We normally end up being like the Griswalds on Lampoon Christmas and jamming an oversize thing up against the ceiling. It blocks one end of the settee so we all have to shuffle up to the other end
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Is it wrong to finish a relationship because of a massive difference in sexual appetite? Is not sex one of the most important things about love?"
Did your Christmas Tree have needs that you couldn't fulfil?  |
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"Is it wrong to finish a relationship because of a massive difference in sexual appetite? Is not sex one of the most important things about love?
Did your Christmas Tree have needs that you couldn't fulfil? "
Perhaps he was jealous because the fairy on the top was having all the fun? |
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"We normally end up being like the Griswalds on Lampoon Christmas and jamming an oversize thing up against the ceiling. It blocks one end of the settee so we all have to shuffle up to the other end
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That might not be a bad thing!  |
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"We normally end up being like the Griswalds on Lampoon Christmas and jamming an oversize thing up against the ceiling. It blocks one end of the settee so we all have to shuffle up to the other end
That might not be a bad thing! "
It is with gangly teenage kids! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We have just hung a magic tree car freshener up on account of how poor we are 
What, a brand new one?"
No a used one I found in a bin at the local Turkish car wash |
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"We normally end up being like the Griswalds on Lampoon Christmas and jamming an oversize thing up against the ceiling. It blocks one end of the settee so we all have to shuffle up to the other end
That might not be a bad thing!
It is with gangly teenage kids!"
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I've got a ten footer! Just trying to find all the decorations I've squirreled away from last year amongst the presents. I'm actually quite excited about decorating it and hanging up my gingerbread man bunting. |
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"We have just hung a magic tree car freshener up on account of how poor we are
What, a brand new one?
No a used one I found in a bin at the local Turkish car wash "
Collecting your own tree is the traditional way. |
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"We have just hung a magic tree car freshener up on account of how poor we are "
Crikey, the real, brand original, proper Magic Tree?
I have to put up with the misspelt ones that are in packs of three from the pound shop.
I proudly hang my "Tragic Mee" from my rear view mirror.... |
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