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rewrite xmas carols for Fab
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God help you single gentleman
Let nothing cause dismay
Remember this is just good fun
A game we all just play
And save us all from cock pictures
To get your wicked way
Good tidings of booby hugs and snogs
Booby hugs and snogs
Good tidings of booby hugs and snogs
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Silent Night,
Layby's not bright,
Doors ajar,
Flashing Lights,
Lady sitting in passenger seat
Two blokes wanking, one sucking her teat.
Dogging now at the local layby.
Dogging's cold in winter, not July!
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Oh single male of Fab forums
How much we see thee wail
About no replies to all your mails
The silent ladies just walk on by
Yet in thy dark hopes shineth
The chance of that yellow highlight
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a strap on would you like it
Up in your bum
Its all wet with lube i'll push it
Right up your bum
Right up your bum
Right up your bum
to the tune of the little drummer boy
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"I have a strap on would you like it
Up in your bum
Its all wet with lube i'll push it
Right up your bum
Right up your bum
Right up your bum
to the tune of the little drummer boy
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No your bloody not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your a bum, your a monk, your cock smells like a skunk.
your an old slut on spunk.
lying there on a prick on a bed.
your a scumbag your a maggot. you got herpes you'll scratch it.
Happy christmas you arse, the size of your cock is a farse.
fairy tale of newpork  |
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
london stratford |
good king went and slapped her bum,
12 made the orgy even.
throw in the odd trannie, her name is claire not stephen.
make it sweaty, dirty too and that is how to party.
god now i am showing my age when i say russel har hartyyyyyyyyyyy!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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O Arse So Tight
Your cheeks so brightly shining,
Tonight's the night
you take all of this girth.
Long has this cock
Been yearning and pining
To slide inside
That bubble butt so sublime.
Thrust in and out
Feeling your arsehole tighten
Slowly at first
Then deeper inside your loins
Fall to your knees
Oh take it deep inside you
Oh tight arsehole divine
Oh shite I think I'm cumming
Oh tight arsehole sublime
Oh shite I've left the condom inside |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On the first day of xmas my true love sent to me a vibrator and a battery
On the second day of xmas my true love sent to me two flaming queens
And a vibrator and a battery
On the third day of xmas my true love sent to me three french johnnies..two flaming queens and a vibrator and a battery
On the fourth day of xmas my true love sent to me 4 call girls..3 french johnnies ..2 flaming queens and a vibrator and a battery
On the fifth day of xmas my true sent to me 5 cock rings ...4 call girls ... 3 french johnnies ..2 flaming queens ...and a vibrator and a battery ...
You get the picture  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Away with a stranger
On a nice hotel bed
Take a break from the kissing
To give him some head
His fingers go wandering
You spread your legs wide
And you gasp with elation
To feel him inside |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Away with a stranger
On a nice hotel bed
Take a break from the kissing
To give him some head
His fingers go wandering
You spread your legs wide
And you gasp with elation
To feel him inside"
Ladies and gentlemen....we have a winner!!  |
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To be sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland...
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Sat on the lav, bell end glistening
You take a pic, of dick a-stiffening
Not a beautiful sight
As you're havin' a shite
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
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.
Profile's shit, you message some birds
Attach a pic, with just a few words
"Hi and here is my schlong."
Now just what could go wrong?
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
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.
You're just a weirdo looking for a blow man
One more guy who wants to fuck around
You'll say you're not married
When you are man
You log on when your wife is out of town
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.
Later on, it transpires
That it's men, you desire
But don't be afraid
You'll now easily get laid
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
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In a meadow you'll put on a show man
With someone who's arse you're gonna pound
Bum fun with a bloke that you don't know man
You'll even give a cheeky reach around
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.
When he blows, ain't it thrilling
And then you know, you'll need drilling
With your bollocks he'll play, in a Fab-straight kinda way
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland...
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.
Sat on the lav, bell end glistening
You take a pic, of dick a-stiffening
Not a beautiful sight
As you're havin' a shite
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
.
.
Profile's shit, you message some birds
Attach a pic, with just a few words
"Hi and here is my schlong."
Now just what could go wrong?
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
.
.
You're just a weirdo looking for a blow man
One more guy who wants to fuck around
You'll say you're not married
When you are man
You log on when your wife is out of town
.
.
Later on, it transpires
That it's men, you desire
But don't be afraid
You'll now easily get laid
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
.
.
In a meadow you'll put on a show man
With someone who's arse you're gonna pound
Bum fun with a bloke that you don't know man
You'll even give a cheeky reach around
.
.
When he blows, ain't it thrilling
And then you know, you'll need drilling
With your bollocks he'll play, in a Fab-straight kinda way
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lick my balls please Jane and holly
Tra la la la laa la la la la
Suck my dick just like a lolly
Tra la la la laa la la la la
In my dungeon, we will have fun, tying you up with each others bras.
Tis a threesome and its jolly
FA la la la laa la la la laaaaa
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"To be sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland...
.
.
Sat on the lav, bell end glistening
You take a pic, of dick a-stiffening
Not a beautiful sight
As you're havin' a shite
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
.
.
Profile's shit, you message some birds
Attach a pic, with just a few words
"Hi and here is my schlong."
Now just what could go wrong?
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
.
.
You're just a weirdo looking for a blow man
One more guy who wants to fuck around
You'll say you're not married
When you are man
You log on when your wife is out of town
.
.
Later on, it transpires
That it's men, you desire
But don't be afraid
You'll now easily get laid
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
.
.
In a meadow you'll put on a show man
With someone who's arse you're gonna pound
Bum fun with a bloke that you don't know man
You'll even give a cheeky reach around
.
.
When he blows, ain't it thrilling
And then you know, you'll need drilling
With your bollocks he'll play, in a Fab-straight kinda way
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland
Walking in Fab Swingers Wonderland!!
"
pure genius, going to have to learn those lyrics  |
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