I can imagine the discussion with these security guys 
One went in the bank. The other went and got his mobile from the front seat. During that time a 5'6" tall 50-60 year old guy lifted out the 60 Kilo tub worth £1 Million pounds of gold flake from the back of the open van and walked off.
He is on CCTV taking 1 hour to make a 10 minute walk with the heavy tub.
Hardly Oceans 11.
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"I hope he doesn't think its just a bucket of glitter he's nicked ....  "
It wasn't the most cunning of cunning foxy cunningest heists, was it? But it worked.
I think the security guards might be asked to engage in a spot of "retraining." |
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"I hope he doesn't think its just a bucket of glitter he's nicked ....
It wasn't the most cunning of cunning foxy cunningest heists, was it? But it worked.
I think the security guards might be asked to engage in a spot of "retraining.""
I think its brilliant.... I mean think of all the things you could do with a bucket of gold flake this time of year... I'd bag it up in little parcels and hand it out to random strangers then Hollywood would make a movie and pay me millions for the story |
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"Does anybody think it's at all possible that the hapless guard and the daring thief had met before,somewhere?  "
It can all be put right by a little "retraining." |
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"Does anybody think it's at all possible that the hapless guard and the daring thief had met before,somewhere?
It can all be put right by a little "retraining.""
It's possible that the security guard had already re trained himself.Got tired of security guarding and decided on a new career.  |
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