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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Having just watched the trailer, the only thought that came to me as she took her knickers off whilst sat at a table, was that if I tried that a) I'd knock the whole table flying in my attempt to be discreet, b) even sexy knickers in my size are huge so I wouldn't be able to pick them up and shove them in my bag, as they wouldn't fit in the bag!
So next time I get taken out for dinner by someone with the phowar factor (to be fair anyone with a pulse would work right now! Lol) I think I'll just go without knickers!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Or you could go to the bathroom and take them off ... "
Did do that once on an evening out, unfortunately the very d*unken conservation between me and the bloke gave it away to the group of lads playing pool next to where we were sitting! They all sniggered as I walked past, but being as pissed as fart lessened the embarrassment factor! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"you should make the film OP, it sounds like a better version (and funny).  "
Think it was the same night my bed got broken! And funnily enough just found the culprit on here after 12 years! |
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"Or you could go to the bathroom and take them off ... "
I JOKED that if asked to do that I would walk back into the bar with them on my head then put them on his to see who was most embarrassed - it was his local not mine
strangely hes never suggested that again .... shame really |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Or you could go to the bathroom and take them off ...
I JOKED that if asked to do that I would walk back into the bar with them on my head then put them on his to see who was most embarrassed - it was his local not mine
strangely hes never suggested that again .... shame really"
Haha! Brilliant! |
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I've said all I needed to say about 50 sog id much rather read the Juliette society by Sasha Grey or my prized print copy of the necrophilia variations by supervert or watch secretary the real Mr Grey |
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Well I'm going to buck the Fabs trend in looking down on this film & say I will be going to see it & have a fun night out with the girls at the same time.
*look for raspberry blowing emoji, uses this instead  |
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"I've said all I needed to say about 50 sog id much rather read the Juliette society by Sasha Grey or my prized print copy of the necrophilia variations by supervert or watch secretary the real Mr Grey "
I won't be rushing to watch this one, the books were pretty dire but thought the films may have been better, not a chance! |
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"Well I'm going to buck the Fabs trend in looking down on this film & say I will be going to see it & have a fun night out with the girls at the same time.
*look for raspberry blowing emoji, uses this instead "
And I hope you have a good night.
I'm just disappointed at the loss of an opportunity to bring bdsm to the masses, instead it became a very frowny version of pretty woman  |
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"Having just watched the trailer, the only thought that came to me as she took her knickers off whilst sat at a table, was that if I tried that a) I'd knock the whole table flying in my attempt to be discreet, b) even sexy knickers in my size are huge so I wouldn't be able to pick them up and shove them in my bag, as they wouldn't fit in the bag!
So next time I get taken out for dinner by someone with the phowar factor (to be fair anyone with a pulse would work right now! Lol) I think I'll just go without knickers! "
Does that work for drive through as well ?? (Not that I'm a cheap skate ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Having just watched the trailer, the only thought that came to me as she took her knickers off whilst sat at a table, was that if I tried that a) I'd knock the whole table flying in my attempt to be discreet, b) even sexy knickers in my size are huge so I wouldn't be able to pick them up and shove them in my bag, as they wouldn't fit in the bag!
So next time I get taken out for dinner by someone with the phowar factor (to be fair anyone with a pulse would work right now! Lol) I think I'll just go without knickers!
Does that work for drive through as well ?? (Not that I'm a cheap skate )"
Do you have a pulse?? Then it would work! |
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