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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The insults about "single men" increase...."
As it nears Christmas, some people lose their sense of humour  . And for the life of me i cannot see any insult  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.
Your turn 
The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents "
Of course there are some people who lose their soh and others never had any.
Stressful time Christmas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.
Your turn
The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents
Of course there are some people who lose their soh and others never had any.
Stressful time Christmas "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.
Your turn
The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents
Of course there are some people who lose their soh and others never had any.
Stressful time Christmas
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Shouldn't that be after Christmas? . |
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""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.
Your turn
The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents "
I don't get arsy I just get sad . I don't really it's a pain buying for men! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.
Your turn
The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents
I don't get arsy I just get sad . I don't really it's a pain buying for men!"
Just get some aftershave  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.
Your turn
The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents
I don't get arsy I just get sad . I don't really it's a pain buying for men!"
Oddly enough I stated recently that I've missed buying for a man |
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""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.
Your turn
The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents
I don't get arsy I just get sad . I don't really it's a pain buying for men!
Oddly enough I stated recently that I've missed buying for a man "
God no I don't miss it one bit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guys start dressing there Cocks
I vote we get Santas little helper to the top of men's hot pics I agree  "
I've done my bit.
It's the first time I've considered a cock cute |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.
Your turn
Ha ha us single guys are invisible on this site all year any way "
You have a better chance than the "single" men, nudge nudge,  |
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""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.
Your turn
The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents
I don't get arsy I just get sad . I don't really it's a pain buying for men! Just get some aftershave "
Is that for Mistletosh?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys start dressing there Cocks
I vote we get Santas little helper to the top of men's hot pics I agree
I've done my bit.
It's the first time I've considered a cock cute "
Haha you should see it without its hat and jumper x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""single" men disappear to buy their partners presents.
Your turn
The single women on here who are looking for a relationship get arsey because no one is disappearing to buy them presents
I don't get arsy I just get sad . I don't really it's a pain buying for men! Just get some aftershave
Is that for Mistletosh? "
Yes. Creed please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guys start dressing there Cocks
I vote we get Santas little helper to the top of men's hot pics I agree
I've done my bit.
It's the first time I've considered a cock cute Haha you should see it without its hat and jumper x"
Prove it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The couples who hate each other pretend that they don't and go through the farce of dragging themselves round relatives for the annual dinner and present grab.
Ppl with kids end up manipulated by the ex over who gets access/time.
Ppl who dump their in childcare all year, cannot cope with them after 2 days off school.
People shop like there's a war on... |
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As it gets nearer Christmas I need to get my arse in gear and finish getting the remaining presents bought and wrapped this week. And then plan what boxsets to download onto my tablet to watch at work from 24th through to 30th
Oh and organise a fab party too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The supermarkets become war zones.
The relatives you've not spoken to for 364 days, suddenly want to be your best mate.
The people that ignore you for the year, start to sniff around to see if you've caved in and purchased presents.
The roads are so packed, it's like the zombie apocalypse.
The streets are filled with puking santas and ms santas, either that or they're fucking up against the nightclub alley walls.
The parents of kids break out in cold sweats at the thought of the credit card hit they're gonna take to buy the latest 'must have' tat.
I'm not cynical at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The supermarkets become war zones.
The relatives you've not spoken to for 364 days, suddenly want to be your best mate.
The people that ignore you for the year, start to sniff around to see if you've caved in and purchased presents.
The roads are so packed, it's like the zombie apocalypse.
The streets are filled with puking santas and ms santas, either that or they're fucking up against the nightclub alley walls.
The parents of kids break out in cold sweats at the thought of the credit card hit they're gonna take to buy the latest 'must have' tat.
I'm not cynical at all "
This really made me smile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The supermarkets become war zones.
The relatives you've not spoken to for 364 days, suddenly want to be your best mate.
The people that ignore you for the year, start to sniff around to see if you've caved in and purchased presents.
The roads are so packed, it's like the zombie apocalypse.
The streets are filled with puking santas and ms santas, either that or they're fucking up against the nightclub alley walls.
The parents of kids break out in cold sweats at the thought of the credit card hit they're gonna take to buy the latest 'must have' tat.
I'm not cynical at all
This really made me smile. "
That's Christmas in stoke summed up perfectly |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"The supermarkets become war zones.
The relatives you've not spoken to for 364 days, suddenly want to be your best mate.
The people that ignore you for the year, start to sniff around to see if you've caved in and purchased presents.
The roads are so packed, it's like the zombie apocalypse.
The streets are filled with puking santas and ms santas, either that or they're fucking up against the nightclub alley walls.
The parents of kids break out in cold sweats at the thought of the credit card hit they're gonna take to buy the latest 'must have' tat.
I'm not cynical at all "
Is this the lyric of Cliff's new single? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The supermarkets become war zones.
The relatives you've not spoken to for 364 days, suddenly want to be your best mate.
The people that ignore you for the year, start to sniff around to see if you've caved in and purchased presents.
The roads are so packed, it's like the zombie apocalypse.
The streets are filled with puking santas and ms santas, either that or they're fucking up against the nightclub alley walls.
The parents of kids break out in cold sweats at the thought of the credit card hit they're gonna take to buy the latest 'must have' tat.
I'm not cynical at all
Is this the lyric of Cliff's new single? "
Ooo, now I'm thinking up lyrics for verse 2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The supermarkets become war zones.
The relatives you've not spoken to for 364 days, suddenly want to be your best mate.
The people that ignore you for the year, start to sniff around to see if you've caved in and purchased presents.
The roads are so packed, it's like the zombie apocalypse.
The streets are filled with puking santas and ms santas, either that or they're fucking up against the nightclub alley walls.
The parents of kids break out in cold sweats at the thought of the credit card hit they're gonna take to buy the latest 'must have' tat.
I'm not cynical at all
Is this the lyric of Cliff's new single? "
I'd buy that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The bin men say 'good morning'
The food bill that is usually £60 for the week, rockets to £300 for 2 days.
The neighbours put up such hideous lights, that it reminds you of the red light zone in Amsterdam.
The flights to escape the annual misery jump 200%.
The parties really suck.
The poor suffer more.
The lonely suffer more.
But I'm not cynical at all |
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