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Inspire me - office Secret Santa, £5 beginning with 'H'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also have to get something around the £5 for my office Secret Santa. No caveat on letter it must start with. Nothing naughty or sex related. They wouldn't approve!
So I'll watch the thread with interest.
Or disinterest if nobody replies .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I found a mini remote controlled helicopter (it's bound to be shit but whatever) online for around £5, so I'm thinking that's not a bad option either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And no one on a swingers forum has suggested a hand job?
bit OTT for a work colleague 
A stranger is just a fab friend you haven't shagged yet.  "
I didn't say a stranger, I said a work colleague  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get a nice mug and buy loads of the individual Hot chocolate sachets in asda, can get wispa, galaxy, ripple, malteasers, you get like 3 or 4 for a quid.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What did you decide to go for?
I haven't made up my mind buy I'm toying with the idea of a signed picture of David Hasslehoff in a frame. "
Oh stop.I'm glad your not my secret santa |
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"Why the letter H, OP?
We are going through the alphabet.
Last year I bought a gnome. "
For whom?
And it must be a reasonably long-standing team or it would be pointless doing a different letter of the alphabet each year as they wouldn't get the joke...?
Or is the joke elsewhere... Are you not just jangling our collective chain with your seasonal threading?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Handkerchiefs
Hair products
Handcream
Handcuffs (just seeing if anyone is reading group above posts) lol
Hat
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I've given up my ideas obv don't pass muster. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hendricks gin miniature and a tonic?
Handjob Kit : lube sachet and porn mag
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Red riding wolf I too love Hendricks gin mmm yummy but must have a slice of cucumber rather than lime or lemon. thought I would mention you are very sexy having looked at your profile and pics |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why the letter H, OP?
We are going through the alphabet.
Last year I bought a gnome.
For whom?
And it must be a reasonably long-standing team or it would be pointless doing a different letter of the alphabet each year as they wouldn't get the joke...?
Or is the joke elsewhere... Are you not just jangling our collective chain with your seasonal threading?
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It just goes into a sack and it's passed round at our department Christmas dinner.
I'm not sure about other departments but this is my third Christmas here and it just narrows down the field a little bit in terms of what to buy as a gift.
Does that help? |
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"Why the letter H, OP?
We are going through the alphabet.
Last year I bought a gnome.
For whom?
And it must be a reasonably long-standing team or it would be pointless doing a different letter of the alphabet each year as they wouldn't get the joke...?
Or is the joke elsewhere... Are you not just jangling our collective chain with your seasonal threading?
It just goes into a sack and it's passed round at our department Christmas dinner.
I'm not sure about other departments but this is my third Christmas here and it just narrows down the field a little bit in terms of what to buy as a gift.
Does that help?"
Sounds insane.
I'd use the opportunity to sabotage it in some way if it's untraceable  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds insane.
I'd use the opportunity to sabotage it in some way if it's untraceable "
I'm pretty certain everyone would know it was me.
Plus I work with the Corporate Directors and CEX, so... Probably not the best idea. |
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"Harmonica
You buy those for the children of people you don't like."
Yes!
*claps hands excitedly*
Do you know the best trick? What you do is over-wrap with sellotape prompting frenzied opening but what you've done is put glitter inside the package that then goes all over the shop.
Little darlings are pleased as punch, parents of sprog less so.
Prefect.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I loathe secret Santa's. I always try and opt out but people seem to be horrified when I do that.
The trick is to subvert it"
That does speak to my 'dark triad' personality but I'm simply not creative enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Perhaps if it is a female colleague, a pair of hold -ups? Pref in a colour that she would wear. If it's a young guy, some smelly stuff like lynx, shower gel etc. Lynx do so many varieties, they may have one beginning with H. Failing that, browse the shelves in Savers or Boots and find something suitable. If you have a Lush near you, you can get all sorts of hand-made soaps and bath bombs....and they all have quirky names like "Honey, I washed the kids'. If you don't like that, then I would defo go for a fivers worth of Haribo...get a tub full! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do my sisters secret Santa every year and it's safe to say the 'unlucky' person is the only one in the office to get an embarrassing, somewhat cheeky, present.
I would say as it's anonymous just get something that would give everyone a few giggles |
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I've got the trainee in our team and I really don't know him very well but I figure I would disappoint if I didn't lower the tone with something inappropriate... we have a ten quid limit and anything goes... suggestions welcome... |
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