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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cudgel and one of my blades. Probs the VG10 kitchen knife. l sharpened that to hair shaving sharp. So if that zombie has a beard, he's fucking in for it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ha! get in...knew there was an advantage to practically living in my shed!
i've got all kinds of shit in here..bill hooks, the one on a long shaft is looking good, i have a chainsaw here too..brilliant short term (don't like the chainsaw long term..gotta find/carry fuel and parts etc for servicing..all that blood and bone etc is horrible in the the air filter and blood isn't kind to metal particularly and you'll start corroding parts unless you strip and oil the saw after every mutilation session) there are various hammers, from pin hammers up to a 12lb sledgehammer, three axes and a pry bar, several spare assorted axe/pick shafts that it would only take a moment to whack some screws through (nails tend to work back through eventually when your rattling them off bony parts like skulls and screws leave a much 'dirtier' wound)
there are two big ass lawnmowers here too if i fancied doing a 'braindead' on 'em.
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My psycho killer cat ..... kills just about anything by ripping its throat out and biting its head clean off. Okay, a zombie would be larger than his normal prey but once he has something in his grasp he turns into a demon cat possessed and won't let go so he'd still be a useful weapon I reckon. |
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over a year ago
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I actually have a 'waster' hand-and-a-half sword in my living room which would essentially function as a faster, lighter, more durable baseball bat, so with a bit of practice I think it'd help keep me safe from a fair bit. |
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"I actually have a 'waster' hand-and-a-half sword in my living room which would essentially function as a faster, lighter, more durable baseball bat, so with a bit of practice I think it'd help keep me safe from a fair bit."
...ok scratch that, a little messing around and it feels NOTHING like a Baseball Bat, rather far more elegant and precise  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ha! get in...knew there was an advantage to practically living in my shed!
i've got all kinds of shit in here..bill hooks, the one on a long shaft is looking good, i have a chainsaw here too..brilliant short term (don't like the chainsaw long term..gotta find/carry fuel and parts etc for servicing..all that blood and bone etc is horrible in the the air filter and blood isn't kind to metal particularly and you'll start corroding parts unless you strip and oil the saw after every mutilation session) there are various hammers, from pin hammers up to a 12lb sledgehammer, three axes and a pry bar, several spare assorted axe/pick shafts that it would only take a moment to whack some screws through (nails tend to work back through eventually when your rattling them off bony parts like skulls and screws leave a much 'dirtier' wound)
there are two big ass lawnmowers here too if i fancied doing a 'braindead' on 'em.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the zombie apocalypse was upon us and you had to defend yourself with a weapon from the room you are currently in, what would you pick?
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I'd wear biker leather and gloves ''never bite though them'' and I'd use a broadsword |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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Ignorance!
I'd ignore the pandemonium all around, hole myself up in my penthouse whilst making plans to raid Aldi at first light for those essential provisions.
Yeah ignorance wins the day.
Failing that, a great big knife! |
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well I'm in the wrong damn room.. I've got a decent size axe in the other room.. all I've got is a dumb bell bar in here.. which means I'm fucked as I'd have to get way to near the zombie ..well within biting range.. |
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over a year ago
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My trusty 6 iron, I'm deadly accurate with it on the golf course so reckon it'd mash up some movie bonces. If that fails me, we've got a couple of 12 gauges and a few thousand rounds naughty towers. That ought to dissuade a few to allow our escape. 
In dire emergencies, I'm gonna run like fuck in the opposite direction.  |
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"ha! get in...knew there was an advantage to practically living in my shed!
i've got all kinds of shit in here..bill hooks, the one on a long shaft is looking good, i have a chainsaw here too..brilliant short term (don't like the chainsaw long term..gotta find/carry fuel and parts etc for servicing..all that blood and bone etc is horrible in the the air filter and blood isn't kind to metal particularly and you'll start corroding parts unless you strip and oil the saw after every mutilation session) there are various hammers, from pin hammers up to a 12lb sledgehammer, three axes and a pry bar, several spare assorted axe/pick shafts that it would only take a moment to whack some screws through (nails tend to work back through eventually when your rattling them off bony parts like skulls and screws leave a much 'dirtier' wound)
there are two big ass lawnmowers here too if i fancied doing a 'braindead' on 'em.
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gotta think ahead. |
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I have a 20kg oly barbell next to me, I better get really strong forearms if I'm going to use this like a staff.
Aside from that a 10-11" kukri style machete, and a wire saw not sure I like my odds :p |
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"ha! get in...knew there was an advantage to practically living in my shed!
i've got all kinds of shit in here..bill hooks, the one on a long shaft is looking good, i have a chainsaw here too..brilliant short term (don't like the chainsaw long term..gotta find/carry fuel and parts etc for servicing..all that blood and bone etc is horrible in the the air filter and blood isn't kind to metal particularly and you'll start corroding parts unless you strip and oil the saw after every mutilation session) there are various hammers, from pin hammers up to a 12lb sledgehammer, three axes and a pry bar, several spare assorted axe/pick shafts that it would only take a moment to whack some screws through (nails tend to work back through eventually when your rattling them off bony parts like skulls and screws leave a much 'dirtier' wound)
there are two big ass lawnmowers here too if i fancied doing a 'braindead' on 'em.
gotta think ahead."
Most definitly .....Stepping away from the shed |
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Why did I have to read this in the bathroom... I think it's fair to say I'm fucked. I've a choice of a loo brush, towels or possibly putting shampoo in their eyes.
Which really stings... Probably the best I've got to hope for. Leave me! Save yourselves! |
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over a year ago
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Cast iron mini pot belly stove. Have some of that! (Well, the first zombie would be bang in trouble. If he had mates along I'd be hard pressed to keep that going for more than a couple of swings) |
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over a year ago
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Shit! Shit! Shit! Looks like my next meal is gonna be some flesh! I'm sat in front of a bunch of lillies a fake santa suit and a load of Xmas decorations. If you see a zombie santa coming after you, you know it's me. |
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well I'm in southern france where pretty much everyone has chainsaws, big knives, shotguns, stun guns and pepper spray are legal here..
I spoke about this with my friends son in the summer, with archery, shooting and fishing gear we're pretty "tooled up"
lol..
"Bring it on - lock and load!" |
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