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You know that "sexy santa" costume you bought from Ann Summers? Or possibly one of those grotty adverts in the back of the Sunday papers? Well I'm sorry to break it to you, but it really isn't sexy. Really REALLY isn't sexy. "Tacky" would be too kind a word for it. "Repellent" would be a little closer. Seriously. The people that tell you how hot you look in it are just focused on the fact they can see your tits and a bit of your gash. So, yeah, sorry and that, but I hate to see you kidding yourself. |
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"You know that "sexy santa" costume you bought from Ann Summers? Or possibly one of those grotty adverts in the back of the Sunday papers? Well I'm sorry to break it to you, but it really isn't sexy. Really REALLY isn't sexy. "Tacky" would be too kind a word for it. "Repellent" would be a little closer. Seriously. The people that tell you how hot you look in it are just focused on the fact they can see your tits and a bit of your gash. So, yeah, sorry and that, but I hate to see you kidding yourself. "
ahem (get it right this time)
...but the grinch one you are wearing is working out just fine....? |
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"You know that "sexy santa" costume you bought from Ann Summers? Or possibly one of those grotty adverts in the back of the Sunday papers? Well I'm sorry to break it to you, but it really isn't sexy. Really REALLY isn't sexy. "Tacky" would be too kind a word for it. "Repellent" would be a little closer. Seriously. The people that tell you how hot you look in it are just focused on the fact they can see your tits and a bit of your gash. So, yeah, sorry and that, but I hate to see you kidding yourself. "
Oooooooh err Mrs. Calm down calm down |
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"You know that "sexy santa" costume you bought from Ann Summers? Or possibly one of those grotty adverts in the back of the Sunday papers? Well I'm sorry to break it to you, but it really isn't sexy. Really REALLY isn't sexy. "Tacky" would be too kind a word for it. "Repellent" would be a little closer. Seriously. The people that tell you how hot you look in it are just focused on the fact they can see your tits and a bit of your gash. So, yeah, sorry and that, but I hate to see you kidding yourself. "
theres a hole in your left shoe, by the way.... Now that IS a public service announcement... |
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"I can't decide if I prefer the passive-aggressive slighted ladies or the faux-cynical swaggering white knights. Stomping huffy people never fail to entertain me. Thank you all, you're too kind.  "
I'm mildly impressed you take it all so seriously. So thank you. |
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"I can't decide if I prefer the passive-aggressive slighted ladies or the faux-cynical swaggering white knights. Stomping huffy people never fail to entertain me. Thank you all, you're too kind.
I'm mildly impressed you take it all so seriously. So thank you. "
you're not really though.... so thats a fib |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"You know that "sexy santa" costume you bought from Ann Summers? Or possibly one of those grotty adverts in the back of the Sunday papers? Well I'm sorry to break it to you, but it really isn't sexy. Really REALLY isn't sexy. "Tacky" would be too kind a word for it. "Repellent" would be a little closer. Seriously. The people that tell you how hot you look in it are just focused on the fact they can see your tits and a bit of your gash. So, yeah, sorry and that, but I hate to see you kidding yourself. "
Hoping you kept the receipt.
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"You know that "sexy santa" costume you bought from Ann Summers? Or possibly one of those grotty adverts in the back of the Sunday papers? Well I'm sorry to break it to you, but it really isn't sexy. Really REALLY isn't sexy. "Tacky" would be too kind a word for it. "Repellent" would be a little closer. Seriously. The people that tell you how hot you look in it are just focused on the fact they can see your tits and a bit of your gash. So, yeah, sorry and that, but I hate to see you kidding yourself.
theres a hole in your left shoe, by the way.... Now that IS a public service announcement..."
Well observed  |
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"I haven't got one. I have an elf outfit instead and I'm gonna wear it so meh 
But that's ok. It's not "sexy Santa" "
I'll be a tacky elf with a tacky Santa. Wait I mean a sexy elf with a tacky Santa who is sexy...what??! |
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"You know that "sexy santa" costume you bought from Ann Summers? Or possibly one of those grotty adverts in the back of the Sunday papers? Well I'm sorry to break it to you, but it really isn't sexy. Really REALLY isn't sexy. "Tacky" would be too kind a word for it. "Repellent" would be a little closer. Seriously. The people that tell you how hot you look in it are just focused on the fact they can see your tits and a bit of your gash. So, yeah, sorry and that, but I hate to see you kidding yourself.
theres a hole in your left shoe, by the way.... Now that IS a public service announcement...
Well observed "
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"I can't decide if I prefer the passive-aggressive slighted ladies or the faux-cynical swaggering white knights. Stomping huffy people never fail to entertain me. Thank you all, you're too kind. "
Winding up people on the Internet - the really orginal, sophisticated way to spend a Friday night. |
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By *amissCouple
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"I can't decide if I prefer the passive-aggressive slighted ladies or the faux-cynical swaggering white knights. Stomping huffy people never fail to entertain me. Thank you all, you're too kind.
Winding up people on the Internet - the really orginal, sophisticated way to spend a Friday night."
It's ok..he's gone to bed now.. |
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