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Kim Kardashian eats bananas for breakfast! Discuss!
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over a year ago
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Oh but in CNN breaking news, they are claiming Kanye West has refuted the claims by Fox saying she eats Coco Pops and Wheatabix instead! I see a big lawsuit ahead over this! |
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"they are good for you. 
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep  "
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.  |
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it. "
Think I have. I'm sure there's some cookie dough Ben and Jerry's in the freezer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys, over the pond people are claiming this is going to be bigger than the Trump-Clinton election! "
it is though, and you can eat bananas with ice cream.
This message is approved by the ice cream and banana advisory board. |
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Think I have. I'm sure there's some cookie dough Ben and Jerry's in the freezer "
bet it's nice with bananas?
i'm having pasties here... |
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it. "
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information  |
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Think I have. I'm sure there's some cookie dough Ben and Jerry's in the freezer
bet it's nice with bananas?
i'm having pasties here..."
No bananas though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information "
i was thinking lemons maybe less fattening coz they don't seem to have much sugar in them.
so bored i took my first duck face selfie ever btw... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Think I have. I'm sure there's some cookie dough Ben and Jerry's in the freezer
bet it's nice with bananas?
i'm having pasties here...
No bananas though "
i do have bananas, might slice them up and pop some on top of the pastie near the end, just to warm them up a bit. can lend you one? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information "
Correction: you're a gorgeous repository of pointless information!
(So glad auto-spell didn't do it's customary trick of changing 'repository' to 'suppository'!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information
i was thinking lemons maybe less fattening coz they don't seem to have much sugar in them.
so bored i took my first duck face selfie ever btw... "
Because they're sour tasting? I get that  .
I just fabbed them for you... Looking very merry Mrs clause... And lovely of course! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information
i was thinking lemons maybe less fattening coz they don't seem to have much sugar in them.
so bored i took my first duck face selfie ever btw...
Because they're sour tasting? I get that .
I just fabbed them for you... Looking very merry Mrs clause... And lovely of course! "
yeah because they're sour. i think vit c tastes sour though?
aw thanks, i wasn't fishing for fabs. just giving people a taste for how bored i am.
would you also like to borrow a banana? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information "
lt's a shame Cadbury isn't spelled as 'Cadberry' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information
Correction: you're a gorgeous repository of pointless information!
(So glad auto-spell didn't do it's customary trick of changing 'repository' to 'suppository'! "
Now that would have been funny. Even I'm not deluded enough to think I'd fit up someone's bum... Well maybe a finger |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information
lt's a shame Cadbury isn't spelled as 'Cadberry' "
Oh wow! How amazing would that be?! |
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Think I have. I'm sure there's some cookie dough Ben and Jerry's in the freezer
bet it's nice with bananas?
i'm having pasties here...
No bananas though
i do have bananas, might slice them up and pop some on top of the pastie near the end, just to warm them up a bit. can lend you one?"
Hmmmm can you lend a banana. I mean you'd hardly want it back when I'm finished with it would you. Least not unless you've so real wrong fetishes. Ewwww don't think about that 1  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information
i was thinking lemons maybe less fattening coz they don't seem to have much sugar in them.
so bored i took my first duck face selfie ever btw...
Because they're sour tasting? I get that .
I just fabbed them for you... Looking very merry Mrs clause... And lovely of course!
yeah because they're sour. i think vit c tastes sour though?
aw thanks, i wasn't fishing for fabs. just giving people a taste for how bored i am.
would you also like to borrow a banana?"
I can't beat Bladeys reply haha... He's earned it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Think I have. I'm sure there's some cookie dough Ben and Jerry's in the freezer
bet it's nice with bananas?
i'm having pasties here...
No bananas though
i do have bananas, might slice them up and pop some on top of the pastie near the end, just to warm them up a bit. can lend you one?
Hmmmm can you lend a banana. I mean you'd hardly want it back when I'm finished with it would you. Least not unless you've so real wrong fetishes. Ewwww don't think about that 1 "
i didn't think that offer out did i?
like i meant you could pay me back with another banana when you have some. |
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"Anybody got a razor. I need to slit my wrists"
http://www.evolutionisland.com/product/damascus-steel-straight-razor-with-buffalo-horn-and-brass-handle/
Try this. Go out with style.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information
i was thinking lemons maybe less fattening coz they don't seem to have much sugar in them.
so bored i took my first duck face selfie ever btw...
Because they're sour tasting? I get that .
I just fabbed them for you... Looking very merry Mrs clause... And lovely of course!
yeah because they're sour. i think vit c tastes sour though?
aw thanks, i wasn't fishing for fabs. just giving people a taste for how bored i am.
would you also like to borrow a banana?
I can't beat Bladeys reply haha... He's earned it "
erm people can pay me back with bananas when they have them. |
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information
i was thinking lemons maybe less fattening coz they don't seem to have much sugar in them.
so bored i took my first duck face selfie ever btw...
Because they're sour tasting? I get that .
I just fabbed them for you... Looking very merry Mrs clause... And lovely of course!
yeah because they're sour. i think vit c tastes sour though?
aw thanks, i wasn't fishing for fabs. just giving people a taste for how bored i am.
would you also like to borrow a banana?
I can't beat Bladeys reply haha... He's earned it "
But but but |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information
i was thinking lemons maybe less fattening coz they don't seem to have much sugar in them.
so bored i took my first duck face selfie ever btw...
Because they're sour tasting? I get that .
I just fabbed them for you... Looking very merry Mrs clause... And lovely of course!
yeah because they're sour. i think vit c tastes sour though?
aw thanks, i wasn't fishing for fabs. just giving people a taste for how bored i am.
would you also like to borrow a banana?
I can't beat Bladeys reply haha... He's earned it
But but but "
Don't you mean butt, butt, butt  |
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http://www.evolutionisland.com/product/damascus-steel-straight-razor-with-buffalo-horn-and-brass-handle/
Try this. Go out with style.."
That should do the trick and a steel at 125 dollars |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information
i was thinking lemons maybe less fattening coz they don't seem to have much sugar in them.
so bored i took my first duck face selfie ever btw...
Because they're sour tasting? I get that .
I just fabbed them for you... Looking very merry Mrs clause... And lovely of course!
yeah because they're sour. i think vit c tastes sour though?
aw thanks, i wasn't fishing for fabs. just giving people a taste for how bored i am.
would you also like to borrow a banana?
I can't beat Bladeys reply haha... He's earned it
erm people can pay me back with bananas when they have them. "
Oooh you have spares?  |
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information
i was thinking lemons maybe less fattening coz they don't seem to have much sugar in them.
so bored i took my first duck face selfie ever btw...
Because they're sour tasting? I get that .
I just fabbed them for you... Looking very merry Mrs clause... And lovely of course!
yeah because they're sour. i think vit c tastes sour though?
aw thanks, i wasn't fishing for fabs. just giving people a taste for how bored i am.
would you also like to borrow a banana?
I can't beat Bladeys reply haha... He's earned it
erm people can pay me back with bananas when they have them. "
Never let it be said I don't return shit |
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information
i was thinking lemons maybe less fattening coz they don't seem to have much sugar in them.
so bored i took my first duck face selfie ever btw...
Because they're sour tasting? I get that .
I just fabbed them for you... Looking very merry Mrs clause... And lovely of course!
yeah because they're sour. i think vit c tastes sour though?
aw thanks, i wasn't fishing for fabs. just giving people a taste for how bored i am.
would you also like to borrow a banana?
I can't beat Bladeys reply haha... He's earned it
But but but
Don't you mean butt, butt, butt "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they are good for you.
i approve of this 'news'.
Only fruit that's fattening isn't it. Fuck why am I not asleep
probably you're awake because you have no ice cream?
all fruit is fattening if you eat enough of it.
Rule of thumb is... Anything with 'berry' on the end, is the lowest calorie fruit... I'm a wealth of pointless information
i was thinking lemons maybe less fattening coz they don't seem to have much sugar in them.
so bored i took my first duck face selfie ever btw...
Because they're sour tasting? I get that .
I just fabbed them for you... Looking very merry Mrs clause... And lovely of course!
yeah because they're sour. i think vit c tastes sour though?
aw thanks, i wasn't fishing for fabs. just giving people a taste for how bored i am.
would you also like to borrow a banana?
I can't beat Bladeys reply haha... He's earned it
erm people can pay me back with bananas when they have them.
Never let it be said I don't return shit"
Return shit?? This is just getting worse!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the banana note, you guys should try a banana and golden syrup toastie.
My fave way to have bananas.
That's some sweet shit man "
starting to think you're secretly into this stuff.
i burnt myself on my cheese pastie in case anyone was wondering where i went for a while. |
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"Anybody got a razor. I need to slit my wrists
http://www.evolutionisland.com/product/damascus-steel-straight-razor-with-buffalo-horn-and-brass-handle/
Try this. Go out with style..
That should do the trick and a steel at 125 dollars "
But they are sooooo pretty!! |
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"On the banana note, you guys should try a banana and golden syrup toastie.
My fave way to have bananas.
That's some sweet shit man
starting to think you're secretly into this stuff.
i burnt myself on my cheese pastie in case anyone was wondering where i went for a while."
Think what your trying to say is this shits getting real...... ffs somebody shoot me now |
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"Anybody got a razor. I need to slit my wrists
http://www.evolutionisland.com/product/damascus-steel-straight-razor-with-buffalo-horn-and-brass-handle/
Try this. Go out with style..
That should do the trick and a steel at 125 dollars
But they are sooooo pretty!!"
Might not be so pretty when I'm done with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the banana note, you guys should try a banana and golden syrup toastie.
My fave way to have bananas.
That's some sweet shit man
starting to think you're secretly into this stuff.
i burnt myself on my cheese pastie in case anyone was wondering where i went for a while.
Think what your trying to say is this shits getting real...... ffs somebody shoot me now"
Thought you wanted razors... Ffs! Make your mind up man! |
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"On the banana note, you guys should try a banana and golden syrup toastie.
My fave way to have bananas.
That's some sweet shit man
starting to think you're secretly into this stuff.
i burnt myself on my cheese pastie in case anyone was wondering where i went for a while.
Think what your trying to say is this shits getting real...... ffs somebody shoot me now
Thought you wanted razors... Ffs! Make your mind up man! "
You can never be to careful |
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Wow, this is quite a long thread about a subject no one gives a shit about, and this ladies and gentlemen, is how the kardashians, continue to grow their wealth, you have to admit, its a fantastic business model.
And just for the record! I'd enjoy watching Kim kardashian eat a banana, I think she's an attractive girl, and so are her sisters, oh and her mother.
Oh and her step father looks amazing for her age |
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"Wow, this is quite a long thread about a subject no one gives a shit about, and this ladies and gentlemen, is how the kardashians, continue to grow their wealth, you have to admit, its a fantastic business model.
And just for the record! I'd enjoy watching Kim kardashian eat a banana, I think she's an attractive girl, and so are her sisters, oh and her mother.
Oh and her step father looks amazing for her age"
Actually I've found this thread hilarious. Clearly no-one has checked my sources! I made up the whole idea - totally fake news just to see what would happen and BOING!!!! A whole thread develops about all types of weird stuff as a spin-off! Hilarious! Bravo swingers! |
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"Wow, this is quite a long thread about a subject no one gives a shit about, and this ladies and gentlemen, is how the kardashians, continue to grow their wealth, you have to admit, its a fantastic business model.
And just for the record! I'd enjoy watching Kim kardashian eat a banana, I think she's an attractive girl, and so are her sisters, oh and her mother.
Oh and her step father looks amazing for her age
Actually I've found this thread hilarious. Clearly no-one has checked my sources! I made up the whole idea - totally fake news just to see what would happen and BOING!!!! A whole thread develops about all types of weird stuff as a spin-off! Hilarious! Bravo swingers! "
It turned into a bit of a 'let's chat shit' thread |
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"Wow, this is quite a long thread about a subject no one gives a shit about, and this ladies and gentlemen, is how the kardashians, continue to grow their wealth, you have to admit, its a fantastic business model.
And just for the record! I'd enjoy watching Kim kardashian eat a banana, I think she's an attractive girl, and so are her sisters, oh and her mother.
Oh and her step father looks amazing for her age"
They haven't done bad making millions off the back of Kim being on her back (referring of course to the 100% genuine leaking of the sex tape she did to keep up with Paris Hilton)
So seeing as part of their income has evolved from that, could it be said that it is immoral earnings from what could essentially be classed as a kind of prostitution?
Discuss |
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"Wow, this is quite a long thread about a subject no one gives a shit about, and this ladies and gentlemen, is how the kardashians, continue to grow their wealth, you have to admit, its a fantastic business model.
And just for the record! I'd enjoy watching Kim kardashian eat a banana, I think she's an attractive girl, and so are her sisters, oh and her mother.
Oh and her step father looks amazing for her age
Actually I've found this thread hilarious. Clearly no-one has checked my sources! I made up the whole idea - totally fake news just to see what would happen and BOING!!!! A whole thread develops about all types of weird stuff as a spin-off! Hilarious! Bravo swingers!
It turned into a bit of a 'let's chat shit' thread "
arg! i had forgotten about those poop references.
bananas and porridge sounds good, i'm having that for breakfast tomorrow i think. |
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"Wow, this is quite a long thread about a subject no one gives a shit about, and this ladies and gentlemen, is how the kardashians, continue to grow their wealth, you have to admit, its a fantastic business model.
And just for the record! I'd enjoy watching Kim kardashian eat a banana, I think she's an attractive girl, and so are her sisters, oh and her mother.
Oh and her step father looks amazing for her age
Actually I've found this thread hilarious. Clearly no-one has checked my sources! I made up the whole idea - totally fake news just to see what would happen and BOING!!!! A whole thread develops about all types of weird stuff as a spin-off! Hilarious! Bravo swingers!
It turned into a bit of a 'let's chat shit' thread
arg! i had forgotten about those poop references.
bananas and porridge sounds good, i'm having that for breakfast tomorrow i think. "
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Apparently in the 1920's at a fairly famous girl's public school, a girl's punishment would be to have to stand on the end of a table at lunchtime and eat a banana in front of the whole school watching in silence! |
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"Apparently in the 1920's at a fairly famous girl's public school, a girl's punishment would be to have to stand on the end of a table at lunchtime and eat a banana in front of the whole school watching in silence!
I think you're fibbing!! Ive completely lost trust in you now! "
There were two books written by the late comic author Arthur Marshall in which he delved into the strange historic worlds of boys private schools and girls private schools and their curious traditions and funny anecdotes. They were written not as things he'd made up but anecdotes he'd collected from people who had been pupils in those situations. I think the book on girls private schools was entitled "Giggling in the shrubbery". My mum had a copy and often read out the choice bits to us! The one about the girls being punished by being forced to eat a banana while standing on a dining room table in silence in front of the whole school was apparently, if my memory is correct, at one time regular practice at Roedean School near Brighton! By all means check my source if you don't believe me! |
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