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By *oi_Lucy OP Couple
over a year ago
Barbados |
So here I am, sat on the sofa at 4am... poorly and unable to sleep... aaaaannnyway.....
Thought I'd flick through the TV channels in the adult section of the menu and the Babestation (and similar) channels... boredom, curiosity... not erotica... I have an entire internet's worth of porn at my fingertips for that. It really is both quite amusing and mesmerising watching the women do their booty-bounce phone wiggle thing. It's a bit like trying to pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time.
As someone who has a fantastic sex life, and get to enjoy FFM, MMF and more quite regularly... the whole 'Oooooooh, you could watch TWO of us pretend to be lesbians!' thing is quite amusing as, I guess, it is no longer some kind of ultimate-fantasy to me. I've done it, I enjoy it, and yes I want to keep doing it... but I know what REAL threesomes are like and so it is amusing watching the 'fantasy threesome'-type thing promoted by these women.
I mean, I know they are working, and they are trying to get callers, and to the general vanilla public they still offer a lot of titillation value. And I will admit, some of those women really do have smoking hot bodies and I have to say I do have a peccadillo for the whole enough-lipliner-and-eyeshadow-and-hairspray-to-sink-a-battleship thing. There was one of the channels that had 'asian babe' hour or something and had stuck up some stock piece of 'oriental' wall hanging behind the women to set the scene, but the two women on it looked bored out of their fucking skulls sat there playing with their hair and looking completely disinterested.
So what am I saying... no idea to be honest... it is 4am and I'm feeling rough lol
Maybe I'm thinking something along the lines of.... considering I know how fake, staged, and fantasy it is... and considering I can get the 'real' thing quite easily... why do I find watching their pouting and phone wiggling so mesmerising?
Don't worry... I've changed channel now... am now watching some kids show explainging to 10 year olds how skin grafts work. Clearly there is absolutely no horn here at all right now. Hey, at least I appear to have stopped vommiting.
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over a year ago
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HahaHaha your post made me chuckle. I've tried the phone wiggle bum bounce move a lot (usually on nights out to lure in the fellas) and it's bloody hard! Maybe patty head belly rub would be easier (and more enticing) 
Hope you feel better soon...skin grafts for kids...bring back Scooby doo and Hong Kong Fooey...no wonder kids are so headfucked these days!  |
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I find it amusing, the first couple of channels are standard fare, the best bit is the channel with 3 or 4 girls on the bed, going fucking mental, all out of sync.....kinda looks like their being electrocuted. |
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over a year ago
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A lot of the girls on babe station look bored, its like they are frightened to move in case they mess up their hair, apart from one, who looks like she's had way too much coffee, and bends over backwards (literally) to give a good performance.
Its funny the things you watch when you have insomnia |
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By *oi_Lucy OP Couple
over a year ago
Barbados |
Ha, just woken up after managing a few hours sleep. The responses to this thread certainly made me chuckle 
MissDeMena, so we going to see any pics of you phone wiggling arse bouncing skills? As for the kids programs, this was a 4am and I think a Canadian production. If any kids were awake then they are probably already fucked in the head lolBut I have to say, I learnt all sorts of things last night... quite instructional!
angel_n_tree, I've not seen the four on a bed ones yet... but your description of them sounds epic. I'll have to subject myself to more late night research!
kinkybutler, yeah I think there is definitely an art to it, and some of the women can actually put on a good show and look quite alluring... whereas some of them... you can see just how hard they are trying, but just not quite getting it.
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