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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

After watching guardians of the galaxy 2 trailer who knew a talking baby tree who can only say three words could be so awesome!!

I am groooooooot

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By *cotsguyyMan over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

Nobody steps on a church in my town!

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By *hangovCouple over a year ago

sheffield

What do you think I want you mean old bastard, I want a fucking room

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By *tillwaterMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up glue sniffing.. Airplane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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By *rozacMan over a year ago

london

It cant rain all the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We've got lumps of it round the back! ... Gotta love The life of Brian!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're only suppose to blow the bloody doors off!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Our lives are not our own. we are bound to others, past and present. And by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

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By *tillwaterMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"We've got lumps of it round the back! ... Gotta love The life of Brian!

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy

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By * inch DanMan over a year ago

Chinnor

I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Listen. You smell something?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

4 fried chickens and a .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've got lumps of it round the back! ... Gotta love The life of Brian!

Awesome. Love monty python

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're talking to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

freeze!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have you heard the good news ? " yeah there's cookies"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right turn Clyde"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/12/16 06:11:38]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're a sad, strange little man and I pity you" Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story. (And occasionally the voice inside my head when I think of my ex).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right get it correct this time..

Everybody be cool this is a robbery..

Any of you pigs move and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you..

Cue the music...

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"We've got lumps of it round the back! ... Gotta love The life of Brian!

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy"

Does anyone else find the name Biggus Dickus Funny?...

He has a wife you know.. Do you know what her name is?

It's Incontinentia....

Incontinentia Buttocks!

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've got lumps of it round the back! ... Gotta love The life of Brian!

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy

Does anyone else find the name Biggus Dickus Funny?...

He has a wife you know.. Do you know what her name is?

It's Incontinentia....

Incontinentia Buttocks!"

Crucifixion?

Good.

Line on the left, one cross each.

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By *igmatt82Man over a year ago

birmingham

"All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!"

Haha dusk till dawn haha top movie

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

...not to worry we are still fliying harf a ship.....

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

....You have no idear of the power of the dark side....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This isn't about sex, Gary, it's about trust! It's the eye of the needle, Gary, and we must both pass through it. Ok. Let's do it. [drops pants] I'll make sure nobody's watching. [looks around] Ok....... Go!!!

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By *igjrvMan over a year ago

blackwood

My top 3...

It's like a bunch of retards trying to fuck a door knob out there!!!

Dodge ball

"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listenin' to her enough, or somethin'. I don't know, I wasn't really payin' attention."

Dumb and dumber.

This is a nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish.

Bad boys 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Go on fella, unleash hell

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By *SPrincessWoman over a year ago

Nowhere near you

"I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference. "

This

1000 years from now there'll be no guys and no girls. Just wankers.

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By *cotsguyyMan over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

Yes. It's true.

He has no dick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there is no way no way that you cudda come from ma loins, first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the face

sherriff beaufort t justice

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By *aul happyMan over a year ago

tilgate crawley

face off............... I could eat a peach for hours ...................

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Niot a line...but when Indianna Jones shoots the chap with the swords. apparently he was ill that day and not up to the planned fight scene so he improvised.

And the entire Casablanca script

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

Thats not a knife; thats a knife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No1 puts baby in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like dags

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pervert ! I'm not a pervert ! I was just looking for turbo man doll !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

perrywinkle blue boys

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By *iver2015Woman over a year ago

middlesbrough

It smells like big foots dick.

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By *anillaguyMan over a year ago

Kingston

Fix the cigarette lighter

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By *cotsguyyMan over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

"Niot a line...but when Indianna Jones shoots the chap with the swords. apparently he was ill that day and not up to the planned fight scene so he improvised.

And the entire Casablanca script"

If I remember rightly it wasn't just him. A lot of the crew had food poisoning too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/12/16 11:04:17]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't need a gun

I have a donk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"

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By *elnkazCouple over a year ago

cheshire

Warriors come out to play plaaaayyyyyy

Do ya feel lucky punk..

Oh I ain't gonna hit him..... the hell I ain't.

Love them all

Del

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and don't call me Shirley ......

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

Young lady you have taste xx

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

You're gonna need a bigger boat

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By *rladytoyMan over a year ago

bournemouth

"After watching guardians of the galaxy 2 trailer who knew a talking baby tree who can only say three words could be so awesome!!

I am groooooooot

Chopper reid- 'now look what youve done, your mums upset' haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's 200 miles, dark and we are both wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

Blues brothers

I'll get you a job on the bins Jimmy, she told me you are good at going up and down in alleyways.

Who you looking for?

Ferdi.... I'm looking for Ferdi

Him not in, him gone out!!

Quadrophenia.

Where's yer tool

What tool?

THIS FACKING TOOL....

I'm the FACKING daddy now.

Scum

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

Who's this

Peawee!

No shit.. You have a plank to tie him to so he don't fall in?

Porkies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Remember; everytime you assume, you make an asshole, out of yourself" - Slammin' Salmon

"Hey, big fan [of you]", "Why wouldn't you be?" - Scott Pilgrim Vs The World.

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"After watching guardians of the galaxy 2 trailer who knew a talking baby tree who can only say three words could be so awesome!!

I am groooooooot

We've got one of those little dancing Groot trees!

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By *iver2015Woman over a year ago

middlesbrough

""Remember; everytime you assume, you make an asshole, out of yourself" - Slammin' Salmon

"Hey, big fan [of you]", "Why wouldn't you be?" - Scott Pilgrim Vs The World.

I love Scott Pilgrim Vs The World!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We are oft to blame in this, tis too much proved that with devotions visage and pious action we do oh sugar the devil himself."

"What does that mean?"

"Spare the rod....." (hits with stick)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hulk............Smash!

Simple but makes me do a little fist pump every time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Goose you big stud. Take me to bed and lose me forever"

"Show me the way home, honey"

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?

Private: Sir, Texas, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, private Cowboy! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down!

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By *cotsguyyMan over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

"ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGAWATTS?!?!"

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

Here's a few:

You're probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine."

Ahhhh. I'm touching myself tonight.

I'd go with you, but... I don't want to.

Time to make the chimi-fuckin'-changas.

How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van.

Deadpool.

Have to watch it again now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmmmmm Juicy Fruit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say "what" one more time I dare you I double dare you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Merry Christmas and a happy New year you filthy animal

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Say "what" one more time I dare you I double dare you

Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chunk: [sobbing] Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!

[much later]

Chunk: ...but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here's a few:

You're probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine."

Ahhhh. I'm touching myself tonight.

I'd go with you, but... I don't want to.

Time to make the chimi-fuckin'-changas.

How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van.

Deadpool.

Have to watch it again now

"All the dinosaurs fear the T-Rex"

https://youtu.be/xpdV9aJJaOQ

love it!!

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

Deadpool.

Have to watch it again now

"All the dinosaurs fear the T-Rex"

https://youtu.be/xpdV9aJJaOQ

love it!! "

hahah yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pervert ! I'm not a pervert ! I was just looking for turbo man doll !"

Put the cookie down!

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

Step away from the babysitter!

Risky business

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Step away from the babysitter!

Risky business "

"Hey babysitter, what you doing watching our porn collection."

MILFs and Babysitters Volume VI

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

You mewling quim

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

You can't handle the truth.

Miss

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By *cotsguyyMan over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

[Removed by poster at 09/12/16 13:35:07]

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By *cotsguyyMan over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

"Oh! The professor was right. Two does go into one."

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

"I don't think it's nice you laughin'" Clint Eastwood - Fistful of Dollars.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Doctor Richard Kimble. Go get him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me.'

Brick top- Snatch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thats one big pile of shit"

"Clever girl"

"SHOOT HER!! SHOOT HER!!!"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

After a brief adjustment period and a bunch of drinks, it's a face... I'd be happy to sit on.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

You're gonna kiss the sun and taste the motherfuckin’ rainbow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

"They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Diy hard

Yippee kiy yay mutherfucker

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"...not to worry we are still fliying harf a ship....."

Star wors 3

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Diy hard

Yippee kiy yay mutherfucker"

Seeside, you are a great guy and do some great posts. So, sorry for using your understandable typo, but I would really like to watch DIY hard, where Bruce Willis kicks ass B+Q

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By *arfield36Man over a year ago

bedford

ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH!!!!!

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By *ongleggedfemaleWoman over a year ago

Bucks

"So, lookin' back, Jimmy, what do you feel you have learned most from your experience with The Commitments? Well, that's a tricky question, Terry. But, as I always said, we skipped the light fandango, turned cartwheels 'cross the floor. I was feelin' kinda seasick, but the crowd called out for more. That's very profound, Jimmy. What does it mean? I'm fucked if I know, Terry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. Its my nightmare. Crawling, slithering along the edge of a straight razor....... and surviving "

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Oliver Norville Hardy, and this is my friend, Mr Laurel"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead N**** Storage"?

"You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead N***** ain't my fucking business, that's why!"

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I'm not bad...

I'm just drawn that way..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

America, watch out, here comes Colin Frissel...and he's got a big knooooob!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Joan Collins in 'The Bitch' - Ohhhhh - the guest bathroom is down the hall - delivered with SUCH style

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Diy hard

Yippee kiy yay mutherfucker

Seeside, you are a great guy and do some great posts. So, sorry for using your understandable typo, but I would really like to watch DIY hard, where Bruce Willis kicks ass B+Q

You say sorry then tak the piss.... That a new 1

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

"Diy hard

Yippee kiy yay mutherfucker

Seeside, you are a great guy and do some great posts. So, sorry for using your understandable typo, but I would really like to watch DIY hard, where Bruce Willis kicks ass B+Q

You say sorry then tak the piss.... That a new 1

It was a funny typo, that's all. I like having fun, I would do the same whoever typed it.

Sorry if it came across differently

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

The name's Bond.... James Bond...

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Diy hard

Yippee kiy yay mutherfucker

Seeside, you are a great guy and do some great posts. So, sorry for using your understandable typo, but I would really like to watch DIY hard, where Bruce Willis kicks ass B+Q

You say sorry then tak the piss.... That a new 1

It was a funny typo, that's all. I like having fun, I would do the same whoever typed it.

Sorry if it came across differently

Ok no probloum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Have you ever danced with the devil on a pale moonlight'

Jack Nicholson- Batman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im a cotton headed ninny muggins

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"....You have no idear of the power of the dark side...."

"I am your Father"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'Have you ever danced with the devil on a pale moonlight'

Jack Nicholson- Batman"

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"....You have no idear of the power of the dark side....

"I am your Father"

Star wors 7

wot about that ship ?

That ship !

Thats ships garbige......

The garbige will haf to do.

( if Onley she new )

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"....You have no idear of the power of the dark side....

"I am your Father"

Star wors 7

wot about that ship ?

That ship !

Thats ships garbige......

The garbige will haf to do.

( if Onley she new )

So its a nother deth star........

....ok! so its bigger.

How we blow it up? that's always a way to do that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blackadder: Let's try again shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make?

Baldrick: A very small casserole.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Life finds a way.

Jurassic Park

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Winning..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know now why you cry, but it is something I can never do.

Terminator 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You want the truth?......You can't handle the truth..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hayyyyyyyy you guyyyyyyyyyyys (Kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frankly Scarlett I don't give a dam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kiss, fuck avoid? Best movie ever!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gooooooood morning Vietnaaaaaaaam!

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By *izbitMan over a year ago

St Helens

And God bless us one and all! - tiny Tim / baby kermit

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By *artytwoCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fuckin' bastard"

" Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!

" Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend"

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By *uncpl2Couple over a year ago

stockport

Your going to look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no FUCKING teeth ...... Blues brothers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And God bless us one and all! - tiny Tim / baby kermit

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By *unandbuckCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

Flag: "This is the deal: You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die. You irritate or vex me... and guess what? You die"

HQ "I'm known for being quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you."

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

Odball, "Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"

Moriarty, "Crap!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'...you climb obstacles like old people fuck...'

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

I wont kill you but I dont have to save you. Jack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you want to play with the big dogs, then don't piss like a puppy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of my favourite films ~ Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Rory Breaker says "If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive. Now do you understand everything I've just said? Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya . Now Mr Bubble & Squeak, you may enlighten me. ..... Genius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I AM GODZILLA .... YOU ARE TOKYO

(THINGS TO DO IN DENVER WHEN YOURE DEAD)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs Patterson.....you cheeky girl

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