolce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wounder if this thread turned out like the OP thought it would

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

"Iam not hung at all I just have small hands and thin legs makes me look huge

Bit of a let down when it's on show to the ladies

You looks like uncle fester , sorry I had to say it hahaha "

Oh dear.

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By *reakShow90Man over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

"Iam not hung at all I just have small hands and thin legs makes me look huge

Bit of a let down when it's on show to the ladies

You looks like uncle fester , sorry I had to say it hahaha "

Well I may not good looking but iam not ugly on the inside

Also it's fine would take more then a shit come back to get to me

If I had to pick I would of gone with mini me or hellraiser maybe the guy out of the bond movie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought that a gallows had to be involved for someone to be hung but you learn something new every day

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