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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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Yes I know, it's not Thursday yet, but I need special dispensation!!!.......They have TOTALLY messed up my local Sainsbury's, everything has moved, there's never any hot chicken tikka left by the time I get there because what the hell workman wants 'made-in-front-of-you-Sushi' for lunch in suburban Surrey anyway?? "Come on Tarquin, lets sit in the van and share some Tamaki"?? I don't think so!!
And while I'm at it, who stole smooth Andrex tissue anyway?? Maybe my tender virgin ass does not want yer rotten quilty patterns!!
Yada yada yada......   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have spare tikka in my fridge and I only buy smooth loo roll with puppies on it.
I also have a massage chair... sounds like you need to de-stress  "
Might get messy with the tikkia |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"I have spare tikka in my fridge and I only buy smooth loo roll with puppies on it.
I also have a massage chair... sounds like you need to de-stress "
I'm fine - I cooked my own tikka, bought Sainsbury's smooth loo roll, and even made a huge pan of lentil soup!!
I'm just trying to stir up trouble......  |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"I have spare tikka in my fridge and I only buy smooth loo roll with puppies on it.
I also have a massage chair... sounds like you need to de-stress
Might get messy with the tikkia"
Could end up all over me!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have spare tikka in my fridge and I only buy smooth loo roll with puppies on it.
I also have a massage chair... sounds like you need to de-stress "
Fnar puppies
Cool |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes I know, it's not Thursday yet, but I need special dispensation!!!.......They have TOTALLY messed up my local Sainsbury's, everything has moved, there's never any hot chicken tikka left by the time I get there because what the hell workman wants 'made-in-front-of-you-Sushi' for lunch in suburban Surrey anyway?? "Come on Tarquin, lets sit in the van and share some Tamaki"?? I don't think so!!
And while I'm at it, who stole smooth Andrex tissue anyway?? Maybe my tender virgin ass does not want yer rotten quilty patterns!!
Yada yada yada...... "
#first world problems
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"people care that much about loo roll? wow..
Err yeah,it has to be quilted for me! If there's no quilted then I go without!  "
I've just looked on the packet - they nick at least 40 sheets to make yer rotten quilts lol!! I might defect to Velvet and get mine impregnated with almond milk instead!!  |
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"people care that much about loo roll? wow..
Err yeah,it has to be quilted for me! If there's no quilted then I go without!
I've just looked on the packet - they nick at least 40 sheets to make yer rotten quilts lol!! I might defect to Velvet and get mine impregnated with almond milk instead!! "
Tescos quilted own brand only for my bottom,I'm really classy |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"people care that much about loo roll? wow..
Err yeah,it has to be quilted for me! If there's no quilted then I go without!
I've just looked on the packet - they nick at least 40 sheets to make yer rotten quilts lol!! I might defect to Velvet and get mine impregnated with almond milk instead!!
Tescos quilted own brand only for my bottom,I'm really classy "
Every little helps!!! |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Yes I know, it's not Thursday yet, but I need special dispensation!!!.......They have TOTALLY messed up my local Sainsbury's, everything has moved, there's never any hot chicken tikka left by the time I get there because what the hell workman wants 'made-in-front-of-you-Sushi' for lunch in suburban Surrey anyway?? "Come on Tarquin, lets sit in the van and share some Tamaki"?? I don't think so!!
And while I'm at it, who stole smooth Andrex tissue anyway?? Maybe my tender virgin ass does not want yer rotten quilty patterns!!
Yada yada yada......
#first world problems
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Fat lot of help you are - pfffft!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I know, it's not Thursday yet, but I need special dispensation!!!.......They have TOTALLY messed up my local Sainsbury's, everything has moved, there's never any hot chicken tikka left by the time I get there because what the hell workman wants 'made-in-front-of-you-Sushi' for lunch in suburban Surrey anyway?? "Come on Tarquin, lets sit in the van and share some Tamaki"?? I don't think so!!
And while I'm at it, who stole smooth Andrex tissue anyway?? Maybe my tender virgin ass does not want yer rotten quilty patterns!!
Yada yada yada...... "
Hahaha your posts do crack me up  |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Yes I know, it's not Thursday yet, but I need special dispensation!!!.......They have TOTALLY messed up my local Sainsbury's, everything has moved, there's never any hot chicken tikka left by the time I get there because what the hell workman wants 'made-in-front-of-you-Sushi' for lunch in suburban Surrey anyway?? "Come on Tarquin, lets sit in the van and share some Tamaki"?? I don't think so!!
And while I'm at it, who stole smooth Andrex tissue anyway?? Maybe my tender virgin ass does not want yer rotten quilty patterns!!
Yada yada yada......
Hahaha your posts do crack me up "
I just saw your other xmas avatar, hahahaha!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes I know, it's not Thursday yet, but I need special dispensation!!!.......They have TOTALLY messed up my local Sainsbury's, everything has moved, there's never any hot chicken tikka left by the time I get there because what the hell workman wants 'made-in-front-of-you-Sushi' for lunch in suburban Surrey anyway?? "Come on Tarquin, lets sit in the van and share some Tamaki"?? I don't think so!!
And while I'm at it, who stole smooth Andrex tissue anyway?? Maybe my tender virgin ass does not want yer rotten quilty patterns!!
Yada yada yada......
Hahaha your posts do crack me up
I just saw your other xmas avatar, hahahaha!! "
Hahaha just playing the role to the max like your new profile pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes I know, it's not Thursday yet, but I need special dispensation!!!.......They have TOTALLY messed up my local Sainsbury's, everything has moved, there's never any hot chicken tikka left by the time I get there because what the hell workman wants 'made-in-front-of-you-Sushi' for lunch in suburban Surrey anyway?? "Come on Tarquin, lets sit in the van and share some Tamaki"?? I don't think so!!
And while I'm at it, who stole smooth Andrex tissue anyway?? Maybe my tender virgin ass does not want yer rotten quilty patterns!!
Yada yada yada...... "
Tarquin doesn't like Tamaki, he givesaid his to me.
Traquin prefers a wheatgrass smoothie |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Yes I know, it's not Thursday yet, but I need special dispensation!!!.......They have TOTALLY messed up my local Sainsbury's, everything has moved, there's never any hot chicken tikka left by the time I get there because what the hell workman wants 'made-in-front-of-you-Sushi' for lunch in suburban Surrey anyway?? "Come on Tarquin, lets sit in the van and share some Tamaki"?? I don't think so!!
And while I'm at it, who stole smooth Andrex tissue anyway?? Maybe my tender virgin ass does not want yer rotten quilty patterns!!
Yada yada yada......
Hahaha your posts do crack me up
I just saw your other xmas avatar, hahahaha!!
Hahaha just playing the role to the max like your new profile pic"
Thanks - I'm touched how popular it seems to be!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Helpful hints:
Make your own hot chicken tikka.
Bulk buy own brand toilet tissue and use nappy cream on your butt every night.
They move things about to make us walk around dumbfounded, hoping we spot something else on our travels, and spend more money. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes I know, it's not Thursday yet, but I need special dispensation!!!.......They have TOTALLY messed up my local Sainsbury's, everything has moved, there's never any hot chicken tikka left by the time I get there because what the hell workman wants 'made-in-front-of-you-Sushi' for lunch in suburban Surrey anyway?? "Come on Tarquin, lets sit in the van and share some Tamaki"?? I don't think so!!
And while I'm at it, who stole smooth Andrex tissue anyway?? Maybe my tender virgin ass does not want yer rotten quilty patterns!!
Yada yada yada......
Hahaha your posts do crack me up
I just saw your other xmas avatar, hahahaha!!
Hahaha just playing the role to the max like your new profile pic"
Are you Bad Santa? |
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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago
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"Yes I know, it's not Thursday yet, but I need special dispensation!!!.......They have TOTALLY messed up my local Sainsbury's, everything has moved, there's never any hot chicken tikka left by the time I get there because what the hell workman wants 'made-in-front-of-you-Sushi' for lunch in suburban Surrey anyway?? "Come on Tarquin, lets sit in the van and share some Tamaki"?? I don't think so!!
And while I'm at it, who stole smooth Andrex tissue anyway?? Maybe my tender virgin ass does not want yer rotten quilty patterns!!
Yada yada yada......
Hahaha your posts do crack me up
I just saw your other xmas avatar, hahahaha!!
Hahaha just playing the role to the max like your new profile pic
Are you Bad Santa? "
I'm a really Bad Santa.......i've got an Easter Bunny outfit on.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes I know, it's not Thursday yet, but I need special dispensation!!!.......They have TOTALLY messed up my local Sainsbury's, everything has moved, there's never any hot chicken tikka left by the time I get there because what the hell workman wants 'made-in-front-of-you-Sushi' for lunch in suburban Surrey anyway?? "Come on Tarquin, lets sit in the van and share some Tamaki"?? I don't think so!!
And while I'm at it, who stole smooth Andrex tissue anyway?? Maybe my tender virgin ass does not want yer rotten quilty patterns!!
Yada yada yada......
Hahaha your posts do crack me up
I just saw your other xmas avatar, hahahaha!!
Hahaha just playing the role to the max like your new profile pic
Are you Bad Santa? "
The baddest of them all lol out of control |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Helpful hints:
Make your own hot chicken tikka.
Bulk buy own brand toilet tissue and use nappy cream on your butt every night.
They move things about to make us walk around dumbfounded, hoping we spot something else on our travels, and spend more money. "
But the one they do is so delicious to pick up on my way back from the stables, and oven baked chicken thigh is perfect for my lo-carb diet! 
I'll stick to posh loo roll and forgo the creamy bum I think - though we horsey ladies always buy Sudocrem in bulk for the little ponies!
I'm happy for them to re-gig the store, even put in an Argos.....but a Sushi station?? Really??? This isn't bloody Shoreditch lol! I give it a month or two at the outside!
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Yes I know, it's not Thursday yet, but I need special dispensation!!!.......They have TOTALLY messed up my local Sainsbury's, everything has moved, there's never any hot chicken tikka left by the time I get there because what the hell workman wants 'made-in-front-of-you-Sushi' for lunch in suburban Surrey anyway?? "Come on Tarquin, lets sit in the van and share some Tamaki"?? I don't think so!!
And while I'm at it, who stole smooth Andrex tissue anyway?? Maybe my tender virgin ass does not want yer rotten quilty patterns!!
Yada yada yada......
Hahaha your posts do crack me up
I just saw your other xmas avatar, hahahaha!!
Hahaha just playing the role to the max like your new profile pic
Are you Bad Santa?
I'm a really Bad Santa.......i've got an Easter Bunny outfit on.
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Wayward..... |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
...Up on the Downs |
"Yes I know, it's not Thursday yet, but I need special dispensation!!!.......They have TOTALLY messed up my local Sainsbury's, everything has moved, there's never any hot chicken tikka left by the time I get there because what the hell workman wants 'made-in-front-of-you-Sushi' for lunch in suburban Surrey anyway?? "Come on Tarquin, lets sit in the van and share some Tamaki"?? I don't think so!!
And while I'm at it, who stole smooth Andrex tissue anyway?? Maybe my tender virgin ass does not want yer rotten quilty patterns!!
Yada yada yada......
Tarquin doesn't like Tamaki, he givesaid his to me.
Traquin prefers a wheatgrass smoothie"
I suppose Peter Andre might like the Sushi - I see him in there sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes I know, it's not Thursday yet, but I need special dispensation!!!.......They have TOTALLY messed up my local Sainsbury's, everything has moved, there's never any hot chicken tikka left by the time I get there because what the hell workman wants 'made-in-front-of-you-Sushi' for lunch in suburban Surrey anyway?? "Come on Tarquin, lets sit in the van and share some Tamaki"?? I don't think so!!
And while I'm at it, who stole smooth Andrex tissue anyway?? Maybe my tender virgin ass does not want yer rotten quilty patterns!!
Yada yada yada......
#first world problems
Fat lot of help you are - pfffft! "
I've got she butter loo roll if that helps. |
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