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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?  "
Only the applications are disclosed such information, sorry. |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?
Only the applications are disclosed such information, sorry."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't want to snuggle I want sex, what's your package like 
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Sorry that package is currently out of stock. A resupply is scheduled after Christmas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Well helloooo  "
Sorry, I'm too short and too young |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday."
Oh arse biscuits...i'm not free till Saturday...ahh well  |
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin? "
I heard that Friday the chest turns poochy and the ass turns hairy
Oooops did I just screw my interview up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Oh arse biscuits...i'm not free till Saturday...ahh well "
Arse biscuits !!!! Lol that's ace I may use it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Oh arse biscuits...i'm not free till Saturday...ahh well "
I'm done chasing you as of 21:00 today  . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?
I heard that Friday the chest turns poochy and the ass turns hairy
Oooops did I just screw my interview up "
You may still apply under the condition that I'm allowed to spill maple syrup over your bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Oh arse biscuits...i'm not free till Saturday...ahh well
I'm done chasing you as of 21:00 today ."
Shame that, I was gonna let ya catch me at 21.01 ...gawd dang it! |
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?
I heard that Friday the chest turns poochy and the ass turns hairy
Oooops did I just screw my interview up
You may still apply under the condition that I'm allowed to spill maple syrup over your bum "
Well that's just a whole other benefit right there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want to snuggle I want sex, what's your package like
Sorry that package is currently out of stock. A resupply is scheduled after Christmas "
Obviously not a Prime offer...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Oh arse biscuits...i'm not free till Saturday...ahh well
I'm done chasing you as of 21:00 today .
Shame that, I was gonna let ya catch me at 21.01 ...gawd dang it! "
Sorry, you're still allowed on my hotlist but my focus has switched to perving only now , |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?
I heard that Friday the chest turns poochy and the ass turns hairy
Oooops did I just screw my interview up
You may still apply under the condition that I'm allowed to spill maple syrup over your bum
Well that's just a whole other benefit right there"
You say that now...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Well helloooo
Sorry, I'm too short and too young "
Oh dammit scoots off to write profile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't want to snuggle I want sex, what's your package like
Sorry that package is currently out of stock. A resupply is scheduled after Christmas
Obviously not a Prime offer......"
Well we can't have everything |
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?
I heard that Friday the chest turns poochy and the ass turns hairy
Oooops did I just screw my interview up
You may still apply under the condition that I'm allowed to spill maple syrup over your bum
Well that's just a whole other benefit right there
You say that now... "
Just remember the well known saying...you spill it you clean it up (with your tongue)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Why, what happens on Friday? You turn into a pumpkin?
I heard that Friday the chest turns poochy and the ass turns hairy
Oooops did I just screw my interview up
You may still apply under the condition that I'm allowed to spill maple syrup over your bum
Well that's just a whole other benefit right there
You say that now...
Just remember the well known saying...you spill it you clean it up (with your tongue) "
From where I come from, we like to slap the goods before tasting them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want to snuggle I want sex, what's your package like
Sorry that package is currently out of stock. A resupply is scheduled after Christmas
Obviously not a Prime offer......
Well we can't have everything "
Are you going to stamp REJECTED all over my application then....? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't want to snuggle I want sex, what's your package like
Sorry that package is currently out of stock. A resupply is scheduled after Christmas
Obviously not a Prime offer......
Well we can't have everything
Are you going to stamp REJECTED all over my application then....?"
Nope, it has been postponed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi
Grab a form, please use only black or blue ink pen.
Ok. Do you have a pen?"
Your application has been terminated, please refer to the comment on your thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday."
Aww if you were 10 years older, or I was 10 years younger! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Aww if you were 10 years older, or I was 10 years younger! "
Apologies but I believe that my penis is also 0.25" too short and 0.5" too thin for the High Priestess of Penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Aww if you were 10 years older, or I was 10 years younger!
Apologies but I believe that my penis is also 0.25" too short and 0.5" too thin for the High Priestess of Penis."
If someone made a wife of me I'd forgive a lot of things. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Aww if you were 10 years older, or I was 10 years younger!
Apologies but I believe that my penis is also 0.25" too short and 0.5" too thin for the High Priestess of Penis.
If someone made a wife of me I'd forgive a lot of things. "
You've gone soft. The teabags I remember did not compromise on penis size. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Sir, I would be very interested in applying for the position of "a Wanted Woman". Although I am slightly older than the majority of the candidates, I can assure you I am very experienced, can Multi-task, make great tea, don't require a salary and can start immediately. Oh and my references are on my profile, I have quite a few |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Aww if you were 10 years older, or I was 10 years younger!
Apologies but I believe that my penis is also 0.25" too short and 0.5" too thin for the High Priestess of Penis.
If someone made a wife of me I'd forgive a lot of things.
You've gone soft. The teabags I remember did not compromise on penis size."
I'm not getting any younger, feeling the cold in my bones, a penis won't keep me warm in the night. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Sir, I would be very interested in applying for the position of "a Wanted Woman". Although I am slightly older than the majority of the candidates, I can assure you I am very experienced, can Multi-task, make great tea, don't require a salary and can start immediately. Oh and my references are on my profile, I have quite a few "
You have fantastic boobs and you can make great tea. Application approved please contact HR to arrange 121 interview. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Aww if you were 10 years older, or I was 10 years younger!
Apologies but I believe that my penis is also 0.25" too short and 0.5" too thin for the High Priestess of Penis.
If someone made a wife of me I'd forgive a lot of things.
You've gone soft. The teabags I remember did not compromise on penis size.
I'm not getting any younger, feeling the cold in my bones, a penis won't keep me warm in the night. "
That's why I offered chest hair snuggles. I like to be considerate of the elderly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Aww if you were 10 years older, or I was 10 years younger!
Apologies but I believe that my penis is also 0.25" too short and 0.5" too thin for the High Priestess of Penis.
If someone made a wife of me I'd forgive a lot of things.
You've gone soft. The teabags I remember did not compromise on penis size.
I'm not getting any younger, feeling the cold in my bones, a penis won't keep me warm in the night.
That's why I offered chest hair snuggles. I like to be considerate of the elderly "
Such a sweet boy, I have a werthers original in my bag! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With all the applicants you may have to consider a job share op"
Your proposition has been passed down to my department for creative ideas. On behalf of myself I would like to thank you for your suggestion citiezen . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Application in the post OP
He want it on line
Quicker
Damn "
Actually, I did not specify. Awaiting your application with cuppa in hand .
Feck off PP, start your own thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Benefits include nice hairy chest to snuggle in and peachy ass to grab on to.
Position available until Friday.
Be greedy and have two women "
I only require 1 for the time being, however Mr Lib has an application open for two women right here.
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/577160 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Application in the post OP
He want it on line
Quicker
Damn
Actually, I did not specify. Awaiting your application with cuppa in hand .
Feck off PP, start your own thread "
Bet he didnt impose a 21.00 cutoff either!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Application in the post OP
He want it on line
Quicker
Damn
Actually, I did not specify. Awaiting your application with cuppa in hand .
Feck off PP, start your own thread
Bet he didnt impose a 21.00 cutoff either!! "
I don't |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Application in the post OP
He want it on line
Quicker
Damn
Actually, I did not specify. Awaiting your application with cuppa in hand .
Feck off PP, start your own thread
Bet he didnt impose a 21.00 cutoff either!! "
Strong will: Be strong tushy lover, do not submit to her temptation.
Tushy lover: butt her new pic
...just look at it
Strong will: No! Close your eyes if you must to! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Application in the post OP
He want it on line
Quicker
Damn
Actually, I did not specify. Awaiting your application with cuppa in hand .
Feck off PP, start your own thread
Bet he didnt impose a 21.00 cutoff either!!
Strong will: Be strong tushy lover, do not submit to her temptation.
Tushy lover: butt her new pic
...just look at it
Strong will: No! Close your eyes if you must to!"
It is extra wiggly this morning too...never mind, back to your applications you go...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Application in the post OP
He want it on line
Quicker
Damn
Actually, I did not specify. Awaiting your application with cuppa in hand .
Feck off PP, start your own thread
Bet he didnt impose a 21.00 cutoff either!!
Strong will: Be strong tushy lover, do not submit to her temptation.
Tushy lover: butt her new pic
...just look at it
Strong will: No! Close your eyes if you must to!
It is extra wiggly this morning too...never mind, back to your applications you go...!"
Wiggle it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Application in the post OP
He want it on line
Quicker
Damn
Actually, I did not specify. Awaiting your application with cuppa in hand .
Feck off PP, start your own thread
Bet he didnt impose a 21.00 cutoff either!!
Strong will: Be strong tushy lover, do not submit to her temptation.
Tushy lover: butt her new pic
...just look at it
Strong will: No! Close your eyes if you must to!
It is extra wiggly this morning too...never mind, back to your applications you go...!"
I've come to know your tricks by now ...tease but don't touch is your way, no fooling me. |
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"The post man complaining about the amount of application been sent hence we recommended on line application, better still as all applicant accepted, why don't you all turn up at his door step on Friday
But only one at the time ladies
It's actually a post lady, and she's been promised a tip for all her hard work "
Really what kind of tip
Is she gonna join the queue just to deliver the post lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The post man complaining about the amount of application been sent hence we recommended on line application, better still as all applicant accepted, why don't you all turn up at his door step on Friday
But only one at the time ladies
It's actually a post lady, and she's been promised a tip for all her hard work
Really what kind of tip
Is she gonna join the queue just to deliver the post lol "
I cannot disclose such information as I am bound by employee/employer contract |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your horizons are low, OP
I'd require a man and a woman.
At *least*.
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A wise man chooses his battles carefully so he can live to fight another day .
I'm sure Sun Tzu would agree with me. |
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"Your horizons are low, OP
I'd require a man and a woman.
At *least*.
A wise man chooses his battles carefully so he can live to fight another day .
I'm sure Sun Tzu would agree with me. "
"Know yourself and you will win all battles."
;) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Your horizons are low, OP
I'd require a man and a woman.
At *least*.
A wise man chooses his battles carefully so he can live to fight another day .
I'm sure Sun Tzu would agree with me.
"Know yourself and you will win all battles."
;)"
Hence I wasn't quoting him, I read it some time ago |
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