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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok let's hear your best chat up lane when out and about I always use I'm sure i know you have we met before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just walk around with a Nutella Jar and ask women if they would like me to spread some on their tits... never worked so far though

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just walk around with a Nutella Jar and ask women if they would like me to spread some on their tits... never worked so far though "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

Haha classical

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FAT PENGUIN!

Just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

Have you spilled you drink on your seats or are you just happy to see me

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me smoother it in baby oil?

What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Excuse me I'm lost can you show me the way to your place.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

Haha.can't imagine you get too many takers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv got a knife. Now get in the van. Works everytime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy going halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does this hanky smell of chloroform to you?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Friends recently got me a t-shirt that says:

Stick with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Friends recently got me a t-shirt that says:

Stick with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2

That's clever lol comming tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Friends recently got me a t-shirt that says:

Stick with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's go home and be the flintstones....

...I will be Fred ,you be Wilma ....we will make the bedrock !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does this hanky smell of chloroform to you?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

True story, when out with a friend many years ago, his line..'would you and your lovely friend like to join us for a drink with a view to sexual intercourse'...and yes it worked..

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By *racy 30Woman over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Let's go home and be the flintstones....

...I will be Fred ,you be Wilma ....we will make the bedrock !!

Do you get a yabba dabba dooo !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

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Hahahaaaaa did it work (Kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"True story, when out with a friend many years ago, his line..'would you and your lovely friend like to join us for a drink with a view to sexual intercourse'...and yes it worked..

Maybe have to try this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's go home and be the flintstones....

...I will be Fred ,you be Wilma ....we will make the bedrock !!

Do you get a yabba dabba dooo ! "

Yabba dabba did

Another flintstones one :

What's the difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai ?

Dubai doesn't show repeats of the flintstones but Abu Dhabi do !

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