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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. What can you offer for worthy causes?
I'll open a cuddle booth. £1 a go. I'm hoping to raise a tenner although that might be a tad ambitious.
What can you bring to party or what are you hoping to find as you wander around browsing the stands?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Golly gosh , well Pooch and I are offering a guided tour of the beautiful countryside in North Wales . Stunning views and great company,, well Pooch is lol.
Then a warm country pub with a roaring fire and jolly splendid food.
All bids welcome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Golly gosh , well Pooch and I are offering a guided tour of the beautiful countryside in North Wales . Stunning views and great company,, well Pooch is lol.
Then a warm country pub with a roaring fire and jolly splendid food.
All bids welcome "
Well I'm in Taff! Can I start at £50? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Golly gosh , well Pooch and I are offering a guided tour of the beautiful countryside in North Wales . Stunning views and great company,, well Pooch is lol.
Then a warm country pub with a roaring fire and jolly splendid food.
All bids welcome
Well I'm in Taff! Can I start at £50?"
Heavens that's quite a lot of spondulics , there will be novelty kite flying too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can play the piano, we could have a Fab band if there's enough instruments and singers. No Honey G impersonators allowed though.
Sarah "
Why not, I thought she was rather good.
Disclaimer: I've never watched a single episode of the crap factor. I've only seen the amazing talent of the 'G' via YouTube  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can play the piano, we could have a Fab band if there's enough instruments and singers. No Honey G impersonators allowed though.
Sarah "
I'll volunteer as backing singer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The needy folk of the local community are disheartened by the lack of charitable giving and fearful that Gala isn't going to be quite as grand as its name suggests.
They've asked if I can reduce prices in the cuddle booth to 50p a go .. but honestly I think we need some new attractions as £2.50 from the cuddle booth isn't going to sustain a needy child for very long .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I can play the piano, we could have a Fab band if there's enough instruments and singers. No Honey G impersonators allowed though.
Sarah
I'll volunteer as backing singer "
Pfft you would go and post that just as I was composing a blatant 'bump my own thread' post wouldn't you?  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kisses ...differently priced
1. cheek £1.00
2. Neck £2.00
3. Lips £ 3.00
..also for each additional minute 50p more. ...ive thought this through  "
I think you've missed a category though! And you may want to increase the charge for that one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kisses ...differently priced
1. cheek £1.00
2. Neck £2.00
3. Lips £ 3.00
..also for each additional minute 50p more. ...ive thought this through
I think you've missed a category though! And you may want to increase the charge for that one "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kisses ...differently priced
1. cheek £1.00
2. Neck £2.00
3. Lips £ 3.00
..also for each additional minute 50p more. ...ive thought this through
I think you've missed a category though! And you may want to increase the charge for that one "
Australian kisses? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kisses ...differently priced
1. cheek £1.00
2. Neck £2.00
3. Lips £ 3.00
..also for each additional minute 50p more. ...ive thought this through
I think you've missed a category though! And you may want to increase the charge for that one
Australian kisses? lol "
Is that like those special upside down ones?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll set up a spanking booth next to Angel's BJ corner...£1 for me to spank you...£5 if you wanna spank me
£5.50 if you do both?  "
Me thinks we need a new treasurer for the gala funds...your maths need some work |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll set up a spanking booth next to Angel's BJ corner...£1 for me to spank you...£5 if you wanna spank me
£5.50 if you do both?
Me thinks we need a new treasurer for the gala funds...your maths need some work "
Lol I was trying to negotiate a bulk discount |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I,ll offer my knickers to be auctioned ,starting price £500,,,,,,,,,,i know a total rip off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll set up a spanking booth next to Angel's BJ corner...£1 for me to spank you...£5 if you wanna spank me
£5.50 if you do both?
Me thinks we need a new treasurer for the gala funds...your maths need some work
Lol I was trying to negotiate a bulk discount "
Call it a straight £10 and I'll pipe you off |
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"I'll offer the time of you life, £200 p/hr.
All for charidee, of course
You're having a laugh "
Not in the slightest! Luxury product, ma'am, satisfaction guaranteed.
And besides, I only have to get lucky twice and I'll have made twice as much as the tombola in 1/4 of the time.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I,ll offer my knickers to be auctioned ,starting price £500,,,,,,,,,,i know a total rip off "
Rip them off you for £500? If I had the money Mikki, if I had the money ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My lips don't seem to be in demand (Kat) xx
Buy a cuddle off me (I can't even give them away free ) and I'll buy a snog off you? Deal? "
I'll buy a fivers worth xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My lips don't seem to be in demand (Kat) xx
Buy a cuddle off me (I can't even give them away free ) and I'll buy a snog off you? Deal? I'll buy a fivers worth xx"
I can almost hear Kat wriggling around on Dan  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My lips don't seem to be in demand (Kat) xx
Buy a cuddle off me (I can't even give them away free ) and I'll buy a snog off you? Deal? I'll buy a fivers worth xx"
If yer man throws in some of his carrot cake too it's a deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My lips don't seem to be in demand (Kat) xx
Buy a cuddle off me (I can't even give them away free ) and I'll buy a snog off you? Deal? I'll buy a fivers worth xx
I can almost hear Kat wriggling around on Dan "
Oooiiiiii I'm a good girl (Kat) xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My lips don't seem to be in demand (Kat) xx
Buy a cuddle off me (I can't even give them away free ) and I'll buy a snog off you? Deal? I'll buy a fivers worth xx
I can almost hear Kat wriggling around on Dan Oooiiiiii I'm a good girl (Kat) xx"
I don't doubt how good you are |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My lips don't seem to be in demand (Kat) xx
Buy a cuddle off me (I can't even give them away free ) and I'll buy a snog off you? Deal? I'll buy a fivers worth xx
I can almost hear Kat wriggling around on Dan Oooiiiiii I'm a good girl (Kat) xx"
You're only saying that as Santas Good Girl lists are being closed out as we speak |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My lips don't seem to be in demand (Kat) xx
Buy a cuddle off me (I can't even give them away free ) and I'll buy a snog off you? Deal? I'll buy a fivers worth xx
I can almost hear Kat wriggling around on Dan Oooiiiiii I'm a good girl (Kat) xx
You're only saying that as Santas Good Girl lists are being closed out as we speak "
Well I've been super good so I'm sure I'll be top of his list xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My lips don't seem to be in demand (Kat) xx
Buy a cuddle off me (I can't even give them away free ) and I'll buy a snog off you? Deal? I'll buy a fivers worth xx
I can almost hear Kat wriggling around on Dan Oooiiiiii I'm a good girl (Kat) xx
I don't doubt how good you are "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My lips don't seem to be in demand (Kat) xx
Buy a cuddle off me (I can't even give them away free ) and I'll buy a snog off you? Deal? I'll buy a fivers worth xx
I can almost hear Kat wriggling around on Dan Oooiiiiii I'm a good girl (Kat) xx
You're only saying that as Santas Good Girl lists are being closed out as we speak Well I've been super good so I'm sure I'll be top of his list xx"
Allegedly there are "other ways" of getting on his good listening |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I,ll offer my knickers to be auctioned ,starting price £500,,,,,,,,,,i know a total rip off "
Are they sniff-worthy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My lips don't seem to be in demand (Kat) xx
Buy a cuddle off me (I can't even give them away free ) and I'll buy a snog off you? Deal? I'll buy a fivers worth xx
I can almost hear Kat wriggling around on Dan Oooiiiiii I'm a good girl (Kat) xx
You're only saying that as Santas Good Girl lists are being closed out as we speak Well I've been super good so I'm sure I'll be top of his list xx
Allegedly there are "other ways" of getting on his good listening "
Ohhhh is there maybe that's why I'm top then xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll set up a spanking booth next to Angel's BJ corner...£1 for me to spank you...£5 if you wanna spank me "
Can I set up a booth next door?
Restraints and estim. £10 for 10 mins |
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