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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got vodka and garlic dough balls.
What can I get you?
Could I get a scrumpy cider please xx
Yeah. Ive only got plastic glasses though. "
Just gimme the bottle then  |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I've got vodka and garlic dough balls.
What can I get you?
Could I get a scrumpy cider please xx
Yeah. Ive only got plastic glasses though.
Just gimme the bottle then "
Please is the word you're looking for! And a fiver tip.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vodka lime and lemon please. Oh and maybe some salted nuts.
Help yourself to the nuts. You can find them almost everywhere at the Fab bar. "
Now that's not an offer a lady hears every day.... |
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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Have you got any wine please? A chilled bottle of rosé would go down a treat right now 
Of course and a nice clean glass. "
Thank you pretty lady...but after the week I've had I think I'll save on the washing up and forego the glass  |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Have you got any wine please? A chilled bottle of rosé would go down a treat right now
Of course and a nice clean glass.
Thank you pretty lady...but after the week I've had I think I'll save on the washing up and forego the glass "
As long as you stick your little pinky out as you sup then no one can judge. |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"What you need ask 
I'm trying to be professional!
What 
It's been known you know.
Got any proof
Are you my boss in disguise?
No but we speak often. The poor fool "
Put a good word in. I need a pay rise. PP exepects me to buy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a large glass of Malbec please (one of those that you can fit a whole bottle in) and some tapas please
I've got some ryvita and pickled onions. I can call you senorita though. "
that'll do...im not a food snob |
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a non drinker but a cuppa would be great ,,,thanks,,,,,,,,,tips for excellent service |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"a non drinker but a cuppa would be great ,,,thanks,,,,,,,,,tips for excellent service"
Oh tips are always welcome.
You in the blue by the dart board I said tips! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coffee please, milk warmed and two sugars. Thank you. X
There's always one. I hate kettles!
Ok il have a then.
Nearly as much as I hate people who change their minds. "
Had to change my profile picture as i just realised i walked into a bar with my cock out |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Coffee please, milk warmed and two sugars. Thank you. X
There's always one. I hate kettles!
Ok il have a then.
Nearly as much as I hate people who change their minds.
Had to change my profile picture as i just realised i walked into a bar with my cock out "
You know I hadn't noticed! |
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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Have you got any wine please? A chilled bottle of rosé would go down a treat right now
Of course and a nice clean glass.
Thank you pretty lady...but after the week I've had I think I'll save on the washing up and forego the glass
As long as you stick your little pinky out as you sup then no one can judge. "
Ha ha ha...it's a deal. I love getting my little pinky out  |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Please can I have a large zinfandel
Yes. Yes you can
You are a gem. What have I missed in this bar? "
A short recap...the drinks are flowing but no one has put any tunes on the juke box. I reckon I need some bouncers. The strong, handsome naked types. I'm not anticipating trouble but you know its better to be safe than sorry. I've run out of nuts and some people have asked for coffee/ tea so I'm keeping a closer eye on them. |
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"Please can I have a large zinfandel
Yes. Yes you can
You are a gem. What have I missed in this bar?
A short recap...the drinks are flowing but no one has put any tunes on the juke box. I reckon I need some bouncers. The strong, handsome naked types. I'm not anticipating trouble but you know its better to be safe than sorry. I've run out of nuts and some people have asked for coffee/ tea so I'm keeping a closer eye on them. "
I'll stick some tunes on now. What do you fancy barkeep?
Yes naked bouncers are a must.
Hot drinks is it saga day? |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board
I've got Diary Lee!
when did he turn up "
Talking of cheese...
How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?
He double Gloucester
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board
I've got Diary Lee!
when did he turn up
Talking of cheese...
How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?
He double Gloucester
"
I'm stealing that |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board
I've got Diary Lee!
when did he turn up
Talking of cheese...
How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?
He double Gloucester
I'm stealing that"
Thief!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board
I've got Diary Lee!
when did he turn up
Talking of cheese...
How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?
He double Gloucester
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haha good one some fella threw a lump of cheddar at me today i didnt think it was very mature |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board
I've got Diary Lee!
when did he turn up
Talking of cheese...
How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?
He double Gloucester
I'm stealing that
Thief!
"
Possession is 9/10 of the law
Some call an exorcist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board
I've got Diary Lee!
when did he turn up
Talking of cheese...
How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?
He double Gloucester
I'm stealing that
Thief!
"
It's going over well on Facebook. I've credited you of course  |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"you know what wasnt going to but go on il have a glass of rioja and a cheese board
I've got Diary Lee!
when did he turn up
Talking of cheese...
How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?
He double Gloucester
I'm stealing that
Thief!
It's going over well on Facebook. I've credited you of course "
Riding on the crest of my glory. It's a personal story I've heard so many times before... |
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