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Minimum order £10 - who wants??  | |||
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"You tease " It's true, honest, was left on my windscreen, they're on fb and twitter n'everything!!!  | |||
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"Damn! I hope you dribble 'said' foodstuffs down your cleavage... and post pics "Ha, I am not the dribbling kind sir....! | |||
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"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it "Hahaha, now there's an offer.... | |||
"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it
Hahaha, now there's an offer.... "lol as long as I can pick it up at a 24hr petrol garage  | |||
"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it
Hahaha, now there's an offer....
lol as long as I can pick it up at a 24hr petrol garage "That gives me anything M&S do!! | |||
"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it
Hahaha, now there's an offer....
lol as long as I can pick it up at a 24hr petrol garage
That gives me anything M&S do!! "Fair point lol are you writing a list as we speak ? | |||
"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it
Hahaha, now there's an offer....
lol as long as I can pick it up at a 24hr petrol garage
That gives me anything M&S do!!
Fair point lol are you writing a list as we speak ?"I am feeling quite peckish!  | |||
"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it
Hahaha, now there's an offer....
lol as long as I can pick it up at a 24hr petrol garage
That gives me anything M&S do!!
Fair point lol are you writing a list as we speak ?
I am feeling quite peckish! "Peckish or hungry for something ? lol | |||
"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it
Hahaha, now there's an offer....
lol as long as I can pick it up at a 24hr petrol garage
That gives me anything M&S do!!
Fair point lol are you writing a list as we speak ?
I am feeling quite peckish!
Peckish or hungry for something ? lol"Pistachio and almond cookies from M&S - been out dancing and could eat a whole packet right now! | |||
"Op I would deliver you anything you wanted whenever you wanted it
Hahaha, now there's an offer....
lol as long as I can pick it up at a 24hr petrol garage
That gives me anything M&S do!!
Fair point lol are you writing a list as we speak ?
I am feeling quite peckish!
Peckish or hungry for something ? lol
Pistachio and almond cookies from M&S - been out dancing and could eat a whole packet right now! "And there I was hoping you were hungry 
I'm afraid my next delivery slot in your area is at 10am once I get home from work | |||
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"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!! "I'm sure the cookies are well worth waiting for and because of the delay the delivery man will wave his tip for you | |||
"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!
I'm sure the cookies are well worth waiting for and because of the delay the delivery man will wave his tip for you "Sorry waver | |||
"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!
I'm sure the cookies are well worth waiting for and because of the delay the delivery man will wave his tip for you "Chris from Ocado in the Raspberry van is never late and I don't have to tip him!! | |||
"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!
I'm sure the cookies are well worth waiting for and because of the delay the delivery man will wave his tip for you
Chris from Ocado in the Raspberry van is never late and I don't have to tip him!! "Chris ? Yes he's a nice guy but his customer service isn't up to my standards | |||
"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!
I'm sure the cookies are well worth waiting for and because of the delay the delivery man will wave his tip for you
Chris from Ocado in the Raspberry van is never late and I don't have to tip him!!
Chris ? Yes he's a nice guy but his customer service isn't up to my standards "I've never tested him I have to say.... | |||
"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!
I'm sure the cookies are well worth waiting for and because of the delay the delivery man will wave his tip for you
Chris from Ocado in the Raspberry van is never late and I don't have to tip him!!
Chris ? Yes he's a nice guy but his customer service isn't up to my standards
I've never tested him I have to say.... "I have heard nothing but bad things about him
You really should allow me to provide you the full service you require | |||
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"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!! " | |||
"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!! "I'll deliver, just not when she wants it lol | |||
"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!! On the menu is - Velvet Cake, Carrot Cake, Chocolate Fudge Cake, Cinnamon Rolls, Oreo Cheesecake......you get the picture!! Ice cream, milkshakes.....all delivered to your door in the middle of the night!!
Minimum order £10 - who wants?? "Ohhhhhhhh diabetes delivered to your door now. Handy | |||
"Ben and Jerry's Phish food ice cream will go down a treat right now xx"You know I tried that on a meet and we were not at all impressed - salted caramel - now that's a different matter! ! | |||
"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!
I'll deliver, just not when she wants it lol"Timing is everything! !  | |||
"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!! On the menu is - Velvet Cake, Carrot Cake, Chocolate Fudge Cake, Cinnamon Rolls, Oreo Cheesecake......you get the picture!! Ice cream, milkshakes.....all delivered to your door in the middle of the night!!
Minimum order £10 - who wants??
Ohhhhhhhh diabetes delivered to your door now.
Handy "Too true - we need low carb cake!! | |||
"Pha, typical man- over promise and under deliver!!!
I'll deliver, just not when she wants it lol
Timing is everything! ! "I have perfect timing. it may just not match with yours, but we could iron out these problems after the first delivery | |||
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"Rescheduled delivery for 10am Sunday lol" Lol, sorry, I was out shovelling shit!! | |||
"Rescheduled delivery for 10am Sunday lol Lol, sorry, I was out shovelling shit!! "I will try once more to deliver then the cookies will be returned to the shop lol | |||
"Rescheduled delivery for 10am Sunday lol Lol, sorry, I was out shovelling shit!!
I will try once more to deliver then the cookies will be returned to the shop lol"He's repossessing my cookies!!!  | |||
"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!! On the menu is - Velvet Cake, Carrot Cake, Chocolate Fudge Cake, Cinnamon Rolls, Oreo Cheesecake......you get the picture!! Ice cream, milkshakes.....all delivered to your door in the middle of the night!!
Minimum order £10 - who wants?? "It said cake delivery not cock delivery 
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"Rescheduled delivery for 10am Sunday lol Lol, sorry, I was out shovelling shit!!
I will try once more to deliver then the cookies will be returned to the shop lol
He's repossessing my cookies!!! "Harsh but fair I think  | |||
"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!! On the menu is - Velvet Cake, Carrot Cake, Chocolate Fudge Cake, Cinnamon Rolls, Oreo Cheesecake......you get the picture!! Ice cream, milkshakes.....all delivered to your door in the middle of the night!!
Minimum order £10 - who wants??
It said cake delivery not cock delivery
lol "There seems to be a BOGOF offer going!! | |||
"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!! On the menu is - Velvet Cake, Carrot Cake, Chocolate Fudge Cake, Cinnamon Rolls, Oreo Cheesecake......you get the picture!! Ice cream, milkshakes.....all delivered to your door in the middle of the night!!
Minimum order £10 - who wants??
It said cake delivery not cock delivery
lol
There seems to be a BOGOF offer going!! "It's a Christmas bonus offer | |||
"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!! On the menu is - Velvet Cake, Carrot Cake, Chocolate Fudge Cake, Cinnamon Rolls, Oreo Cheesecake......you get the picture!! Ice cream, milkshakes.....all delivered to your door in the middle of the night!!
Minimum order £10 - who wants??
It said cake delivery not cock delivery
lol
There seems to be a BOGOF offer going!! "Need to check the use by date | |||
"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!! On the menu is - Velvet Cake, Carrot Cake, Chocolate Fudge Cake, Cinnamon Rolls, Oreo Cheesecake......you get the picture!! Ice cream, milkshakes.....all delivered to your door in the middle of the night!!
Minimum order £10 - who wants??
It said cake delivery not cock delivery
lol
There seems to be a BOGOF offer going!!
Need to check the use by date "Yes, don't want no soft stale cookies!!  | |||
"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!! On the menu is - Velvet Cake, Carrot Cake, Chocolate Fudge Cake, Cinnamon Rolls, Oreo Cheesecake......you get the picture!! Ice cream, milkshakes.....all delivered to your door in the middle of the night!!
Minimum order £10 - who wants??
It said cake delivery not cock delivery
lol
There seems to be a BOGOF offer going!!
Need to check the use by date
Yes, don't want no soft stale cookies!! "They are in perfect condition lol | |||
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"Enabling fat bastards and rich students with munchies to never have to leave their flats?" When you've got the munchies... | |||
"Enabling fat bastards and rich students with munchies to never have to leave their flats? When you've got the munchies..." *And* the money - capiche? You don;t get prize munchies for free in the dead of night, you pay a premium. | |||
"Enabling fat bastards and rich students with munchies to never have to leave their flats? When you've got the munchies... *And* the money - capiche? You don;t get prize munchies for free in the dead of night, you pay a premium. " I know. As a cake loving fat bastard I appreciate the concept, even though I'd never use it. | |||
"Enabling fat bastards and rich students with munchies to never have to leave their flats? When you've got the munchies... *And* the money - capiche? You don;t get prize munchies for free in the dead of night, you pay a premium. I know. As a cake loving fat bastard I appreciate the concept, even though I'd never use it. "Yeah, you'd plan ahead. Easy. | |||
"How about this - 'Mel's Midnight Munchies' delivering Wed-Sun 7pm - 2am!!!! On the menu is - Velvet Cake, Carrot Cake, Chocolate Fudge Cake, Cinnamon Rolls, Oreo Cheesecake......you get the picture!! Ice cream, milkshakes.....all delivered to your door in the middle of the night!!
Minimum order £10 - who wants?? "I've heard about this place but always missed the 2am deadline. When I'm back that way I need to make sure I get some her cakes look awesome | |||
"Enabling fat bastards and rich students with munchies to never have to leave their flats?" Hipsters I reckon! £2.50 - £4.00 per portion, cream included! ! | |||
"Enabling fat bastards and rich students with munchies to never have to leave their flats? Hipsters I reckon! £2.50 - £4.00 per portion, cream included! ! "Loads of guys offer free cream on here lol | |||
