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Siren gets bad wind in certain positions so I thought I'd try and pre-empt it happening and stuck an alka seltzer up her love channel before sex... it didn't work, but boy did she fizz!  |
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Well its all supposed to be fun so why not see the funny side of it. Can happen after anal etc.So as long as it aint during some fella sucking on ya clit..who cares   |
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"Siren gets bad wind in certain positions so I thought I'd try and pre-empt it happening and stuck an alka seltzer up her love channel before sex... it didn't work, but boy did she fizz! "
as long as it wasnt her ass, you dont want another mess on the white couch lol |
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"Siren gets bad wind in certain positions so I thought I'd try and pre-empt it happening and stuck an alka seltzer up her love channel before sex... it didn't work, but boy did she fizz!
as long as it wasnt her ass, you dont want another mess on the white couch lol "
We thought about that and ordered a new lounge suite last year... in brown!
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"Siren gets bad wind in certain positions so I thought I'd try and pre-empt it happening and stuck an alka seltzer up her love channel before sex... it didn't work, but boy did she fizz!
as long as it wasnt her ass, you dont want another mess on the white couch lol
We thought about that and ordered a new lounge suite last year... in brown!
(s'true actually lol ) "
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"So long as you dont follow through... 
stop copying me 
Couldnt stop meself.... Twas a strong curry... 
What was your excuse... 
lube up me arse "
Errm... Was that your excuse...?
Or a request for ass istance
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I was on a meet with a couple one time, posh part of Leeds it was. Banging away, couldn't help myself, and let one rip.
The man said "How dare you fart in front of my wife?"
"Sorry, Guv, i didn't realise it was her turn!"
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