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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"@....
Put two different colors of lipstick on two of your fingers and tonight's wank can feel that much more special. "
I knew you'd use that emote eventually. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men ask for two women so they have someone to talk to while he sleeps.
Fancy doubling up, Bad Nanna? Our combined ages make us 102 so we might be over his age preference limit. "
I think we should. We can make a Lib sandwich  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm good at ironing and cleaning.
I'm not, I'm lazy.
Me too. We can rumple him up and then hand him over to Fags for cleaning and ironing. "
Have him, I just like cleaning and ironing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm good at ironing and cleaning.
I'm not, I'm lazy.
Me too. We can rumple him up and then hand him over to Fags for cleaning and ironing.
Have him, I just like cleaning and ironing. "
How many years have you been cleaning and ironing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm good at ironing and cleaning.
I'm not, I'm lazy.
Me too. We can rumple him up and then hand him over to Fags for cleaning and ironing. "
I'm not sure he'll appreciate being ironed. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm good at ironing and cleaning.
I'm not, I'm lazy.
Me too. We can rumple him up and then hand him over to Fags for cleaning and ironing.
I'm not sure he'll appreciate being ironed."
I thought it would be a euphemistic ironing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm good at ironing and cleaning.
I'm not, I'm lazy.
Me too. We can rumple him up and then hand him over to Fags for cleaning and ironing.
I'm not sure he'll appreciate being ironed.
I thought it would be a euphemistic ironing.
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Like ironing out this Sunday dinner? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm good at ironing and cleaning.
I'm not, I'm lazy.
Me too. We can rumple him up and then hand him over to Fags for cleaning and ironing.
I'm not sure he'll appreciate being ironed.
I thought it would be a euphemistic ironing.
Like ironing out this Sunday dinner?"
Not necessarily... I didn't want to assume I understood the modern lingo. I know 'cleaning' has some different meanings on here. I have learned cake isn't always what I think it is. Cleaning and ironing could be anything.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too specific for this forum. Spread your horizons Op.
Me? I'd have gone with
Wanted- anyone number of people/things.
Apply however you want.
Watch your inbox explode.  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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When you have it on tap op to tap when ever you want you soon realise its kind of boring . At that point I went on to three but that got boring real quick to .
So then I when back to one to one but with a difference i when the affair route and you know what i haven't looked back since .
The moral of the story hollow sex even with two or three woman at the same time is a hollow experience that gets boring very quickly for a guy like me . |
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