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Corn on the cob? Or what would your masturbation fruit and veg of choice be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'd like to try the grapefuit blowjob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've heard an apple pie is good

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

For those into pain a prickly pear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A marrow. Or two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has this thread been inspired by the hot pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nice long n girthy cucumber pl.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to try the grapefuit blowjob"

Oh yes me too, saw it online and wonder how it feels

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd like to try the grapefuit blowjob

Oh yes me too, saw it online and wonder how it feels "

No idea, but it'll help with scurvy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has this thread been inspired by the hot pics

Err, maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im boring think id just stick with a chunky long carrott..

cucumber i think would be too girthy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to try the grapefuit blowjob

Oh yes me too, saw it online and wonder how it feels

No idea, but it'll help with scurvy

Given the fact she wears security glasses to protect her eyes of grapefruit juices

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frozen peas, in a condom.

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

Just tried corn this season & while it was good I think I'll stick with bananas

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By *elnkazCouple over a year ago

cheshire

"I'd like to try the grapefuit blowjob"
cant stand grapefruit..lol. k

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just tried corn this season & while it was good I think I'll stick with bananas

Bananas get to messy for me. Plus I like to bounce.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All these selfish requests, I'm a gentleman so I would eat pineapples despite them being very acidic so that the lady could enjoy her blowjob

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By *ne Fish Two FishCouple over a year ago

London

A nice Butternut Squash to slide in and sit on

x Emm x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just tried corn this season & while it was good I think I'll stick with bananas

Bananas get to messy for me. Plus I like to bounce.

xxx"

Try freezing them first

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

If you peel a large chunk of cucumber it is quite acceptable as a foofi stuffer as it's quite slippery and warms up as you use it .... ermmm so I've been told

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frozen peas, in a condom."

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They look very unripe.

I'm an aubergine kinda girl.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"They look very unripe.

I'm an aubergine kinda girl."

Purples's my fave colour

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By *penminded28500Man over a year ago

derry

Ive used carrots on myself but cuccumber would be to much girth for me

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Ive used carrots on myself but cuccumber would be to much girth for me

Cucumbers are softer and more malleable than a carrot, treat ya sel and give it a go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone tried rhubarb?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just tried corn this season & while it was good I think I'll stick with bananas

Bananas get to messy for me. Plus I like to bounce.

xxx

Try freezing them first

Wouldn't that make me fridged?

xxx

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By *rimo4uMan over a year ago

north kensington w10

All this talk of fruit and veg is making my hungry!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Anyone tried rhubarb?"

Only in a crumble

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By *penminded28500Man over a year ago

derry

"Ive used carrots on myself but cuccumber would be to much girth for me

Cucumbers are softer and more malleable than a carrot, treat ya sel and give it a go

Il maybe try it but not sure if il fit it in

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you want your fella of the evening to have more girth lube up a bit of celery, pop it in and he gets to enjoy the salad fun as well..

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"If you want your fella of the evening to have more girth lube up a bit of celery, pop it in and he gets to enjoy the salad fun as well.. "

With the groove in the celery it would be like a shoehorn for his cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pomegranate - all those little squishy seeds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to try the grapefuit blowjob

Oh yes me too, saw it online and wonder how it feels "

I have a friend whose had one says it's the best blow job he's ever had

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gherkin - great for jerkin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With the groove in the celery it would be like a shoehorn for his cock

Pretty much yeah xD there's a few toys on the market like it

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"If you want your fella of the evening to have more girth lube up a bit of celery, pop it in and he gets to enjoy the salad fun as well..

With the groove in the celery it would be like a shoehorn for his cock

Pmsfl at this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Did someone say celery?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Rl1u6SUCw

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, I think I've told you about the ex who used a baguette, haven't I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP, I think I've told you about the ex who used a baguette, haven't I?

Crumbs

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, I think I've told you about the ex who used a baguette, haven't I?

Crumbs

I didn't think to ask whether he buttered it or not at the time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avocado pear! Oily, soft and firm as well as tasty - just like the best pussies!

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